God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand still, but I only learned to run away.
God gave me a mouth to teach me to shout slogans, but I only learned-funny.
God gave me a brain and taught me how to think, but I only learned to sleep.
Six sisters, three vacations, seven handsome guys and five idiots. If you dare to say that he (she) is not good, (hum! ) Eight horns!
There is no bigamy on the internet, and you love me very much. Don't go after hitting on girls (hi! ) pay!
There are several talented women in the forum. Brother Qing wants to write poems. Unfortunately, there are few people, (hey ~) copy!
There is no crime in killing people in the hospital. If there is something wrong with the liver, cut the stomach. Don't walk while carrying the body. (Hum! ) pay!
College classes are boring, music chatting and dozing off. What about homework? (bang! ) copy!
What good lines can you say and share with everyone!
There is only one paragraph of the program here, and the four of us are standing on the stage, beating drums and gongs. ) add chaos!
In the morning, the rooster crows, the alarm clock rings, and you finally have to get up instead of exercising and sleeping late. ) first!
At the end of the year, the bonus is 20 thousand, and each person has three and a half boxes of maotai, and chicken, duck and fish are free to eat. ) nonsense!
Four good years in college, drinking and playing mahjong, still nowhere to go on Saturday, (hey! ) video!
It's really tiring to squeeze rice in the canteen. The service attitude is black-society-society, and a steamed bread is half-pulled. ) It's really dark!
62 meters 22 sand, the steamed bread that was bitten fell off, and the food tasted bad. I want to go back, (dang! ) find fault!
The price of books is soaring, the materials are expensive, the homework is heavy and the study is tired, and the light burns oil to make up. ) a little back!
The classroom is very cold, the lights are not on, and there is no room to occupy seats. The new school building will be opened next year. ) that's enough!
What about boring classes, listening to songs and chatting, dozing off, and homework? (bang! ) copy!
Eating, drinking and having fun are expensive, and there are more than a dozen campus hotels, (dang! ) It's too dark!
Teachers are hard and tired, teaching and educating people is wonderful, but I didn't do well in the exam, (hey! ) hey!
Graduation distribution is really difficult. There is still a long way to go to pay for going out of the province. ) Postgraduate entrance examination!
It says a lot about right and wrong on campus. What did the campus say after that? (bang! ) society!
There is no crime in killing people in the hospital. If there is something wrong with the liver, cut the stomach. Don't walk while carrying the body. (Hum! ) pay!
There are many section chiefs and directors. Who are people listening to? In the end, there was no unification, (dang! ) meeting!
Two people have the taste of dating, and they stroll in pairs on the river bank, looking for a dark place, (dang! ) affordable!
This bustling city is really busy. You can't enter the public toilet. Don't worry about how anxious you are. (hi! ) twenty cents!
There is strict hygiene management here, and littering will be fined. Why pay ten dollars? (bang! I didn't pick it up!
The iron rice bowl of public institutions will be miserable if they go bankrupt. If you want to live a good life, (dang! ) development!
Everyone has worked hard to prepare for today's get-together. I wish you a happy New Year. ) retreat!