One of "Give a Cat"
Salt-wrapped slaves often go to the theatre.
Always drinking mint, it's embarrassing every night.
There is no reward for fishmeal.
Still a name, you can't call Tu.
I bought a kitten with precious salt, and I often see it playing beside my seat. Naughty, he is always intoxicated by the smell of catnip and wants to grab a warm blanket with me every night. However, it is not completely preserved. You see, it has just returned from a dignified victory in the rat's nest. How can you not reward it with a delicious dried fish bibimbap? Seeing how powerful it is, I decided to give it a domineering name, just call it "cerebellar axe"!
For this new "cerebellar axe", Lu You's poems are not enough. He wrote two poems in one breath.
Give a Cat Part II
Wrapped in salt to greet the filial slaves, and do our best to protect thousands of books.
I am ashamed that my family is poor and humble, and I have no food or fish because of the cold.
I got a kitten with salt as a thank-you gift. It helped me protect thousands of books, which were almost eaten by mice in the mountain house. What is shameful is that my family is too poor and the return is too meager. When it is cold, there is no warm mat to sit on, and there are often no small fish in the food.
Give a cat (3)
If we don't break up, there will be fish meal.
Seeing that you can finally sleep well every day, why bother to go back and forth? ?
Actually, it doesn't matter if you can't catch the mouse. It's time to deliver your dried fish bibimbap on time. But I just want to ask, I see you have been sleeping there all day. What else is worth running around today? Really "nothing to do"!
It is said that cats are addicted. As long as you have one, you can't help but want to have a second and a third. After writing these three cat poems, Lu You got two cats from nowhere. One is Cher, and the other is Pink Nose. No, as soon as he put down his cat, he quickly picked up a pen and wrote another poem.
Spend the slave image of raccoons
"Keep a cat in a nearby village and write poems in Cher's name."
Like a tiger, it can edge wood, like a pony, it can't bend over.
But knowing that the empty rat hole has no intention of serving fish.
Mint is always drunk and warm at night.
Old boys, a former life, accompanied me to my old mountain village.
Like a tiger, it can climb trees, but like a pony, it can't pull a cart. I know how to clean the rat hole, but I don't care if I can eat dried fish. I am always intoxicated with catnip and help me warm the blanket every night. Cher may be an old book boy in my last life, and she will accompany me to the old mountain village in this life.
Give a pink nose
Even at night, raccoons are frequent. In order to protect the disabled, they are angry and bloody.
Why is the canal like a bamboo gate, full of fish and sleeping in brocade every day?
My cat has been catching mice for several nights, blowing its beard and glaring angrily, spraying blood in its mouth, just to protect my poor surplus food. It's not like a cat from a rich family in Zhumen, who is full of fish and rice every day and only needs to sleep on a splendid mat.
After reading these two poems, do you think that Cher and Pink Nose seem to work harder than the cerebellar axe, and they are not so picky about food, so they don't need small fish to do it? However, these three lovely cats sometimes make Lao Lu laugh and cry, otherwise he wouldn't write poems and ridicule!
Wang Yuan's Flower-and-Bird Painting in Yuan Dynasty (Part)
Laugh at animals and cats
You can have a good sleep even if you turn over the basin!
But it's enough to think about fish, not mice.
If you want cicadas, pity the trees first.
Where is Lushan Mountain? This one is the most famous.
The mouse knocked over all my pots. I admire your sleep! I just want to eat fish and rice, and I don't care that mice are still jumping up and down in the house. If you want to run as fast as a cicada cat, you must first be able to climb trees flexibly and lightly. I want to ask where the famous mountain that looks like a big mouse is. Rats are really amazing!
Listen, these cats just want to eat and sleep. They are too fat to climb trees, and even mice are crazy. They were so angry that Lu You could only look at the "mountain" and sigh. It is said that the mountain is shaped like a big mouse. )
Two senses
The raccoon dog sleeps in the quilt, but the mouse doesn't listen.
Putting a book on the shelf is not good for me, but not good for Sven.
Dry magpies come under the eaves, and it won't be dawn.
But in order to make a living, I have never asked pedestrians.
Idle and warm, hungry and tame,
Your plan is good, but I'm worried about it.
Cats sleep under the covers, and mice run wild. It's really bad for Sven that the mouse chews the books on my bookshelf. Magpies fly off the eaves and sing noisily before dawn. Just to find food, don't ask if pedestrians are disturbing. Lazy people get warmth and comfort (cats), and hungry people get satiated and tamed (magpies). Your careful calculation is good, but who will my mouse worry about? I don't know what he thought later, which aroused the enthusiasm of the cats. The cerebellar axe, Cher and Pink Nose once again showed off their power and prestige, beating the mouse to the ground, which made Lao Lu very pleased.
"Rats have repeatedly defeated my books, and I have to kill a group of rats once in a while."
No one is fragrant in the battle, and the slave is willing to accompany the spread out.
Book sleep * * * warm beside the bed, sitting at night with the smell of leaking drums.
Jia Yong's policy of emptying rat holes is not just a slap in the face.
Although the fish is thin and real, it is not busy catching butterflies among the flowers. ?
I have no servant to wait on me, so I have to light my own incense, and only the cat in the meditation room is willing to accompany me. Read and sleep in a warm bed with me, and lie beside me at night listening to the sound of leaking drums. Summon up the courage to sweep away the mice in the hole, and the credit goes beyond giving them sausages. But although they only get a little well-deserved dried fish, they will not forget their duties in order to catch butterflies among the flowers.