Looking for funny poems, that is, adapted ancient poems and the like.

The sunshine oven produces purple smoke, and the chicken, duck and fish are all cooked. The saliva flowed down the three-money ruler, and when I touched my pocket, there was no money. There was bright moonlight in front of the window. Li Bai opened the window and was exposed to X-rays. The whole family died. Li Bai had no money to make a boat, so the boatman kicked him into the sea, and he flew down three thousand feet. He didn't know whether Li Bai would die or not. There was a bright moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai went to the toilet. Little Li flew his knife for a moment, and Li Bai died in the toilet room. Purple smoke rises from the sun in the sun. Li Bai passes by a roast duck restaurant and drools for three thousand feet. He only has a dime. In spring sleep, he feels the mosquito bites everywhere. At night, a group of bears see where you are going. Li Bai takes a boat without paying him and kicks him. Get off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep. If you don't know how to swim, you can finish playing. Li Bai was about to leave in the boat when he suddenly heard a cry for help in the water.

He jumped into the water with a splash, and when he picked him up, he saw that it was Wang Lun.