Chen Ergou’s classic quotations
1. Come and seduce the uncle with a beauty trap. Come on, let’s see who eats whom in the end.
2. If you are brave enough to do something, your body will be killed; if you are brave enough to do something you dare not do, your body will be alive.
3. This sloppy mind is the most painful thing in life.
4. It’s not difficult to pretend to be stupid for a few days, but pretending to be stupid for more than 20 years is not fun, but scary.
5. The more others treat him as a fool who can be bullied and stepped on by anyone, the more he wants to laugh. The more he laughs, the more others treat him as a fool who is ignorant of the world. This is It's an interesting cycle.
6. He doesn’t have much culture, but he also knows that even if he stands here and watches for a hundred years, he won’t be able to enter that circle.
7. There is a tiger in my heart, sniffing the roses.
8. Ergou, it’s ninety-nine and eighty-one times difficult for Monk Tang to learn the scriptures. Eating my meat will not make you live forever, but you have to make a gesture of climbing over mountains and ridges, passing five levels and killing six generals. Well, no one will cherish something that is too easy to get. This is true for you and me. ?
9. I am a businessman. The saying that a drop of water will repay you with a spring of spring does not suit me, but I can repay you with a peach in return.
In 10 years, all sentient beings are horses and oxen, and in 60 years, all living beings are horses, dragons and elephants.
11. A man puts aside his glamorous coat. Prominent life experience. Not a bad look. What's left? Is it full of filth and obscenity? Is it a senseless complaint? Or is it a dream of beautiful mountains and rivers?
12. When you like someone, love someone, what do you do appropriately?
13. Look out the window at the flowers blooming and falling in front of the courtyard, and the clouds rolling in and out of the horizon. Everything depends on fate.
14. Chen Ergou thought sourly as he walked, in the future, when my uncle gets rich, he will buy the models together with the car, and then I will not use them and just give them to the beggars on the roadside.
15. Sitting in the Audi car. Chen Fusheng had a sense of belonging that matched the provincial capital city of Nanjing, and then he developed more ambitions. For some people, the seeds of ambition only need to take root and germinate, and they will quickly be nourished and fattened by the big dye vat of society. Either their beauty will be destroyed by the eight winds of the world, or they will eventually grow into towering trees. Chen Fusheng is not allowed to speculate on the outcome. In short, just like what Yuan Chun said, he couldn't stop. What he can do is to do everything within his sight and ability in one go.
16. Let him be wild and eccentric, let him be topsy-turvy, I will be unmoved by the eight winds, and my heart will be like a rock.
17. Shanghai, to Chen Ergou, is just a few pale descriptions in the book. Economy, prosperity, fashion, these words are extremely abstract, like the picture in the history book that he has read countless times. No matter how much I look at it, I can't see any tricks in "Sunflower".
18. At this time, those innocent children who came to the bar to hunt for beauty for the first time understood a more extreme truth: men are not bad and women do not love them.
19. This time, Cao Jianjia did not put down the prime minister in a hurry. Instead, he picked up a knight, overlapping the two, and continued: "This kind of people are very likely to rise to the top by relying on their ability and luck. Climb to a position where one person is less than one person and more than ten thousand people in a certain circle, that is "Shi Shu". At that time, he is not only "Shuai"'s confidant, but also the biggest accomplice who killed "Shuai". This is the so-called chess. Meng Gong, Ergou, in a big city with intrigues, the people who can hurt you are often your closest people, friends, or lovers. ?
20. Unfeeling men and snobbish women, such bad guys and girls can often have a honeymoon period from beginning to end. Hit the nail on the head.
21. Be as cautious as a rat and cruel as a wolf.
22. Chen Ergou enjoys the looks of contempt and jealousy from the male animals around him. What’s wrong with the cow dung? What’s wrong with the toad? I’m just a pile of cow dung with flowers on it. I’m still a pig. The toad that has eaten swan meat will be jealous of you.
23. If you argue with a fool, you will definitely lose, but if you argue with a woman, you will lose half the battle from the beginning, because human beings are naturally sympathetic and habitually stand on the weak side indiscriminately, especially when this woman When you are still very beautiful,
24. If you cultivate your forgiveness to the extreme, you will have no sin in the world.
25. No matter what the nature of friendship is, it is like a bottle of liquor. The longer it is sealed, the higher its value is. But once it is unsealed, it may only be enough for an alcoholic to drink too much once, so it must be cherished.
26. Don’t want men who are unsympathetic and unjust and flirt with women. Don’t want a man who is good at maneuvering and doesn’t leave any bottom line. Men who deliberately claim to be deviant don't want it. Don’t want a man who is proud of his talent and arrogant. Don’t sympathize with men who are overflowing with good gentlemen.
27. Achieve enlightenment through small things, and become a Buddha through villains.
28. Two dogs and two dogs. He is not a dog. He is the man of our Chen family. There is nothing more to be a human being than eating, drinking and having diarrhea. In fact, the most important thing is breathing. call. It's a breath of relief. suck. It's a fight. What are you laughing at? Who of you is qualified to laugh at Ergou? I, Chen Fugui, am the eldest and the thickest. I don't have the ability to play tricks. I’ll leave my words here today. I don’t care whether you commit evil or blessing. Don't harm the two dogs. Otherwise, one life is exchanged for ten. I can't make up ten. I will dig up your ancestral graves.
29. Sometimes when I think about it, we poor people are really not comfortable with their lives. It’s not because we think those rich beasts are too tall, nor is it because the beautiful women are too arrogant. I just feel helpless no matter how hard I try. He couldn't even climb up to that position and get into their bed.
30. Hunger and cold arouse the desire to steal. Then it will hit the target of your group of people. The horse is thin and has long hair. People who are poor may not have short ambitions. Ambition is something. A man has more or less that. After the expansion, I even thought that as long as I persevered, I could stand at the top of a city. Little do they know that life can easily break up a family. It is even easier to die young if a person who does not have a deep foundation in struggle is.
31. Hope is such a slut. When you really decide not to love her, she will take the initiative to flirt with you and make you, who is about to be as reticent as you are, burn yourself to death again. .
32. For a woman, in the game with a man, the most original and fundamental gap lies in the body, not external factors such as IQ or EQ. If you want to be strong, you must learn to protect it. own body.
33. In front of the goddess control, the lolita control, the mature woman control, the royal sister control, the obedience control, and all the control are just clouds.
34. When a matter requires debate or quarrel to make the other party surrender, it does not mean that the other party is unreasonable, but that you are incompetent.
35. Even small people should live with dignity. A man has no money, no women, no guns, it’s all trivial matters, but without dignity, even the dogs on the roadside won’t look at you seriously.
36. In Chen Ergou’s impression, the person he should call grandpa is a bad old man who likes to sing Peking opera while drinking. He never understood it before, and when he can understand it, he will not have the chance to listen again. .
37. In this city, there seem to be more lovers sharing the same bed with different pillows than men and women sharing the same pillow.
38. Don’t think that humping like a pig for an hour or two is your skill.
39. In the eyes of proud Shanghainese, no matter you are from Beijing or Cantonese, you are still a countryman.
40. Having seen through half of life, I feel half Buddha and half fairy.
41. In this society, kind people may not be rewarded well, but if they are willing to do things like a dog with their tail between their legs, they will most likely reach the top.
42. Unruly people come out of poor mountains and harsh waters.
43. He has a pale and thin calm face, simple to shabby clothes, but standing slightly hunched in the crowd, he seems to be taller than anyone else.
44. How difficult is it to climb higher than others in a city with so many adults? Isn’t it much more difficult than the English listening test in the college entrance examination?
45. Riding Among the ten thousand people, the white horse holds the yellow on the left and the blue on the right. I only think about it, Cao Jianjia. Change into plain clothes and return to the Central Plains. Unprecedented, he shoots the wolf. Put Xiliang down and ignore it.
46. Xiaoyao, Xiaoyao, when you are looking for a man, you have to find someone who can control you, so that you can escape unscathed. Not everyone can bear the love of a moth flying into a flame.
47. People are poor but have short ambitions; horses are thin and have long hair; when they are full and warm, they think of lust; when they are hungry and cold, they have the desire to steal.
48. Treat tasks assigned by demanding bosses. You must make your boss feel in advance that you can complete eight out of ten, and finally give a score of 120%. This will not only not disappoint the boss, but also give him a surprise. Even if he messes up, the boss will have a good feeling in his heart. Start with low expectations. Her image naturally became brighter
49. She squatted down and suddenly made a gesture towards the sky, forming a rectangle, and said with a smile: "Chen Ergou, look, you can only look now" You can be content with such a big sky, but if one day you walk out of this land and see more, will you still be satisfied with two thousand yuan?
50. It is convinced. Or take it orally, I don’t care. If a person respects me a foot, I will give him a foot. If a dog bites me, I will hit it with bricks. This is actually how it works.
51. In his opinion, who knows a little bit about Feng Shui and Kanyu, what flows in the Qinhuai River is not the erotic style in the eyes of literati and poets, but a river of scarlet blood, as rich and sad as the setting sun.
52. If the heart is not destroyed by gain, failure, reputation, praise, ridicule, joy or sorrow, it is immovable by the eight winds.
53. The rich are like cats who don’t have to worry about food. They bask in the sun when they are happy. When they are unhappy, they go out to catch mice and play with them. The poor are mice. If they want to live, they have to steal hard or run away with their lives. .
54. Give your remaining conscience to the people you care about.
55. Behind closed doors is the deep mountain, and pure land can be found anywhere with a calm mind.
56. Chen Ergou, stand up straight. My man, even if he loses completely, plans his tricks and lies on the ground, will he still stop?
57. Half of the world is laughing at the other half. In fact, the whole world is a fool.
58. Something either has value or price, and anything that has neither is waste. I think Little Red Flower falls into this category.
59. If you can’t take a step back and the sky will be brighter, then take a few more steps back; if you can’t endure it for a while, then you can endure it a little longer.
60. I don’t know why, but it always rains on my birthday. In fact, I’m not a child who likes to cry.
If one day I shed tears in front of someone, I will also say "just water in my eye".
61. Brother, to be honest, if those laymen see your face, they will tell you something. Your ears are exposed and you are doomed to be poor and lowly for a lifetime, or you have narrow eyebrows and narrow mind and will not live long, and then lie to you. Spend money to eliminate disasters, don’t worry, I’m not that kind of person.
62. It doesn’t matter if a soldier takes off his military uniform, but I am Ergou’s brother. This is a lifelong matter.
63. In fact, there is no distinction between high and low when people are hiding in their mother’s belly. It’s just that you can’t choose the wrong place for reincarnation.
64. In this city, there seem to be more lovers sharing the same bed with different pillows than men and women sharing the same pillow.
65. A morality that is just to satisfy oneself is not enough to be called morality. For example, if you save a person because it will bring you a sense of morality, then that is not morality. It's just an implicit fame and fortune.
66. She suddenly remembered her grandfather, whom she had held a grudge against for twenty years. The old man once said something to her mother when he was furious. Women in the Cao family can look down on the general's son and look down on the provincial governor. grandson, but even if you are a beggar, as long as you live standing instead of kneeling, as long as you are willing to marry, I dare to agree!
67. For this beautiful girl who has no worries about food and clothing For us, a diploma is just a piece of broken paper. If you don’t squander your youth quickly, why don’t you wait to marry someone else’s wife and then go wild?
68. Dogs will jump over the wall when they are anxious. A moment of fierce force. Even small people should live with dignity. A man without money, a woman, or a gun is all a trivial matter, but without dignity, even the dogs on the roadside will not look at you seriously.
69. Life’s well-planned surprises always make people laugh, and the laughter may be bloody or astringent.
70. At that time, Chen Ergou was just a toad who had only seen the sky. Today, Chen Ergou might be lucky enough to jump out of the well tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. After all, Shanghai is a city where Huang Jinrong and Zhou Zhengyi were born. There is a thin line between heaven and hell.
71. I have suffered a lot, and you can’t live without any of it. You can't have more of anything I've got.
72. Chen Ergou said that he really envied this kind of young master with good capital. He had a high starting point and a face that only a pretty boy could have, and maybe he was trained in the gym. Muscles, no wonder so many singles in China are so resentful. It’s not just the disparity between rich and poor that’s to blame.
73. When a beautiful woman stands on the dance floor and dances, she must be aware of being picked up and taken advantage of. Chen Ergou is not a love saint who never touches a leaf among thousands of flowers. He has no romantic sentiments. At least now he thinks that the last relationship between a man and a woman is nothing more than rolling over on the same bed. Is this vulgar? In fact, it is the true meaning.
74. How do you know how valuable my friend is if I don’t let you poke some trouble in my territory?
75. Mosquito meat is also meat.
76. I will not look down on anyone. The cleaners on the roadside and the dishwashers in small restaurants all have their own dignity.
77. I hunted eagles all day long, but I was blinded by the eagle pecks.
78. If you put some thought into it, I don’t believe that I can’t win over this girl. Even if she is frigid, I can still succeed.
79. If you dare to do something, you will be killed. His body; if he has the courage to do what he dares not do, he will live his life.
80. Chen Ergou is frugal, but that does not mean he is stingy. There is a family of ruthless people in Zhangjiazhai, but no one in the Chen family has a narrow vision and a small belly. They are smart and shrewd in doing things. This is what rich people often talk about. a sentence.
81. When a matter requires debate or quarrel to make the other party surrender, it does not mean that the other party is unreasonable, but that you are incompetent.
82. What level of arrogance must a man reach during his lifetime to avoid dying in obscurity?
83. Chen Ergou subconsciously put the piece of paper with a number on it He took it out, folded it into a paper airplane, and put it in the palm of his hand. He looked out the window, looked up at the skyscrapers he saw for the first time in his life, and murmured: Do I need to look up like this for a lifetime?
< p> 84. A drop of water penetrates a stone as solid as iron. I remain unmoved and my heart is as solid as a rock.85. When you encounter a catastrophic situation in a big city, don’t rush to act bravely, and try not to do things that add insult to injury. You can just do things that make things better. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. They often drive into dangerous places without realizing it. A last-ditch battle is heroic, but luck is not that good. You win every time. Sometimes in life, if you lose once, everything will be over. Collapse.
86. Let go, just two words, just eleven pictures!
87. Whether a person can have a prominent position in the future depends on the city and the skill. , it depends on your vision, and you also have to believe in destiny. China is so big, and the people who can really make a difference are only a small group of people. Some people are ignorant and stumble and accidentally jump over the dragon's door. It seems absurd, but in fact there are traces to follow.
88. The more others treat him as a fool who can bully and step on anyone, the more he wants to laugh. The more he laughs, the more others treat him as a fool who is ignorant of the world. It's an interesting cycle.
89. Spring is here, and some people are feeling springy. Fortunately it's not summer, otherwise you wouldn't be so unrestrained.
90. Put in eight points of effort, achieve ten points, and leave two points to avoid being so physically and mentally exhausted.
91. There are many men in the world who can fight, and there are also many handsome men who can fight. But men who can fight hard and dare to pull down the emperor and take his life even if he says he doesn’t want it are rare. .
92. For a gangster, no matter how big a gangster he is, he is still a big gangster who can't see the light and cannot be shown on the stage. There is no underworld in China.
93. Living to see your enemies fall one by one is the greatest pleasure in life.
94. There are bones buried under the earth, and ambitions are also buried.
95. There is a lot of suffering, and it hurts the most when it is too painful to express.
96. The relationship between women and relationships is like cats and mice. Young girls treat relationships like cats who have just debuted. As soon as they see a mouse, they think that there will be no such store in this village, and they can’t wait to see it. Swallow it in your stomach and treasure it for a lifetime. If you lose it, you will cry heartbrokenly. When you are tired, you worry about gains and losses.
97. The path of the world is as vague as a bird's path, and the human feelings are as savage as a fish's.
98. For a woman who has never used facial oil, let alone cosmetics, she will not look in the mirror every day and lament the ruthlessness of time.
99. Whether you are a small person or a descendant of the rich, if you want to succeed, you have to look further, expand your measure, and think more. Then you have to give yourself six points of viciousness and three points of warmth. The children and grandchildren have a little kindness left.
100. This is the best of times, and this is also the worst of times.
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