The humorous sentences about wine and stories are as follows:
1. You have stories and I have wine. They are a perfect match throughout the ages.
2. I have stories and wine, bitter, spicy, sour and sweet in my cup. It's not a sin for a man to cry. The more he drinks, the more he thinks about it and the more he sheds tears. Pick up a glass of wine in the morning and evening, eat well and drink spicy food and go away in style. Since ancient times, heroes have emerged from youth, and there is no place in life that is not romantic.
3. You have stories, I have wine, you have talents and I have praise.
4. You have stories, I have wine, you have songs and I have feelings.
5. You have stories, I have wine, you have life and I have poetry.
6. You have stories, I have wine, and the time in those days no longer exists.
7. I have a story, do you have wine? Enough wine management, I wonder if your story is exciting? Is the story exciting? Will the listener be interested? The speaker has a heart, the listener has a heart, and the wine does not matter. We don’t like telling stories because we don’t like hearing other people’s stories; we like telling stories because the stories are happening to us. Drink your own wine and listen to your own stories. Other people’s stories are in the wine, and your own stories are in your heart.
8. You have stories and I have wine. When can we get together again?
9. I don’t know where to start, I don’t know what to say, and I don’t know who to call. I am walking alone on the streets where people are coming and going, but the streets seem empty. I have a story and a drink, but I don’t know where the story begins. I just want to get drunk. Adult stories may be too long to tell, so you just need to be quiet. Maybe I can calm down after a long time, or maybe I will be depressed for the rest of my life.
10. I have stories and wine. Music is my interest and my ideal. I want to take a car to see the sea, lie on the beach and watch the beautiful sunset. Being a musician is really not easy.