1. Poems about laughter
Aspirations eat the meat of Huns when they are hungry, and laugh about drinking the blood of Huns when they are thirsty - Yue Fei of the Song Dynasty, "Man Jiang Hong· Writes of Feelings" When the mountain flowers are blooming, She laughs among the bushes - modern times *** "Bu Shuzi·Yong Mei" Look back and smile with all the beauty, the sixth palace has no color - Bai Juyi's "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" of the Tang Dynasty The wandering mind of the homeland, the sentimental people should laugh at me, early birth of beautiful hair - Song Dynasty · Su Shi's "Nian Nujiao·Chibi Nostalgic" Mo Xiao, a farmer's wax wine, is full of chickens and dolphins in good years - Song Dynasty Lu You's "Visiting Shanxi Village" Jun Mo Xiao lying drunk on the battlefield, how many people have fought in ancient times - Tang Dynasty Wang Han's "Liang" Two poems about the state, one: The laughter gradually fades into silence - Song Dynasty's Su Shi's "Butterfly Love Flower·Spring Scene" This year's laughter will return next year's, the autumn moon and spring breeze will be leisurely - Tang Dynasty's Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing/Pipa Yin" Outside the Wall People, the beauty in the wall laughs - Su Shi of the Song Dynasty, "Butterflies in Love with Flowers·Spring Scene", so many things in ancient and modern times are all made up of jokes - Ming Dynasty, Yang Shen's "Linjiang Fairy·Rolling Waters of the Yangtze River Passing East" The human face is unknown, The peach blossoms still smile in the spring breeze - Cui Hu of the Tang Dynasty, "Nanzhuang of the Capital City", suspecting that last night's spring dream was good, Yuan is winning the grass fight today, laughter is born from both faces - Song Dynasty, Yan Shu's "Broken Arrangement·Spring Scene" The girl next door in the east laughs cleverly Companion, greetings on the mulberry picking path - Song Dynasty Yan Shu's "Spring Scene" Looking at the door to stop thinking about Zhang Jian, enduring death for a moment to wait for Du Gen; I am smiling to the sky with my horizontal knife, leaving my liver and gallbladder Kunlun - Qing Dynasty Tan Sitong's "Inscription on the Wall in Prison" saw the return of the pass, and laughed and said it - Pre-Qin · Anonymous "Meng" The brothers didn't know, so they laughed - Pre-Qin · Anonymous "Meng" was willing to love a daughter and smiled lightly - Song Dynasty "Song Qi" Jade House Spring·Spring Scene》The pomegranates and their hair are smiling at each other, even if there is no wine, Yuanming is still awake alone——Beiqiong of the Yuan Dynasty "Haiyou Dragon Boat Festival" Laughing drunkenly with the father for 30,000 times——Su Shi of the Song Dynasty "Nanxiangzi·He Yang" "Element Time Moves to Guard Mizhou" The embroidered hibiscus smiles - Li Qingzhao of the Song Dynasty, "Huanxisha·Girlfriend" accidentally visited Lin Sou, chatting and laughing without return - Wang Wei of the Tang Dynasty, "Zhongnan Farewell/First Arrival in the Mountains/Enter the Mountain" "To an Old Friend in the City" It's rare to open your mouth to smile in this world, and you must return home with your head full of chrysanthemums - "Climbing the Mountain in Nine Days" by Du Mu of the Tang Dynasty. 2. Humorous classical Chinese essays
Shishuoxinyu Xie Taifu Hanxue gathered in Beijing to discuss the meaning of literature with his children.
Suddenly it snowed suddenly, and the father-in-law said happily, "What does the white snow look like?" Hu'er, the brother, said, "The difference can be made by spreading salt in the air." The brother and daughter said, "It's not like catkins blowing up due to the wind."
"The public laughed happily. The catkins of spring are used as a metaphor for the white snow of winter... You are an old woman now that you are old. If I had not left you to take care of you, you would have to say no less than two or three sentences about me closing my eyes and taking a nap today.
Anger, those who take a nap are not just me, why should I point it out? What's more, I haven't lost my mind yet, so I am unjustly accused. What can you do? If they are really capable, why are there more than half of the students lying on the desk? There are at least six out of ten people who dislike you. Are you kind? The number can be seen.
I don’t blame you for the past, but what happened today is abominable and makes me angry. Mother, sincerely my mother is not happy.
Meat Stealing A certain person went to the capital to sell meat. He stopped to relieve himself in front of a toilet on the roadside and hung the meat outside. Seeing this, Person B quickly stole the meat.
Before he could go far, A had already walked out of the toilet, grabbed B, and asked B if he saw someone taking his meat from the toilet. Fearing that A would see through, B had already held the meat in his mouth, and said impatiently: "You are such a fool! How could you hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If you were like me, holding the meat in your mouth, how could you The Lost Principle?" - Wei Handan Chun's "Laughing Forest" Name Game Xu Zhicai, King of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, was very eloquent, especially good at word games.
Before he was crowned king, he tried to play with Wang Yuanjing, the minister of state. Wang Yuanjing laughed at Xu Zhicai's name and said: "Your name is 'Zhicai', what's the point? In my opinion, it's better to call it 'Wucai'."
After hearing this, Xu Zhicai was displeased. Angry and not angry, he immediately mocked Wang Yuanjing's surname: "The word '王', with the word '王' added to the left, becomes 'sheep'." "Wang Yuanjing was speechless after hearing this, feeling extremely embarrassed.
Another time, Xu Zhicai entertained guests, and Lu Yuanming was also present. During the dinner, Lu Yuanming teased Xu Zhicai's surname: "The character 'Xu' means Weiruren ("Wei" plus "彳" and "Ru")."
Xu Zhicai immediately mocked Yuanming's surname. Surname - "Lu" (traditional "Lu") character: "The character 'Lu', An'ah Yinzhen gave birth to a boy to become 'Lu' ()', and when paired with 'horse' (horse), it became 'Donkey' ( Donkey)." Lu Yuanming's words turned red and speechless, and everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
——The old title of Sui Dynasty Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and Calf Hou Bai later became an official in the Tang Dynasty, and often guessed riddles with people. Hou Bai first made three chapters of instructions to everyone: "What you guessed The object, firstly, must be a real thing that can be seen; secondly, it cannot be used as a false explanation to confuse everyone; thirdly, if the object cannot be seen after the explanation is completed, you should be punished." Then he first revealed the riddle: "The back is the same as the house. Big, the belly is as big as the pillow (the crossbar on the back of the car), and the mouth is as big as a cup.
Everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed it right. They all said: "Where in the world is there an object with a mouth as big as a cup and a back as big as a house?" If there is no such thing, you must make a bet with all of us. After Hou Bai finished the bet with everyone, he explained: "This is a swallow's nest." "
Everyone burst into laughter. Another time, Hou Bai attended a large banquet.
During the banquet, everyone asked him to make a riddle to entertain. The guessed thing could neither It's weird and hard to recognize, but it can't be abstract or unreal.
Hou Bai responded: "There is something as big as a dog, and its appearance is very similar to that of a cow. What is this? "Everyone kept guessing. Some said it was a deer, and some said it was a deer, but they were all rejected.
Then Hou Bai was asked to tell the answer. Hou Bai laughed and said: " This is a calf. "
——Old title of Sui Dynasty Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" He Zhizhang begged for his name in the early years of Tang Xuanzong Tianbao. He Zhizhang, a well-known secretary, wrote to the court and wanted to retire and return to his hometown of Wuzhong. Xuanzong Li Longji respected him very much and treated him differently than others.
Before He Zhizhang left, he couldn't help but burst into tears when he said goodbye to Tang Xuanzong.
Zhizhang said: "I Zhizhang has a dog that has not yet been named. If Your Majesty gives him a name, it will be an honor for me to return home. Xuanzong said: "Faith is the core of Tao. The word "faith" is faith.
Qing’s son should be named Fu. "Zhizhang thanked me and accepted the order.
After a long time, Zhizhang realized it and thought to himself: "The emperor is making fun of me too much. I am from Wu, and the word "Fu" is the word "Zhao" plus the word "Zi".
He named my son "Fu". Doesn't he call my son "paw"? ——Gao Yi, Song Dynasty, "Living in Groups" I don't know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to compose poetry. One day, Ai Zi wandered between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel.
At night, he heard his neighbor Someone in the room said: "One song. "After a while, he said: "Another song. "
Ai Zi was inexplicable, feeling no sleepiness at all, and had no sleep all night. Lying until dawn, *** heard the man in the next door say about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs.
Ai Zi thought that the man in the neighboring room must be a poet. He was concentrating on reciting poems in the quiet moonlit night. He felt respected in his heart and loved the man's quick thinking, so he decided to get acquainted with him early in the morning. After putting on her clothes and getting out of bed, she straightened her headband and stood at the door to greet him.
After a while, a man who looked like a merchant came out of the neighboring room. He was thin and looked sick. I thought: With this kind of dignity, how could he look like a poet? Perhaps, one cannot judge blindly based on appearance.
Then he stepped forward and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has many poems. Can you please do that?" Let the students take a look at it. The man said: "I am a businessman and I never know what poetry is." "
He always refused to come up with poems. Ai Zi said stubbornly: "Last night I heard you saying 'one piece' in the house, and then saying 'one piece' again soon. Isn't that a poem? ? After hearing this, the man burst out laughing and said, "You misunderstood."
I had a bad stomach last night. Every time I had diarrhea, I couldn’t find toilet paper at night, so I wiped it with my hands. I had diarrhea all night and soiled my hands almost six or seven times.
The ‘hand’ I am talking about is not the ‘head’ of the psalm. "Ai Zi was so ashamed after hearing this.
——Old title of Su Shi's "Ai Zi's Miscellaneous Theory" of the Song Dynasty. A word game. Su Dongpo heard that Wang Jinggong's "Zi Shuo" had just been completed, so he went to Jinggong to congratulate him and said Jokingly said: "It is said in the masterpiece that 'bamboo' and 'horse' are used as 'du'." But I still have a question: "I don't know how to use 'bamboo' to whip' dogs, so what's so 'laughable'?" Jing Gong laughed and didn't answer, but asked instead: "The word 'dove' is 'jiu' Cong." Birds, is there any evidence?" Dongpo immediately replied: "The Book of Songs says: 'The corpse dove is in the mulberry tree, and its sons are seven.' Including their parents, there are exactly nine.
” 3. What are the words that describe laughter?
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Happy smile: (laughing) (laughing) (laughing) (laughing***) (smiling) (smiling) (smiling) (smiling)
Unbearable laughter: (cannot help laughing) (laughing dumbly) (covering his mouth and covering his mouth)
Laughter after crying: (crying turns into laughter) (Jiyan/Zhanyan smiles) (redirected) Sadness turns into joy)
An insidious smile: (a superficial smile but a hidden smile) (a hidden smile) (a sinister smile) (a flattering smile) (a sinister smile)
An ugly smile: (a dry smile) (no) Smiling forcefully) (giggling) (unable to laugh or cry)
Others: (smiling) (smiling charmingly) (looking back and smiling)
(smiling) (smiling) (sneering) ( Laughing with you) (laughing) (laughing stupidly)
(Smiling knowingly) (Looking at each other and smiling) (Smiling in return) (Smiling away grudges) (Smiling at the situation) (Laughing instead of angry) 4. Humorous short classical Chinese essay
Bragging about having money
Original text
A man was lost and met a dumb man. He didn't answer his questions, but he made a money sample with his hand to show his gratitude. Only when you get money can you be willing to guide him. The man expressed his intention by counting the money. The mute man then opened his mouth to point out the way. The man asked, "Why do you pretend to be dumb if you don't have money?" "Ya said: "In today's world, if you have money, you can speak! "
Translation
A man lost his way and met a "mute" who asked questions without answering. The "mute" only gestured with his hands like money, indicating that he wanted to give money. Only then was he willing to guide. The lost man understood the meaning and immediately gave the "mute" some money. Then the "mute" opened his mouth to point out the way. The lost man asked, "Why are you pretending to be dumb?" "Mute" said: "In today's world, if you have money, you can speak." "
Excerpted from "Laughing Forest Guangji", "Laughing Forest Guangji" was collected by game owners signed in the Qing Dynasty, mostly taken from Ming and Qing joke collections. 5. Words representing laughter
Talking and laughing
Zhou Ruchang
Smiling is a facial expression that reflects the heart. "Smiling face greets you", "face is full of spring breeze", "face is full of smiles", which proves that laughter is harmonious. The relationship between the face. "Qi Yan", "Ji Yan", "Smiling face" is more literary, but it talks about the same relationship, "Smile on the face, pain in the heart", the situation is different. "Reflecting the heart" needs to be re-researched, but "facial expression" is still valid.
Face, in general terms, smile, and has a particularly close relationship with some of its "parts". One is the mouth , "laughing all the time" and "laughing so much that you can't close your mouth" are easy to see; smiling with "puckered lips", smiling with "curled lips", and smiling with "grin" are all about the mouth, but each has its own merits. However, sometimes. You are not allowed to see what shape the mouth is in, so you have to figure it out yourself.
The second thing is that elegant people, like ladies, pay attention to "not showing their smiles". "Teeth". However, "Charming Teeth" and "Cold Teeth" will inevitably have some expressions. "Laughing off the big teeth" will make you want to be elegant but unable to do it.
The third is the chin. "Xie Yi" is acceptable, but even To "take off your chin", you need to ask an orthopedic doctor to "take it".
The fourth is the eyes. If you are happy, you will be able to "smile" and "smile until your eyes are narrowed to a slit". .
Does laughter only have something to do with the face - whether it is "whole" or "partial"? Not necessarily.
Laughter can also affect the whole body. It doesn’t matter if you “laugh hard enough” or “bend your waist with laughter.” ", or even "laughing", then the matter is not trivial, and it is necessary to seek medical treatment. The rescue was in vain and he was finally "laughed to death". This probably happened before.
After "laughing", it is not necessarily over, because you can still "laugh" underground.
"The crown and tassel must be worn out" is something that the ancients did not do. "Spraying rice to fill the case" can still be tried by today's people.
Laughter varies from person to person. The master must be "smiling" and the beauty must be "beautiful". Taoist Zhang in "A Dream of Red Mansions" is supposed to be "laughing out loud". "Looking back and smiling" can only be said by Yang Yuhuan. Fool Xue, the "silly overlord", will never be good at "laughing cleverly". When he speaks, he often causes "uproar" and "uproar".
"Charming", "Jianran", "卍Ran", "uproar", how can they be the same?
Regarding its sounds, "haha", "heehee", "hehehe", "scare", "chichi", "dumb", and "giggle" are roughly used to describe A girl's "silver bell-like laughter."
"Smiling", "smiling", "smiling" and "smiling" each have their own expressions.
Distinguish the types: "wry smile", "giggle", "silly smile", "fake smile", "accompanying smile", "flattering smile", "sneer" (although there is no "hot smile", but "sneer" The phrase "hot haha" proves that laughter is hot), "laughing secretly", "laughing wildly", "laughing evilly", "laughing evilly".
There are also "hidden smiles", "slight smiles", "sweet smiles", "yan smiles", "long smiles" and "feigned smiles". This is probably too "quaint", but it doesn't deprive them of their right to exist.
"Smiling knowingly", "Looking at each other and smiling", "Smiling at each other", "Laughing up to the sky", "Unconsciously laughing", "No one laughs to himself", "Looking like a smile but not laughing", " "Don't smile but force yourself to smile"... and "Smiling superficially but not smiling" (this skill is the most difficult to achieve).
There is another category, "making fun of", "making fun of", "making fun of", "causing laughter", "seeing laughter", "asking for laughter", "making fun of", "buying laughter", "selling laughter" .
As for "slam", "ridicule", "哂", "chi", "ridicule" and "tease"...it is naturally difficult to exclude them from the broad scope of laughter.
Laughter is so colorful, and when we think about it, we can’t help laughing.
I often think, from this perspective, how rich and vivid the language of the motherland is, which also reflects how profound and comprehensive the people’s experience of life is. Cartoonists, creators, performers, rappers, translators, linguists, sociologists... how could they not take a tour of this treasure house? If there were such a dictionary that could classify and collect ancient and modern elegant and popular vocabulary (allusions to "laughing" are in another category and are not included here) so that people could see them at a glance, its meaning would be very certain.
My idea may have been put into practice by scholars long ago. If I still keep it in mind, it would become a "laughing stock" and a "joke". 6. Four-letter words to describe laughter
Joyous laughter: joyful laughter.
Chi Chi Chi Ga Ga: Onomatopoeia, describing laughter, etc.
Long time no see: 覦欬: the sound of coughing, which is extended to laughter. It means that you haven't heard the other person's laughter or chatting for a long time. That is, no news for a long time.
Laughing dumbly: Laughing dumbly: Describing laughter. Couldn't help laughing.
Laughing dumbly: Laughing dumbly: Describing laughter. I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
A dumb smile: dumb: describes laughter. I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Laughing at oneself in a dumb way: Laughing in a dumb way: Describing laughter. I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Cover your mouth and laugh: Hulu: laughter in the throat. Cover your mouth and laugh, laugh secretly, and snicker.
Cover your mouth Luhu: Luhu: laughter in the throat. Cover your mouth and laugh.
Hope this helps!