I won't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.
3. Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon.
Money is not a problem, but there is no money.
5. Confucius said: I am not afraid of supernatural opponents, but I am afraid of pig teammates.
6. I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife and go to bed after laughing!
7. Buddha said: I am merciful! A brick almost died!
8. Once you slip into the big cripple, turn around and flash your waist.
9. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.
10, Confucius said: Take the road of others and leave others no choice.
1 1. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go.
12, I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.
13, Confucius said: hit with bricks! What a mess! Press the head! Not dead!
14, Confucius said: yo! Posting to the forum can get the essence, and I also get extra points, oh yeah!
15, were you vomited three times when you were born? But only twice.
16, I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.
17, Confucius said: sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!
18, Buddha said: I Buddha is merciful! With a knife, there will be less pain, and alleviating pain is compassion!
19. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
20. A sheep is singing: string your heart, string a mutton string, and then string a mutton string.
2 1, you say. Do you like me? Actually, I started. Actually, I also ... Well, to be honest, I actually like myself.
22. My grandfather told me that the most touching thing in this world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.
23. Confucius said: Randomly, if it is dark, the beast will be beaten, and if it doesn't die, it will hit people and hit the tower. If you eat trees nearby, natural disasters will be frozen. (Ice Peak Throne)
24. Confucius said: Play after the game, right? Isn't it a pleasure for Lao Yang to come from afar? Isn't it a gentleman not to faint by car?
25. Confucius said: at the age of ten, you will demolish the tower; at the age of thirty, you will play Warcraft; at the age of forty, you will play starcraft; at the age of fifty, you will play red alert; at the age of sixty, you will be abused; at the age of seventy, you will continue to fight if you find the feeling.
26. Confucius said: Fighting with bricks is not suitable for chaos. Since it is, how can you be alone with friends, happy, indifferent, indifferent to death, indifferent to death!
27. When Confucius came back from traveling around the world, he met an urchin who blocked the way of the castle. The boy said, sir, please go around! Confucius said: the castle needs to be demolished because of urban reconstruction and road expansion. Then crush it.
When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me when I would graduate. I wanted to say 2000, but I said excitedly: two thousand years ago, I was even more sweaty. The examiner said: Confucius' student.
29. Let me ask you a question. If you answer correctly, you are a clever pig. Wrong answer is big stupid pig: September 28th is Confucius' birthday. 65438+1What's the festival on October 28th? Think, think again! Tell you, it's the full moon of Confucius!
30. Confucius tells you what it means to teach according to wealth: thirty and thirty taels of silver to attend classes; Forty is not confusing, forty-two can be asked until there is no doubt; You can know tomorrow's exam proposition by knowing your destiny.
When we arrived at the platform, the bus had already left. So I had to chase and shout: master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, Wukong, stop chasing.
32. Confucius said: It goes without saying that you are at a loss! Confucius said, how can a person get along in the Jianghu without even sending text messages? I'll send you a text message to prove that I'm still in the Jianghu.
33. Let me give you an interesting translation question: the most conceited name is the most humble name, with the name that Confucius hates most. I hit my grandson with a stick. Confucius was afraid of sticks, which was a bit evil. I hope you're right!
34. Confucius said: Want to be stupid and stupid. So I asked Confucius: Does this sentence mean that I want to fool people? Confucius said: no, do you want to know what it means? Idiot! I am lying to you. How did Confucius know me? Confucius can't speak English!
35, Jesus and Sakyamuni guess boxing. If you lose, let the other side bounce your head. Jesus always wins, and Sakyamuni is bounced all over his head. In the end, Sakyamuni won once. When Jesus saw that he lost, he said, wait for me for a while, and then hit me when you come back. Jesus never came back, so for thousands of years, Sakyamuni's hand has been kept in that position ready to hit Jesus on the head.
36. According to research, tuition started with Confucius. After paying thirty taels of silver, there was no seat to attend. Confucius said, Stand at thirty. Pay forty taels to solve the problem, Confucius said: forty is not confusing. Pay fifty taels and know the exam questions in advance. Confucius said: fifty knows the destiny. Pay sixty taels, praise but not belittle, Confucius said: sixty shun. Pay 720, you can come or not, and you can sit or lie in class. Confucius said: Do it at seventy.
37. Confucius never entered the house. One day, he wanted to go to the police station and asked the household registration administrator: *, I want to go to the house. Bring your birth certificate and family planning certificate. The administrator said. I didn't! That won't do! I am Confucius! I can't either. Alas! I can't either. It seems that we can only go to Korea to enter the household. They were all admitted for Qu Yuan's brother, and no certificate was needed! Confucius said to himself.
Analects of Confucius quotations _ Confucius quotations
Confucius Quotations from The Analects of Confucius _ Confucius Quotations _ Confucius said: Man Ping is good at making friends with people and respects them for a long time.
(See The Analects of Confucius-Gongye Chang).
Translation 8
Confucius said: Yan is good at interacting with people. The longer others associate with him, the more they respect him.
Zi zai Chen, Tian: return! Return to! The boys in our party are crazy, simple and talented. I don't know why he was cut!
(See The Analects of Confucius Gongye Chang).
Translation 8
Confucius was in the state of Chen and said, Go home! Go home! The students on our side are ambitious, unrestrained and talented. Don't know how to guide them.
Yan Yuan, Shi. Confucius said, "What do you mean?" ? Luz Day: I hope I wear light clothes and clothes and have no regrets with my friends.
Yan Yuanri: I hope there is no good cutting and no job. Luz Day: I want to hear about Zizi's ambition. Confucius said: Old people are safe, friends believe, and young people are pregnant.
(See The Analects of Confucius Gongye Chang).
Translation 8
Yan Yuan and Lu Ji stood beside Confucius. Confucius said: Why not talk about your ambition? Luz said: I hope to work with my friends to make horses and chariots out of my clothes, even if they are worn out, there is nothing to complain about. Yan Yuan said: I hope I don't brag about my own benefits or declare my contribution. Lutz added: I want to hear about your ambition. Confucius said: (My ambition is) to make old people comfortable, trust friends and care for young people.
Confucius said: It is gone. I haven't met anyone who can tell from the inside. (See The Analects of Confucius Gongye Chang).
Translation 8
Confucius said: Forget it! I have never seen a person who can blame himself in his heart when he sees his mistakes!
Aigong asked: Who is the disciple who wants to learn? Confucius said to Japan: Those who have Yan Hui are eager to learn, and they will never get angry or cross. Unfortunately, if you are short-lived, you will die today. You have never heard of a good scholar. (see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Lu Aigong asked Confucius: Who among your students likes studying? Confucius replied: Once upon a time there was a Yan Hui who loved learning. He never takes it out on others and won't make the same mistake. Unfortunately, he died short-lived There are no such people now, and there are no people who love to learn.
Li, Ranzi invited Sue as his mother. Confucius said: Then. Please benefit. Day: use it to be thin. Ranzi and Sue. Ziri: Red is suitable for Qi, riding a fat horse and wearing light clothes. I also heard that gentlemen are eager to succeed and become rich. (See The Analects of Confucius-Eternal Night).
Translation 8
Send an envoy to Qi to ask Xiaomi for his mother.
Confucius said: Give him a kettle. Ran asked for an increase, and Confucius said, give him another one. You Ran gave him five keys. Confucius said: Gongxi Pool went to Qi, rode a fat horse in front of the car and put on warm fur. It is said that a gentleman helps others, not icing on the cake.
The original idea was to kill it, and it was 900, so I quit. Confucius said: No!
Let's live in harmony with our neighbors! (see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
I wanted to be the manager of Confucius' house. Confucius gave him 900 millet, but he refused to accept it. Confucius said: Don't refuse. Give some to your family!
Ran Qiuqiu: I don't talk about the road, and my strength is not enough. Confucius said: those who lack strength must abandon themselves in the middle. Today's female paintings.
(see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Ran Qiu said: It's not that I don't like your idea, but that I don't have enough strength to implement it. Confucius said: if we really lack strength, we will not be able to go halfway. Now you stand still.
Confucius said that children are summer: women are gentlemen and scholars, and inaction is a villain!
(see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said to Xia Zi: You should be a gentleman-like Confucian, not a villain-like Confucian.
Ziyou slaughtered Wucheng. Confucius said: How can a woman smell? Day: You can't take the path or lock up a room unless you are on business. (see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Ziyou is a great official in Wucheng. Confucius said: Did you find talents there? Lobbying: There is a man named Tantai Miming who never cuts in line when walking and never comes to my house for non-official business.
Confucius said: Who can't leave the house? Why is he Moyus Doyle?
(see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: Who can leave the house without going through the door?
Why is no one on the right path in life?
Famous sayings and epigrams Confucius _ Confucius quotations
Confucius _ Confucius Quotations _ Confucius said: Quality is better than literature, and literature is better than quality. Gentle, then a gentleman. (see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: simplicity exceeds literary talent, making it vulgar; When literary talent exceeds simplicity, it becomes boasting. Literary talent and simplicity and harmony can make you a gentleman.
Confucius said: Knowing is not as good as being kind, and being kind is not as good as being happy.
(see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: (for anything beneficial) the knower can't be compared with the lover, and the lover can't be compared with the joy.
Confucius said: a gentleman has a gift, which can be a gift or a husband! (see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: a gentleman can learn from others and then restrain himself with etiquette, so that he will not go off the rails.
Zi saw Nanzi, but said nothing. The day of the master's arrow: Give it to those who refuse, and God will hate it! I hate it! (See The Analects of Confucius-Eternal Night).
Translation 8
Confucius met Nanzi, but Luz was unhappy. Confucius swore to heaven: If I did something wrong, please God hate me! Please hate me!
Confucius said: Words without deeds, faithfulness and antiquity, stealing is not as good as my old Peng.
(See Fu Shuer).
Translation 8
Confucius said: I only elaborate on the previous culture, not create. I believe in and love ancient culture. I compare myself with old Peng privately.
Confucius said: I study silently, never tire of learning and never tire of teaching. What is this? (see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: What have I done, remembering silently (what I have seen and heard), learning without being satisfied, and teaching without being tired?
Confucius said: Worry if you don't practice morality, don't talk about learning, don't move if you smell righteousness, and don't change if you are not good. (see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: I'm worried that if we don't cultivate morality and emphasize knowledge, we can't go where we hear morality, and we can't correct our shortcomings and mistakes.
Confucius said: ambition lies in Tao, virtue lies in virtue, benevolence lies in benevolence, and wandering in art.
(see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: To aspire to the Tao, to rely on virtue, to return to benevolence and to enjoy six arts.
Confucius said: I have never been rude to control my laziness.
(see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: As long as I came to see him with a little gift, I never failed to teach him.
Confucius said: No anger, no anger, no resentment. If an angle is not reversed by three angles, there will be no more. (see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: teach students, I will not inspire them until they think about the problem but can't think clearly, and they want to express it but can't say it. Teach one of the four angles, and he can't infer the other triangles from it, so I won't teach him any more.
Confucius said Yan Yuanri: If you use it, you can do it; if you discard it, you can hide it. Only you and I are husbands! Luzri: If you work in the three armed forces, who will work with you? Confucius said: I don't agree with those who die without regrets. You must also be afraid of emergencies, and people who are good at it are also successful. (see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said to Yan yuan: you appoint me, you will start; Don't need me, just hide, only you and I can do this! Lutz listened and said: So, who are you looking for when you lead the three armies to fight? Confucius said: I won't talk to anyone who strikes a tiger with his bare hands and walks barefoot across the Yellow River, even if he dies. I must find someone who knows fear and caution, is good at planning and can make decisions.
The original and translation of Confucius' quotations _ Confucius' quotations
The original and translation of Confucius quotations _ Confucius quotations _ Chronicle
Confucius said: the three armed forces can win the handsome, but ordinary people can't win the ambition.
(see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: the army of a country can seize its commander-in-chief; One should not deprive oneself of his will.
Confucius said: it is also good to learn from the times. Isn't it a pleasure to have a friend die? Isn't he a completely moral person? Although people may not pay attention to him, he won't feel uneasy.
(See Learning the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: isn't it a pleasure to review from time to time after learning? Isn't it very happy to have like-minded people come to study from afar?
Others don't understand my talent, but I don't complain. Isn't that a gentleman?
Confucius said: you can learn * * *, but you can't adapt to Tao; Compatible with Tao, not with it; Can tolerate, but can't tolerate power.
(see the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: people who can study with him may not be able to pursue truth with him; Those who can pursue truth with him may not follow firm principles with him; People who can follow firm principles with him may not understand the contingency of being with him.
Confucius said: Disciple, one is filial, and a younger brother was born. He is sincere and trustworthy, loves the people all over the world, and is kind to others. Learn literature if you have spare time.
(See Learning the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: when you are young, you should be filial to your parents in front of them; Love your brother when you leave the room; Be careful what you say, and keep your word when you say it; Love the public and be kind to the people. After practicing like this, if you still have spare capacity, then study the literature.
Confucius said: a gentleman is not arrogant if he is not heavy; Learning is not solid. Lord is faithful. A man without friends is worse than himself. It is never too late to mend.
(See Learning the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: for a gentleman, there is no majesty without solemnity; Even if you study, what you learn will not be solid. Be close to people who are loyal and have faith, and don't make friends with people who are not as good as yourself. Don't be afraid to correct your mistakes.
Confucius said: a gentleman does not have enough to eat, he is prepared for danger in times of peace, he is sensitive to things and cautious about words, and he is eager to learn when he gets the word.
(See Learning the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: a gentleman, who does not want to eat enough, lives comfortably, is diligent and sensitive, and speaks cautiously, can be said to be eager to find someone who has the means to correct himself.
Confucius said: don't suffer from people's stupidity, suffer from people's stupidity.
(See Learning the Analects of Confucius).
Translation 8
Confucius said: I am not afraid that others don't understand me, but I am afraid that I don't understand others.
Confucius said: Nine times out of ten, I am determined to learn. Standing at 30, not confused at 40, knowing destiny at 50, obeying at 60, obeying at 70, and not overstepping the bounds. (For politics, see The Analects).
Translation 8
Confucius said: I have been interested in learning since I was 15 years old. At the age of 30, he is fully mature. At the age of 40, I won't be confused. At the age of 50, I knew my destiny. By the age of 60, I can understand and treat everything I hear calmly. At the age of 70, you can do whatever you want without going beyond the proper rules.