Funny version of the drinking jingle, generally do not drink, generally do not drink wine, people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink; Funny version of drinking jingle, half a catty of inappropriate wine, a catty of wall support, a catty of wall support, I am not going. If you don't drink, who will?
Drink. Jingle 1 the funny sentence of wine.
1, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua without getting drunk.
2, wine is a grain essence, the more you drink, the younger you are;
3. When called, you can drink when you come, but don't get drunk, get drunk but don't mess, mess but don't fall, but don't sleep.
4, generally do not drink, do not drink ordinary wine, drinking is not ordinary.
5, drink less, drink less, drink more; Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.
6. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't be responsible.
7, who respects the leadership wine, the leader may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.
8. Pre-emptive strike can be a surprise victory, and post-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.
9, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and whoever drinks today is afraid;
10, guests should get drunk when drinking, otherwise the host will be ashamed;
1 1, how can people walk in rivers and lakes without drinking?
12. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".
13. All rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.
14, half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, I won't go for half a catty.
15, can't drink, no future.
What are the most classic and humorous drinking jingles?
1, * * * Drink together
"One, two, two, two gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling. A pot of old wine, two cups of tea, three bowls of trotters and four plates of melons. Five, six, seven or eight friends get together and it's nine points intoxicating. "
I don't know if you have heard this jingle. Every sentence from one to nine rhymes, and it is very relevant to the present situation of life. I think many friends have experienced this feeling when drinking. Several friends sat together, eating pig's trotters and drinking fists. The sound was deafening and the whole atmosphere was very lively. But lively to lively, this atmosphere is really a bit noisy.
2. Drinking with people you don't know.
"Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of buttress, go half a catty I won't go. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run. Standing on one leg, drinking does not count. The road is rough, who will drink if you don't drink? " As the old drivers of wine fields, these words fully reflect their inner monologues.