Xueba will never understand that scum study not to get high marks, but to get better grades.
3. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to break the seal in the name of Xueba.
4. "Ithinkifallinlovewithyou (I think I have fallen in love with you)" "Senior, what are you talking about?"
At first, my dream was to be a headmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.
6. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, the senior is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the table of contents.
7. What is a sense of security? Just after finishing the problem, Xueba read the same answer as you.
8. For Xueba, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school that reduced you to my school?
9. There is a kind of schoolmaster called "other people's children".
10. Learning God is brushing difficult problems, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.
1 1. Xueba is like Wifi in the exam, and everyone who wants a password is within 0/0 meter of Fiona Fang.
12. The sky descended on Sri Lanka. You must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account and unplug its network cable, in order to bid farewell to scum and become a schoolmaster.
13. The teacher told Xueba never to get close to Xueba, and the teacher told Xueba to get close to Xueba.
14. In fact, I was born a quasi-schoolmaster, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, so I have no motivation.
15. I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among a bunch of scholars.
16. Things are bitter and tired. Can't sleep before the exam. Things can't be tested at all. I was very decadent after the exam. Dongdong has to kneel down to Xueba, who says he can't do it at all. As a result, all the exams were right!
17. I asked Xueba how to take the math test 140, and he said just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions. Enough! !
18. I will always like you until I become a principal.
19. It is obvious that the school slag system needs to start any learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity but also is particularly stuck.
20. I used to be a schoolmaster until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, but I couldn't find my way back.
2 1. Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge.
22. "Turn off the eating mode and turn on the learning mode" and "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"
23. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.
24. Xueba Theory If you like a Xueba, first of all, you should study hard and make yourself a Xueba, so that you can go hand in hand with fly with me. If you like a school scum, first of all, you should study hard to become a school bully, so that you can play your role to help that person. If you don't like anyone, first of all, you should study hard to become a schoolmaster, so that you can proudly move out a reason why you are single. I will dedicate all my youth to my great research.
25. Counterattack of scum: You get 90 points, and I get 60 points. But you spent a semester, and I only spent a week, so Xueba completed 66.7% of Xueba's workload in only 5.8% of Xueba's time, which means Xueba's learning efficiency is 1 133% times that of Xueba. This also proves that Xueba is a group of people with low IQ, and the appraisal is over!
26. I suddenly remembered the confession of a former university bully and his girlfriend: I like you, but I just like you! Everyone around my best friend has feelings and tells her, "He likes you, but he just likes you." So my best friend never spoke to him again. Today, I had nothing to do, so I looked up Baidu translation: "Even if you are destined, even if you are lovesick, I will treat you with the same eyebrows and years." I'll go. I deserve it. I can't pretend to be a bully, and I can't stand the harm of scum.
27. How stressful is it to sit with Xueba? Even if you sit quietly with him, you will always have a strong sense of contempt.
28. Senior three math teachers give lectures at 4G speed, senior students attend lectures at WiFi speed, senior students remember at 3G speed, and senior students are disconnected on the spot.
29. I hope to get a master's degree, but I don't want to leave. Take me to self-study and brush 1000 questions a day. Review CET-4 and CET-6 and give me the questions. Sit next to me in the examination room and help me take off one. He got 98 and I got 97. Good friends exist year after year, and they are inseparable from generation to generation.
30. I just read an article on the topic of Weibo and the reasons for breaking up. One of them said, "She is the first in every exam, and I am the second. She said I didn't deserve her. She never got the first place in the exam after breaking up. Really. I always let you. You really think you have the ability. " Love between schoolmasters.
3 1. Someone always kills a math problem when you cut a plate of fruit. Remember a sentence when you adjust the ejection angle of angry birds, read a chapter when you play a set of dota, complete a set of reading problems when you play a set of 2K games, listen to a VOA while chatting with others, and recall the gains and losses of the day when you are asleep. You can run faster than you.
32. The head teacher said, "If you want to learn a course well, you must stick to it like chasing girls!" I interrupted him and said, "Then try chasing eight at the same time." Class teacher: "Get out of here!" I suddenly understand why I am a scum. I am a single-minded person. I silently glanced at the schoolmasters in the class: Hehe, you couples who attend classes as soon as they see them. ...
33. One day, I got 97 points and got 100. Xueba said to me, "You got 97 because your limit is only 97, and I got 100 because the paper was only 100." I was speechless and choked up.
34. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, I was absolutely dumbfounded at the speed of handing in my papers.
35. I want to be a master of learning. I will take me to study by myself, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me exams, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me take off one.
What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.
37. If I spend all my meal time studying, I will not only become thin, but also become a schoolmaster.
Give me a test paper about you and I'll tell you what a bully is.
39. Scum tells scum a topic, which is friendship; Xueba gives lectures to scum, just like it; Scum told Xueba a topic, that is, love; Xueba gives lectures to Xueba, and the exam is coming soon.
40. The meaning of learning residue: dressing beautifully, eating well and answering papers for nothing are the bottom of learning hegemony.
4 1. Schoolmasters use homework written all night, and school dregs can be done in the morning.
42. As a result of learning hegemony, the goddess took a selfie, the local tyrant had money, the model took pictures, and Laozi took pictures.
Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.
44. Examination paper, a new drug, is mostly white and common in schools. Now it has made countless schools addicted and crazy. Let countless schoolmasters indulge in it. Let countless scum can't sleep, drift off, and feel dizzy. It destroys the harmony of many families, because it can make a examinee commit suicide by jumping off a building, and it is poisoning many people's spiritual world … Stay away from the papers and start with dolls! Put an end to the paper and start with me!