2. The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the river is wide.
There are many fish in the sea, and birds are singing everywhere around me.
4, peony flowers die, please burn paper.
Who will be the captain this time?
Character: Zhao Xuan (male, 10 years old); Zhou Jie (female, 10 years old); Yu Xing (male, 10 years old)
Time: in the evening, after school.
Venue: Class 3 (5) of Zhongyuan Road Primary School.
Curtain opening:
Gently rang out "we are the successors of capitalism ...";
Zhao Xuan, Zhou Jie and Yu Xing are cleaning the classroom.
At this moment, someone shouted, "Zhou Jie, is Miss Shen waiting in the office?
Zhou Jie: "Zhao Xuan, pull up the tables and chairs! Yuhang, clean the blackboard! I'll go out first. "
Zhou Jie said, and went outside the classroom. ...
Yu Xing: "Zhao Xuan, as soon as you see Zhou Jie as monitor, tell me what to do."
Zhao Xuan: "What's strange about girls pointing? My mother led my father to the bottom of the bed two days ago. "
Yu Xing: "Why?"
Zhao Xuan: "My mother and I played checkers and the bullet got under the bed. If my father doesn't answer, will I? "
Yu Xing: "Hey, my father didn't salute my mother. Everything is the same as he used to be in the army."
Zhao Xuan: What do you mean?
Yu Xing: "My dad said that all actions should be directed and subordinates should obey their superiors. Mom is my father's superior, and I am my mother's superior. "
Zhao Xuan: "If your mother is not at home, will your father surpass him?"
Yuxing: "Dad should take the lead, and there is a pin at the end of the pipe. I won't buy it. "
Zhao Xuan: "You can't do that. Didn't your mother remind you that a good' son' doesn't suffer immediate losses? . "
Yu Xing: "At most, my father won't let me watch TV with him-the NBA basketball game in Yao Ming."
Zhao Xuan: "This skill is quite powerful. Now you should be honest. "
Yu Xing: "No, I'll pull the wire. If you don't look, no one will look. "
Zhao Xuan: "I dare not do that. In addition to the faucet at home, it is easy to touch without an electric plug and a gas stove. "
Yu Xing: "I really didn't expect Zhao Xuan to be a good boy at home! ? "
Zhao Xuan: "What, in order to grab the computer from my mother, I unplugged the wire and kept my mother busy for a long time."
Yu Xing: "Now, the lower level will ask the higher level to suffer.
Zhao Xuan: "In my grandmother's words, the baby is really pitiful. Three feet break two, one foot keeps breaking, and the middle of the script is also cracked. "
Yuxing: "It seems that if you want to make trouble in the future, you must hide the ruler and clothes rack at home first."
Zhao Xuan: "Don't pretend to be smart. It hurts just as much to pull up with the bottom of slippers. "
Yu Xing: "It's been a bit rough recently. This time, the squad leader was elected, with four votes for Zhou Jie and three votes for you and me. "
Zhao Xuan: "Will it be lin li that didn't choose us?"
Yu Xing: "Who told you to put a fart bug in the pencil case last time, which made her cry?"
Zhao Xuan: "I warn you again, don't call it a fart bug. This is Mr. Lu Xun's favorite Mylabris when he was a child. My uncle was on a business trip in Shaoxing, and specially asked others to catch it in the' Herb Garden'. "
Yu Xing: "According to your meaning, fart bugs are rare animals!" "
Zhao Xuan: "Even kindergarten children know that eggs are eggs and duck eggs are duck eggs. You can't shout "balls" anymore. You are already in the third grade, and you are still a fart bug. "
Yuxing: "No wonder, this mid-term exam, Mr. Shen exempted you from the Chinese exam."
Zhao Tong: "Besides, this' Mylabris' is put in my own pencil case, which is silent and does not interfere with her lin li. In addition, I specially posted a note on the pencil box,' Don't open this box without my consent, so as not to affect my study'. "
Yuxing: "There is no silver here for 320." To tell the truth, because of this note, it is worse than a billboard. Almost all the boys in the class quietly opened it. However, lin li will definitely choose you this time. " .
Zhao Xuan: "Don't talk nonsense!"
Yu Xing: "Do you think I didn't see it? During the break yesterday, Black Charcoal, a fifth-grade student, pulled her pigtails. You rush over and push him against the wall with your shoulder blades. "
Zhao Xuan: "Li Wei didn't choose me? However, I will never blame him. "
Yu Xing: "Why?"
Zhao Xuan: "The day before yesterday, when I was running in physical education class, Li Wei and I were in the same group. He discussed with me and asked me to slow down and spend more time with him. "
Yu Xing: "This' Xiao Pang' really needs to sympathize with him."
Zhao Xuan: "I can't be any slower. If Mr. Zhu is not here, I will wait for him in the way that the rabbit dozes off in the' Tortoise and Rabbit Race'. "
Yu Xing: "Can't we help him except eating braised pork and soy sauce eggs for lunch?"
Zhao Xuan: "There is always a way. I will go to ask Teacher Zhu for advice tomorrow. "
Yu Xing: "You must propose the single tug-of-war competition in the grade group again. We have been here once in Grade One, twice in Grade Two and once in Grade Three, and we have done it three times. My dad has been making fun of me and asked me to suggest that the PE teacher set up a' sumo' interest class. "
Zhao Xuan: "I know that several other classes in Grade Three are called' Pangpang' Ambassador of Li Wei behind their backs. However, this time I suggest jogging. "
Yu Xing: "It won't be the way grandparents run, will it?"
Zhao Xuan: "Of course not. This kind of' jogging' I'm talking about is like a bicycle' slow riding' race to see who can hold the screen for a long time. Doesn't necessarily mean that Li Weilian doesn't have this endurance? "
Yu Xing: "Do you want to run like this?"
Two people are laughing happily, one is like "spacewalk" and the other is like "slow motion" in the movie. ...
Sister Zhou came in. ...
Zhou Jie: "Zhao Xuan, haven't you brought the desk and chair together?" You forgot that last time Mr. Shen said that you played football during recess. "
Zhao Xuan: "I never understood. How can the teacher's eyes see the football in the playground behind him? Is it an X-ray? "
Zhou Jie: "Who told you that the desks and chairs were not aligned? The last row is 30 cm oblique, and a pair of big feet are placed outside the sneakers to enjoy the cool. Can't you see it on the podium? "
Yu Xing: "So you put a poisonous gas like rotten eggs in the classroom."
Zhou Jie: "Yu Xing, don't gloat. It takes time to clean the blackboard. Don't forget to make a fool of yourself at the last parent-teacher meeting. "
Zhao Xuan: "Hey, so you wiped the blackboard? Wipe out' welcome parents, the principal encourages 200 yuan'. "
Yu Xing: "Alas, I didn't erase the sentence on the blackboard,' The headmaster encouraged us to build a beautiful campus in 2005 and strive for a prestigious school with gold medals'."
Zhao Xuan: "Oh, Grandpa Zhou Jie found it that day. His glasses turned round and round, just like a radar antenna. "
Zhou Jie: "Don't look at my grandfather's myopia 1000 degrees. Look at things very seriously. "
Zhao Xuan: "I have learned your grandfather's seriousness-he reads the open letter from school to his parents like wiping his nose with a napkin."
Zhou Jie: "No big or small. Now Mr. Shen may be a little free. I haven't finished yet. "
Zhou Jie said, and went outside the classroom. ...
Yu Xing: "I really can't figure it out. Zhou Jie's unity is so good. Why not participate in the mid-team leader election like us? "
Zhao Xuan: "Why don't you take part in the mid-team leader election?"
Yu Xing: "I am glad that there are few people in charge. The squad leader had better only take care of 3 or 4 people. "
Zhao Xuan: "Don't understand?"
Yu Xing: "My mother said that my father is the general manager and there are only a few vice presidents. Mom, she is the workshop supervisor and has to take care of hundreds of people. Manage people better, less or more? "
Zhao Xuan: "Why do you understand less when you listen more?"
Yu Xing: "Then why don't you take part in the mid-team leader election?"
Zhao Xuan: "Grandpa is presbyopia."
Yu Xing: "Hey, the reason is stranger than me."
Zhao Xuan: "Last time, when I went back to be the monitor, he insisted on calling me the squadron leader. It turned out that grandpa regarded' one bar' as' two bars'. Yuhang, think about it. If I wear' two bars', what will grandpa call these' four bars'? "
Yu Xing: "You lie!"
Zhao Xuan: "You are also a liar!" "
Yu Xing and Zhao Xuan: "I am not mature enough to be a captain."
The two men laughed at each other. ...
Sister Zhou came in. ...
Zhou Jie: "Why are you two so happy today? There will be nothing' hidden'. "
Zhao Xuan: "Why don't you take part in the mid-team leader election?"
Zhou Jie: "Because my family is moving to Shenzhen, and I will transfer to another school next week. Teacher Shen asked me to talk about it just now.
Yuxing: "Well, I will argue with Zhao Xuan in the future. Who will be the referee? "
Zhou Jie: "lin li, yes."
Zhao Xuan: "Yes, yes, but I can't afford to joke. Too' mother'. "
Zhou Jie: "Li Wei, that's fine."
Yu Xing: "He may play' Black Whistle'."
Zhao Xuan: "All right, all right! I'll let you do everything when Sister Zhou is away. What kind of referee do you want? "
Zhou Jie: "Teacher Shen said that after I left, I would choose one of you as the monitor."
Zhao Xuan: "Yes, yes!"
Yu Xing: "Choose, Zhao Xuan!"
Zhao Xuan: "Yes, yes!"
Yu Xing: "Choose, Zhao Xuan!"
Zhao Xuan: "Yuxing!"
Yu Xing:'! Zhao Xuan! "
Zhou Jie: "You two take your time to discuss it. I'm leaving.
Zhou jiechu ...
Zhao Xuan: "Otherwise, we' rock, scissors, cloth'?"
Yu Xing: "You make people more capable than me, or draw lots?"
Zhao Xuan: "No, I was a monitor three times. I will let you go this time. " '
Yu Xing: "I used to be a monitor, and I also did. Simply let people who have never done it do it. "
Zhao Xuan: "lin li did it once. What do you think of Li Wei? He hasn't done it once. "
Yu Xing: "Li Wei is a little fat, and he studies really well."
Zhao Xuan: "Li Wei, he dares to give advice."
Yu Xing: "Li Wei, he is not afraid of losses.
Zhao Xuan: "Last time, I kicked the football on Li Wei, and it bounced on my first-grade classmate's head. That's his apology to his little classmates. "
Yu Xing: "Last time, it rained heavily. Is Li Wei behind my back through the puddle ... "
Zhao Xuan: "That's him, Li Wei is the captain!" "
Yu Xing: "I agree, Li Wei is the captain!"
Zhao Xuan and Yu Xing: "Li Wei is the monitor!"
"We are the heirs of its capitalism ..." It rang again.