Super easy-to-think brain teaser classic 1. Why do men and women break up? Answer: men and women have "don't"
2. Who is often fucked from behind and who is still screaming? Answer: ambulance
3. Why do women quarrel more than men? Answer: the man has an upper mouth, a lower microphone and two stereos.
4. What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night? Answer: people
5. Why do boys and girls close the door when taking a shower? Answer: Men are afraid of birds flying out, while women are afraid of birds flying in.
6. For the first time, the girl answered: Kaifeng.
7. What do men want most from women? What do women want most? Answer: I want it. I want more.
8. A girl called her boyfriend: "Come to my house, no one!" My boyfriend came running excitedly, but no one answered the door. Why? Answer: There really is no one.
9. What can a hundred men lift, but a woman can lift with one hand? Answer: for example, an egg, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time.
10. What do boys and girls have to do before going to bed on Valentine's Day? Answer: Close your eyes.
1 1. Who were the free prostitutes in ancient China? Answer: a mountain of gold (the mountain covers the day)
What do witches like? Answer: Magic Man
13. A roast chicken only ate the head and bottom of the chicken. What happened to the chicken? Answer: The chicken lost its virginity.
14. Even if he has more money, no one can marry? Answer: the bank's safe
15. What do women like most about men? Answer: vinegar
Super easy-to-think brain teasers 1. What do women like most about men, big, thick and hard? Answer: deep pockets, hard back.
2. The tool for sheltering rain is called rain gear. What is the tool for sheltering the sun? Answer: sun umbrella
A monkey peeked at a person taking a bath on the roof. Why is he smiling while covering his mouth? Answer: The monkey laughed that the man's tail was not only short, but also long in front.
Why don't newspaper editors marry men? Answer: Every day.
5. What men have, women have and children don't have! Answer: pubic hair
6. a man and a woman in the company are on a business trip, sharing the same room at night, but the next day they are all right? Answer: Men are gay.
Xiaoming wrote nine letters to his girlfriend. Why did his girlfriend only get one letter? Answer: He has nine girlfriends, one each.
8. Who will win the fight between the male monkey and the female monkey? Answer: the male monkey (the male monkey is on it)
9. Does Cupid's arrow shoot the man or the woman first? Answer: male (shoot male first, then shoot female)
10. A group of girls were taking a bath by the river when a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most? Answer: men's eyes
165438+ Why? Answer: There is only one you in my heart.
12. There is an organ in the human body, which is composed of two pieces of hairy meat. If you keep digging between two pieces of meat with your fingers, water will flow out, and if you poke it hard with a hard object, it will bleed. Answer: eyes
13. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? Answer: copyright page
14. Who is the most pitiful person in the world? Answer: Soldiers of the artillery company cooking squad.
15. What is the first novel published on the lover's face? Answer: first kiss
Super easy-to-think brain teaser 1. In class, the door of the classroom was clearly closed, but why did Xiao Ming stand up and remind the female teacher that the door was not closed? Answer: the zipper of the female teacher's pants is not zipped.
2. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? Answer: Hou Yi shot for nine days, even a fairy could not stand it.
3. Three rich second generation sons went to Huayuelou, and they all took a fancy to the beautiful flower girl, but flower girl only promised to accompany one. Son A said, "Mine is 15 cm, which will satisfy you." Son b said, "mine is 12 cm, but mine is hard!" " Childe c said shyly, mine is only 6 cm. Ruhua secretly rejoiced, thinking that C should be served well, so she stopped C. After a while, Ruhua appeared shouting. Why? Answer: A and B are talking about length, and C is talking about diameter.
4. What are the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter? Answer: Zhao incense burner and purple smoke (Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke)
5. What is the best way to save water when men and women live together? Answer: Try to take a shower together.
6. Why do girls like cucumbers? And it's the thicker kind! Answer: Cucumber slices are attached to the face for beauty.
7. Why do you feel sick after watching porn? Answer: Because you are the second child.
8. Which idiom best represents a woman breaking up because of what her boyfriend did to her? A: Everything is pervasive (only understandable, not expressive).
9. Why do men like mermaids? Answer: Mermaids don't cheat.
10. Who is more attractive among the four ancient beauties? Answer: Master Kong (thousands of people hit on him every day)
1 1. What is Japanese? Answer: Yes.
12. I've had more than a year, why can't I save this money? Answer: I am fired every year.
13. Xiaoyun and Ahua are married. Why are they still secretly dating? Answer: They are dating someone else.
14. What things in the world are not priced? Answer: family.
15. Is there anything you can do with one hand that feels good? Answer: cut your nails.
16. after something is broken, no matter how sophisticated the instrument is, it can't find the crack? Answer: feelings.
Super easy-to-think brain teaser hot article 1 leg, just put it on your eyes (make a daily necessities) to answer the glasses box.
2 men urinate (call communication tools) and answer mobile phones.
3 Long-legged man (hits a dish) answers the cake
5 prostitutes strike (historical language) answer the anti-Japanese.
6 * Women climb snow-capped mountains (to use an idiom). The answer is to drive them to Liangshan.
7 women's underwear (a kind of food) answers jelly
The answer of national family planning (a kind of health food) is soft-shelled turtle essence.
9 unregistered cohabitation (playing a sports event) The answer is early *
10 Tang Yin smoked black (female products) answer bra
1 1 Making love on the plane (to use an idiom) The answer is a thousand miles a day.
12 Yang Wei (three names in the Water Margin) in the wedding night answers Puen Xiaoer, Shi Jin and Wu Yong.
13 sex contest (type a word) Answer Kun
14 gynecological examination (to use an idiom) answer.
15 *| His whole family (type a word) Answer: Huang.
16 Ying Zheng's wife lies on her side. Basic grid) answer Qinhuangdao
17 wedding night (Henan place name 1) Answer Kaifeng
18 Two girls are generally tall (make two common expressions) and answer criticism (Sichuan words).
19 Counting the number of prostitutes (one item) Answering computer
Two women sleep together, and the answer is double ditch.
2 1 African women's breasts (make a country) answer Bosnia and Herzegovina
22 girls wear iron underpants (make a car sign) to answer the bluebird.
A large group of beautiful women in red splashed water on the beach (to use an idiom). The answer is blue waves.
24 Women's gains from making love (to use an idiom) The answer is to extract the essence from the rough.
Boys don't respond when they meet girls (to use an idiom). The answer is unappreciative.
26 men and women (playing three ethnic groups) answered Qiang, Dong and Manchu.
John's strike (historical language) answers to boycott Japanese goods
The eunuch's last cry (making a song title) answered to leave a root.
29 monks cheat (type a word) answer.
30 oral sex (to use an idiom) The answer is hesitant
Super easy to make people think 1, South Island scenery (type a word)&; Mdash& ampmdash A: Lan.
2, a black and a white wits (play an item)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Go ahead.
3. Make up for the defects in time (to use an idiom)&; Mdash& ampmdash; The answer is: see a needle in a seam.
4, mouth acne (type a word)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Convex
5. Remove half and half (type a word)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Way
6, elegant temperament, long neck, good walking posture, swinging around very happy (playing an animal)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Goose.
7. Birds used to be happy when they came back (shooting an animal)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Magpie.
8. Stone has cancer (playing a fruit)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Pomegranate
9. Little Red Riding Hood, practicing her voice early in the morning (shooting an animal)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Rooster.
10, heart, neither left nor right, neither up nor down (type a word)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Loyalty (no left, no right, no up, no down = middle)
1 1, buried in my heart (in a word)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Anger.
12, fair-weather friend, guess a word &; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: jiaozi.
13, the red stick is drilled in the ground, and the long green tail is exposed (making a dish)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Carrots.
14, both civil and military (one word)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Bin
15, waning moon, Beidou sinking (one word)&; Mdash& ampmdash A: Qin
16, people are walking in the clouds. (type)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Yes (People+Cloud = Yes)
17, porridge poured on the brain (make a star)&; The answer is: Chow Yun Fat.
18, strangely shaped like GaGa, a thousand-year-old PK king (playing a star)&; The answer is: Laure Shang.
19, 1- 10 What is the favorite number of married men? & ampmdash& ampmdash; Answer: 3 (Little Three)
20. String a sun on a stick (type a word)&; Mdash& ampmdash A: Shen
2 1, pick up a hoe to weed, exercise your bones and muscles and never get old (make a festival)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Labor Day.
22. His family lives at the corner, and the front and rear doors are not closed. Lions and wolves are not afraid, tigers go down the mountain. (animals)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Mouse.
23, sweet and sour taste purple, like a fruit like a jujube with pulp (playing a fruit)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Mulberry.
24. Love at first sight (institution collision)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Exchange Center.
25. At twelve o'clock, guess a word &; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Fight.
26. Almost fell (type)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Karma.
27. Dressed in red Mao Mao, the meat is as round as litchi stone. (smashing a fruit)&; Mdash& ampmdash; Answer: Rambutan
28,2012 (two words, Xu)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Pregnancy.
29. The farmer's uncle writes his own thoughts every day (playing a song title)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Pastoral Diary (T-araN4)
30. Night hunters (shooting animals)&; Mdash& ampmdash Answer: Owl
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