At which moment did you feel that being literate was really scary? Netizen: Being turned into a scumbag by a top student every minute
At which moment did you feel that being literate was really scary? Netizen: Being a top student turns you into a scumbag in seconds. When I first started working, I was fortunate to be in the same office as Professor Liu Shouyang of Guangxi University of Traditional Chinese Medicine. At that time, he retired and returned to our unit. One day, when I was going to work, I passed by the campus and saw Kazuki’s beautiful and cute flowers, so I took a photo of it. When people in the office saw it, they all praised me for taking a good photo. After hearing this, Professor Liu also came over to watch. I saw him and asked casually: Professor, what kind of flower is this? Professor Liu replied: This is sheep's hoof pod. Then he looked at it carefully for a while and walked away silently.
In the afternoon, Professor Liu stopped me and took out a book and showed it to me: Xiaotang, when you asked me this morning, I wasn’t sure and didn’t dare to answer you. I’ll go back at noon. I checked the information and found out what species the flower you photographed should be from. In fact, there should be as many species as possible. Its plant should look like this. What is the stigma of this flower? Normally, it should look like this. , what is the progress of domestic research on it now, I haven’t carefully checked the foreign research, you can take these back to have a look, I personally think this is still of great research value... I broke down in my heart: I learned oral medicine What plants does Western medicine study? ...I suddenly felt very sorry. My casual question caused such an old botanist to give up his precious rest time to help me check the information, so I had to pretend to be interested and listen to him. for more than half an hour. After this incident, I sincerely admire Professor Liu's professionalism, patience and meticulousness, so I never dare to talk to him easily again... There are so many plant experts in the comment area, I really don't know Is it a sheep's hoof pod or a sheep's hoof beetle? I don't know if this is a redbud flower. Anyway, I heard the professor and forgot about it. Of course I don't dare to talk about plants. We can still talk and laugh about other trivial matters.
When I came home from outside, I was shocked to find that my mother was surfing the Internet with my laptop (this kind of invasion of other people’s privacy must be condemned!). Because my computer has a power-on password, and my mother is definitely not the kind of person who can brute force it, I asked my mother how to power it on. She answered me very calmly: "Didn't you have a password prompt, Poet Saint?" "I tried Du Fu's pinyin first, and it was wrong." "On second thought, someone as bitter as you should not be so simple. I guess it's Du Fu. "Turn on the phone, open the door, and check it out. The first thing that comes to mind is "Peng Men Jin Shi Wei Jun Kai." "I tried the pinyin, and it's really that simple." I thought silently. The state of mind when password. You don’t want your privacy to be seen by others, so you need to set a password.
But I might as well leave a reminder - what if there is someone in the world who has a similar connection with me? The door is now open for you. If you think of the same place as me, my computer and my thoughts carried in my computer will be open to you without reservation, but I don't want this person to be my mother at all! "The few novels in your file are okay - but why are they all bad?" It's terrible.
When I was in high school, I went to a four-star high school in the county below. The history teacher at that time was an old man with an ugly appearance. He comes to school every day wearing a formal suit and looks elegant. Because of the requirement of admission rate, other teachers kept a straight face every day as if everyone owed me five million, but he was the only one who smiled every day and we all felt a little awkward. The point is below, I majored in liberal arts, and he taught me In three years, I have never seen him bring books and lesson plans to the classroom! At most, I carry only a red pen with me. After entering the classroom, I start talking. The smooth writing on the blackboard does not look like memorizing by rote. The same goes for the test paper after the exam. I will divide the scores evenly and determine which questions have the highest and lowest scores. I never look at the statistics table. The problem is that he is still a person who has not bought a computer! Think about it, how did he calculate all these things?
This is not a big deal. Once in a physical education class, I saw him fighting with the physical education teacher who specializes in table tennis in our school and he was not losing at all. When get out of class was over, the physical education teacher said, Mr. Li's skills are still as good as before. Later I learned that this physical education teacher narrowly defeated our history teacher in the county staff table tennis competition. This is not the most embarrassing thing. After he finished his two games, the history teacher saw us all watching and said, "You know what the physical principle of this forehand and backhand arc spin is like, how does the table tennis racket bear force?" Then he looked at us with confused faces and told us what was going on. Later, I learned that the history teacher used to be the principal of a rural high school. Because the school was too small and there were not enough teachers to recruit, he removed us. Students who studied languages ??other than English, mathematics, materialism, politics, history, and geography taught themselves, and then went to teach while managing the school as the principal. Such a teacher who taught everything was later transferred to our school and became just a history teacher. After I went to college, I went back to the high school to look for him and found that he was no longer there. After asking about it later, I was roped in by the provincial teaching and research office to serve as a counselor for the college entrance examination history questions. What is a crushing level of cultural level? This is it.
The last time I watched the rerun of The Lion King on TV, I happened to see Hakuna Matata and I was very excited. “Look, Timon!” my daughter said seriously, “Mom, that’s a meerkat.
"I was so confused that I quickly searched "What kind of animal is Timon" on my mobile phone, and then I was stunned, "Ah hahaha, you are wrong, that is a meerkat!" "Mom, a mongoose is a meerkat." "." . "What are they teaching in kindergartens now? At which moment do you think it's terrible to be literate? Netizen: Being a top student will turn you into a scumbag in seconds.