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Weakness is caused by strength, not by size.

The maggot belt is sweet. Does it have a long beak?

It is said that between heaven and earth, everything must be controlled, boasting is not high, and bullying is not strong. What is the "maggot" in this poem? It is barefoot centipede, commonly known as "hundred feet", also known as hundred feet worm. What is this "belt"? It's the big snake. It is shaped like a belt, hence its name. There are many snakes in Lingnan, dozens of feet long, which are harmful to people. The residents in that place over there keep centipedes at home, and their feet are much longer on pillows or pillows. If there is a snake, the centipede will make a sound. When he was released, he hunched his back, concentrated all along, jumped ten feet high, and then lived within seven inches of the serpent, clamped him with an iron hook like pliers, and sucked his Xie Jing until he died. This thing, which is dozens of feet long and has a big bucket, is wrapped around the hand by something with a long ruler and big fingers. Therefore, there is an old saying that "maggots are willing to bear", which means the same thing.

In the third year of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the animal offered by the West Lake in the moon was shaped like a puppy born fifty or sixty days ago, but it was as big as a civet cat, dragging a yellow tail. The ambassador of that country came in with it in his hand and offered it. Seeing that he was obscene, Emperor Wu smiled and said, "What is this little beast?" The messenger said to him, "if a husband threatens hundreds of birds, you don't have to count their sizes." That is, Lin Shen is the king of the giant elephant, and the phoenix is the Sect of Dapeng, not in the details. " Emperor Wu did not believe it and said to the messenger, "Try to make him talk to me." The messenger reached a finger, and the beast licked his lips for a while. Suddenly, he let out a cry, like a thunderbolt on the flat ground, and his eyes flashed, releasing two electric lights.

Emperor Wu of song cried and jumped out of Jin Kang's chair, covering her ears and shaking. Standing left and right, standing in the feather forest, the sergeant shook everything in his hand. Emperor Wu was very unhappy, so he sent someone to send the wild animals to the forest garden for the tigers to eat. Shanglinyuan was ordered to obey the law. I took it to the edge of the tiger fence and put it down. As soon as the tigers saw it, they all shrank into a pile and knelt down. When he heard Lin Yuan's orders, Emperor Wu became more and more angry, and he wanted to kill the beast more and more. Tomorrow, even the messenger and the beast are gone. Fiercely fierce to the tiger and leopard, but afraid of this little thing. So people's brawn is strong and weak. There is no limit to the length of the tree of wisdom. Exactly: the strong will always be strong, so don't exaggerate in front of others.

In the Tang Dynasty, there was a place where people could not remember their names. He was born with extraordinary muscles and excellent martial arts. I have been a hero who loves justice all my life. If I really see the rugged road, I will draw my sword to help. He went to Beijing to try, but he had no servants. He relied on all his skills, riding a good horse, carrying a bow and dagger around his waist, and walking alone with a whip. Pick up some pheasants and rabbits all the way, stay in the store and arrange wine.

One day on Shandong Road, the horse ran very fast and caught up with the overnight head. When we arrived at a village, it was already dark and we couldn't move forward. I saw a family there open the door and the light would come out. Juzi got off the horse and held it in one hand. When I got closer, I saw that I had entered the door and there was a large clearing with three or four Taihu stones piled on it. There are three main rooms and two wing rooms in the middle, with an old woman sitting in the middle. Hearing the pounding of hooves in the courtyard, I got up and asked. Lift the child up loudly: "mom, I'm lost and I have to spend the night." The old woman said, "Officer, it's not convenient. I can't be a boss because I am old. " Listen to him with some sadness. Because of some doubts, he asked Zhuang, "Mom, where is your man? Why are you here alone? " "I am an old widow," said the old woman. "My husband has been dead for many years, and he has only one son. He has gone out to be a businessman. " Raise your hand and ask, "Do you have a wife?" The old woman frowned and said, "There is a daughter-in-law who is better than a man and has food. It's just strong and abnormal. And it is thick and urgent, a mistake, can't pass a finger, and it will be wiped off. An old woman, open-minded and cold-tempered. After seeing his eyebrows, she is often disliked and humiliated by him. Therefore, the official is staying overnight, and I dare not be the master. " After that, tears welled up. Hearing this, the child raised his eyebrows and opened his eyes. "There is such injustice in the world! Where is that evil woman? I'll remove it for you. " So he tied his horse to the Taihu stone in the courtyard and drew his sword. The old woman said, "Don't put your foot into the lion's den, my daughter-in-law is not easy to mess with. He doesn't like women workers pointing fingers. Every day after lunch, he goes to the mountains empty-handed to find some deer, animals and rabbits to go home, and sells them to guests for a few dollars after pickling. It is often the second watch when you have to come back. I only care about him every day and dare not disobey him. " Take the child down from the sword and put it in the sheath, saying, "All my life, I have been bullying the weak and being afraid of the hard and helping others with all my heart. How does a woman get there? As my mother was with him all day, I spared his life and didn't kill him. I just beat him up and taught him a lesson to change his temper. " The old lady said, "He will come back next time. I just want to advise you not to make trouble. "Holding the child, angrily, etc.

I saw a big black shadow outside the door. A man came in and threw the fork on his shoulder into the court like something. He shouted, "Grandma, get a light and pack up the licensed goods quickly." The old woman trembled and said, "Is it a good thing?" I was startled when I turned on the light. That's a dead spotted tiger. At that moment, the horse carrying the child saw the dead tiger in the firelight and jumped up involuntarily. The man saw it and said, "Where did this horse come from?" Look at that child, she is a dark woman. Judging from his appearance, he came back with a dead tiger on his back and said, "He is also capable." I was a little afraid of him at first. He quickly took the horse away, tied it up, stepped forward and said, "I am a lost weightlifter." I was lucky to be in Bao Zhuang, but when I saw that the door was not closed, I dared to borrow it for the night. " The woman smiled and said, "Granny is so ignorant! Since he is a noble person, how can he stand in the open air at a deeper time? " He pointed to the dead tiger and said, "I was caught throwing flowers on the mountain today, and I struggled for a long time before I was caught." It's a pity to come home late, there's no need to sin. When Juzi saw that his language was straightforward and polite, he thought, "This is not hopeless." Lian Ying replied, "No,no." The woman walked into the hall, took a chair and said to the child, "Please come and sit down in the hall, but both women and aunts are women. Men and women shouldn't mix together. Sit down on the porch. "Take a table again, put it in front of you, and light a lamp. Then he went down to the yard, raised the dead tiger in his hand and went to the kitchen. In a short time, a pot of hot wine boiled and a large plate was brought out, which contained a plate of scalding tiger meat, a plate of deer breast and five or six plates of pickled pheasants and rabbits. He said, "Don't underestimate it. Juzi saw that he was attentive, so he took it and poured it himself. "。 After a while, when the wine was finished, he raised his hand and said, "Thank you for your generous money." The woman said, "I'm ashamed." He cleaned up the dishes and put the bowls and lights on the table.

Lift the child to take the house and say, "Why do you feel that you owe some respect when you see your wife is so heroic and graceful?" Women can clap dishes, but they can't tidy them up. She glared and said, "What lies did the immortal spell tell you?" He picked up the child and said quickly, "This has never happened. I just feel embarrassed to see the difference between the words and colors of this lady's address. This is not like a woman's wife's reason. And seeing that your wife is considerate and talented, she doesn't look like an unreasonable person, so please ask each other politely. " Seeing this, the woman grabbed the clothes of the lifter and moved the lamp in one hand. She came to Taihu Stone and said, "Just tell me." Juzi struggled for a while and said, "When he is unreasonable, plan to beat him." Seeing the woman leaning on the stone in Taihu Lake, she clapped her hands and said, "I had something the day before yesterday, so, so, so, is it me or him?" After that, he scratched the stone with his index finger and said, "This is one." With one stroke, I saw the stone skin exploding wildly, and it had been dug more than an inch deep. After counting three pieces and drawing three strokes, Taihu Stone is like an awl chiseled into the word "Chuan", which is like the word "Three" when viewed sideways, full of inches, like a greedy sculpture. The flatterer was so surprised that he was sweating all over and flushed, and even said, "It's all madam's." My ambition to share a piece of cake with him is like a bucket of snow, and I dare not shake it. The woman said, "Bring out a bed, sleep with Juzi, and feed the horse to him. But he still went in and closed the door with the old woman and went to sleep. After a sleepless night, Juzi sighed, "There are such powerful people in the world! I have never had a fight with him, otherwise, I will have a rest in my life. Ba arrived at dawn, prepared his horse, thanked him, and left quietly without saying anything. "。 Since then, I have cleaned up a lot of prestige and will never mind my own business again. I'm just afraid that meeting a car will be as painful as him.

Today, a boaster was frightened and started a conversation. To be exact:

Tigers respect all animals, but all animals cannot move.

If every lion growls, the tiger is useless.

It is said that during the Jiajing period, there was a man named Liu in Jiaohe County, Hejian Prefecture, northern Zhili, who was the head of a military academy of the Beijing Police Department. This man is very skilled. He is good at bowing horses, and his arrows are not empty. His name is Julian Arrow. If you are extremely malicious, you will catch him like a fish in a jar and take it if you have it. So, I also accumulated some housework. In his thirties, he felt impatient with this road, so I told him to take it off. I went to the county to find a physiologist.

One day at the end of winter, I drove more than a dozen donkeys and horses to Beijing for resale and got more than one hundred taels of silver. After the transaction, go to Shuncheng Gate (namely Xuanwu Gate) and hire a mule to go home. I met Zhang Erlang, a neighbor who came to Beijing, in the shop of Mule Boss, who bought food in the shop. Jiro asked, "Where is Dongshan?" Dongshan once told a story and said, "Now hire a mule here, stay today and leave tomorrow." Jiro said, "It's hard to walk on the road these days. In Liangxiang and Danzhou, thieves haunt and rob during the day. That buddy has a lot of money and no company. He is alone. I'm afraid he will be careful if he gets out of the way! " Hearing this, Dongshan felt his eyebrows moving and his lips and teeth stirring. He clenched his fist and made a bow gesture. He smiled and said, "For twenty years, I have never hit my opponent with a bow. This time, you can't get a discount. " The shop was full of people who heard him shouting. Look back. Someone asked his name and said, "I've heard a lot about you." Jiro made some mistakes consciously and left the shop.

Dongshan slept until the fifth watch, got up and finished grooming. He tied the silver tightly in his stomach, tied it around his waist, hung a bow on his shoulder, wore a knife across his clothes, and hid twenty arrows under his knees. Pick a tall and healthy mule and ride it forward with a whip. After walking thirty or forty miles, I came to Liangxiang and saw a man running behind me. When he met a mule in Dongshan, he stopped nearby. Dongshan looked up at him, but it was a beautiful boy around the age of twenty, well dressed. But look:

Yellow shirt and felt hat, dagger and longbow. There are more than twenty new arrows in the arrow room, and there is a big cluster of red tassels on the horse's forehead. Wrapped in a belly, he is a white-faced husband; I hate people. I hate them. What a tall horse!

Just as Dongshan was looking around, the young man shouted from a distance, "Let's go together." He extended his hand to Dongshan and said, "I want to ask Gao's name on my next trip." Dongshan promised, "Xiao Ke's surname is Liu, not Dongshan. People just call me Dongshan Liu. " The young man said, "I have heard many names of our ancestors, and I am lucky to meet them." Where do the ancestors want to go today? "Dongshan said," Xiaoke is going back to Jiaohe County, his hometown. " The boy said, "Just right, just right. The small family lives in Linzi and is also a child of the old clan. They learned a lot when they were young, but they lost their books because of their good sex. Three years ago, I brought some capital to Beijing for trade and earned some interest. If you want to go home and get married today, just follow your ancestors and be bold. Until Hejian Fucheng, and then branch down. Lucky, lucky. "All the way to Dongshan, I saw that his back was heavy, his language was gentle, his appearance was elegant, his figure was small, and he was not a bad person. And I won't be lonely with someone on the road, but I'm also very happy. I said, "I deserve to be with you. "That night, we went out of the hotel together and lived in the same place. If we are brothers, we get along well.

Tomorrow, I will leave Tingzhou. The boy immediately asked, "I have long heard that our ancestors were the worst thieves." How many have you caught in your life? " Have you ever beaten a hero? Dongshan was about to boast about his own means, but this question rubbed his itching spot and measured his age, then he said, "Xiaoke has two hands and a bow all his life, and it doesn't count." No rivals. How dare these mice! Now that middle-aged people are lazy, they dislike this road. If the future bumps into you, you will get a deal with it! "The boy sneered slightly:" Yuan Lai is like this. " He immediately held out his hand and said, "Look at the bow on your shoulder. "Dongshan handed it to me on the mule. The boy held it in his left hand, and his right hand was full with a gentle pull, like a soft ribbon. Dongshan was shocked and borrowed the boy's bow to look at it. Look at that boy's bow, which weighs about 20 Jin. Dongshan exhausted his whole life's strength and flushed. Don't say it's full, just ask for a full moon, and you can't tick it again. Dongshan was fearless and stuck out his tongue and said, "What a hard bow!" He said to the young man, "Brother, the divine power is not enough! I dare not look forward to it. " The young man said, "is the strength of a villain a god?" The ancestors' Gonta is soft. " Dongshan repeatedly praised, and the teenager was extremely modest. Sleep together again at night.

Tomorrow, I will walk with you again, and I will cross Xiongxian County to the west. Teenagers' flattery, Ma Tengyun seems to have gone ahead. Look at the east mountain, but the boy can't see it. He grew old in the thief's nest. Why don't you panic when you see this? "God taught me to fall!" He said in private. If you are a bad person, how can you compete with such divine power? No physiology. "My heart is like fifteen buckets to draw water.

There's nothing I can do. I just walked away. Walking in the first and second bunks, I saw a teenager a hundred paces away, bending his bow and arrow, pulling a full moon and saying to Dongshan, "I've heard for a long time that the first step is invincible." Please listen to the arrow wind first today. " Words haven't say that finish, the voice of the hurricane hit the ears of Dongshan, but the smell of Su Su flew back and forth like a bird, but it didn't hurt Dongshan. He pulled an arrow full again and pointed it at Dongshan, laughing and saying, "Dongshan knows people." Please give me the money for the mule and horse on your waist quickly, and don't start work. " Dongshan expected to be his enemy, but he panicked first. He had to jump off the saddle, untie the silver bag tied to his waist, hold it in his hand, kneel in front of the horse for at least years, and kowtow: "Money is for heroes, just beg for mercy!" The boy immediately reached for his wallet and shouted, "What kind of life do you want? Let's go, let's go. Your father has something to do here and can't take his son. " Turning the horse's head and running north with a puff of smoke, I saw Huang Chen rolling all the way and suddenly disappeared.

Dongshan stayed for half a ring, thumped his chest and fell down. "How can I be a man?" He said. Today, a hero's name was destroyed, which really bothered Zhang Tianshi. Damn it. Damn it! "Desperate, one step at a time, back to Jiaohe empty-handed. When I got home, I told my wife that I knew about it, and everyone was annoyed. The husband and wife discussed it, packed up some money, opened a restaurant in the suburbs of the village, sold wine for a living, and never went to bow and arrow again. I'm afraid someone will know that this is a bad name, and I'm afraid to tell anyone about it, just asking for it. Three years later, one day, in the cold winter, there are words to prove it:

The frost tile mandarin duck and the wind curtain jade have been cold for a long time this year. Nail the window short, open the door sideways, and don't make trouble. Heavy yin is not solved, and cloud * * * snow is not negotiable. The tapestries of the green tent should be dense and the red curtains should be small. Send tianxiang.

In winter, Mr. and Mrs. Dongshan were selling wine in the shop and saw a group of guests riding horses in front of the door, eleven of whom were * * *. They all ride their own tall horses with unique saddles. I am wearing a tight jacket, a belt, a bow and a sword. The second time I got off the horse, walked into the boss and untied my saddle. So, Dongshan Liu for him. It is not a problem for future generations to weed and cook beans. Only one of them was not crowned. He is fifteen or sixteen years old and eight feet long. He didn't get off the horse alone He said to the crowd, "My eighteenth brother lives across the hall." Everyone agreed, "Let's stay here less and wait for you." I saw that man go to the right door.

Ten people came for wine, and the host arranged some chickens, dolphins, cattle and mutton to make wine. After a while, I wolfed down, so I ate 60 or 70 Jin of meat, emptied 67 jars of wine, and the leaders sent the wine and vegetables across the hall to eat with people who were nobody's business.

After eating everything in the shop, if you are still not happy, just peel off the skin and take out deer's feet, pheasants, roasted rabbits and other things. "It's our pleasure," they said with a smile. "We can invite the host to join us." Dongshan gave Xun a push before he sat down. I looked at the eyes one by one, and I saw the man in the left hand in the north, with a felt sign hanging down and covering his face. Suddenly he raised his head and looked at Dongshan carefully. He was scared out of his wits and only screamed in pain. Who do you think that man is? It's the fellow boy who robbed mules and horses in Xiongxian County. Dongshan thought, "This is death! I'm trying to make a living. How can I keep him from getting up? Besides, no one dared to be the enemy the day before yesterday. There are so many people today, everyone must be ordinary heroes. How can it be? " My heart is pounding, facing the glass, afraid to say it. Many people stood up and advised their hosts to drink. After sitting for a while, I saw the young man sitting on the left hand side of the north lift the felt hat from his head and shouted to his master, "How about Dongshan?" I used to take care of my peers, but I still miss them. "Dongshan's face is ashen, and he knelt down and said," I hope the hero will forgive me! ""The boy jumped out of dinner, knelt down, got up and took his hand and said, "Not so fast! Not so fast! I'm so ashamed. In the past, our brother was in Shuncheng Store, and Wen Qing boasted that his methods were invincible in the world. Everyone is unfair, but he taught my brother to do such a frivolous thing on the way, playing with you once and playing a joke on you once. However, if you keep your promise, you won't get Hejian. I still remember being on Renqiu Road with Qing in my dream. I feel good about you, and I should pay you back ten times today. "Say that finish, he took out his daughter from his bag and put it on the box. He said to Dongshan, "Don't pay New Year's greetings when chatting. Please come in quickly. " Dongshan, drunk as a dream, stayed for a while, afraid of being teased again, and dared not promise at the moment. Seeing his hesitation, the young man clapped his hands and said, "Is a gentleman a liar? Dongshan is also a hero, so timid! Do our brothers really get the money before they can take your money? I will collect it soon. " Dongshan Liu saw that he was generous, but he didn't expect it to be true. He just woke up from a dream and dared not refuse. I went in and told my wife, so I told her to come out and tidy up.

After settling down, the two discussed: "Such a hero, such kindness, can not be taken lightly. If we have to kill animals and open the wine again, we can simply keep them for a few days. " Dongshan came out to thank him, so he told the young people about it, and the young people told everyone. "Why not?" They said, "Even if this brother is an old friend? I just need to ask my eighteenth brother. " They walked down the hall together and talked to the one without a hat. Dongshan also went to see it. These people are very respectful when they see what is not covered. The uncrowned king is very serious about his people. They told their host that they would stay for the night and said, "OK, OK, I might as well. Just get drunk and don't sleep too much, which is a burden to the host. There is not much movement, and there is blood in the waist. " Everyone shouted in unison: "Brothers, pay attention." Dongshan is unpredictable. They went back to the kitchen, drank to their heart's content, and took the wine upstairs opposite.

They didn't dare to accompany them, so Brother Eighteen drank it himself. Counting the wine and meat he ate alone, it was better than five people in the shop. 18 Brother ate the diaphragm, took out the silver strainer from his bag and fanned a charcoal fire to make pancakes. I vomited more than a hundred times, packed my things and strode out of the door, not knowing where to go. I didn't come back until it was getting late, so I stayed across the hall and couldn't compete with Dongshan Liu. Everyone in Dongshan is at home. Seeing each other across the hall, Brother Eighteen didn't laugh at them very much, but he was very disdainful.

Dongshan became suspicious, pulled the boy behind him and asked him, "Who is your eighteenth brother?" The boy refused to agree, but went to tell everyone that everyone laughed. Without mentioning the origin, he recited a poem loudly: "Willow and peach blossom alternate with each other, I wonder if it is spring breeze?" After singing, I smiled again. After three days, everyone said goodbye and got on the horse. The uncrowned king was in front, the rest were behind, and they ran away in a swarm. Dongshan really can't figure it out, but he got one thousand two hundred pieces of silver at once, so he was relieved. Afraid of something else, he moved to the city to do other business. Later, when I saw someone talking about it, I had a wise idea: "explain what he meant in detail, it is a word' Li';" Besides, he is also called the eighteenth brother. Presumably, the person who is not crowned is surnamed Li, who is a leader. Judging from what he said to the public, he was afraid that someone would plot against him, so he stayed in two places across the hall so that he could take care of each other. And not eating with ten people makes me feel inferior. I wanted to do something else when I was alone at night, but I didn't find out if he was there. "

Dongshan Liu was a hero all his life. After that, he never dared to say a word about martial arts, abandoned his bow and arrow, just lived with his duty, and later died naturally. It can be seen that in life, we can no longer rely on our own strength. A man who strives for self-improvement will never meet a cruel master. There is a poem that says, this Dong Liu Mountain Road:

You must do your best before you meet your enemy.

The world is full of praise, and the overlord has a sad day.

Another poem said that the young man said:

It's true that heroes have a way to cast light on thieves since ancient times.

Laughing for a hundred dollars and getting a thousand dollars turned out to be good acquaintances along the way.