No matter in school or in society, you must have seen classic sentences. According to the purpose and mood, sentences can be divided into declarative sentences, interrogative sentences, imperative sentences and exclamatory sentences. Do you know what kind of sentences can be called classics? The following is a funny sentence adapted from my own poetry collection. Welcome to share.
The funny sentence adapted from the poem 1 1 makes others laugh at me for being crazy and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.
2. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, and the ancients used no paper for defecation.
Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, or sing nunchakus across the river.
I will make every effort to say goodbye.
5, Jiangshan picturesque skin, life is like a dream.
6. The wind blows clouds, and I love Adi Wang all my life.
7. I left quietly, just as I came gently. I shook the bag and didn't take a cabbage with me.
8. Touch the stove with your left hand. There is a pot on the stove. There is water in the pot, and the water is poisonous.
9. I hate that village girls have nowhere to find, and I don't know if they will transfer here.
10, Stallone walks in Huayin County at night, and Lu Tihai punches Edison Chen.
1 1, Meng Jiangnu cried that the Great Wall was dry and red, and the White Snake was covered in water.
12, Zeng Ge divorced, ex-wife Chris Lee.
13, when is the time to hug each other, Yang is watching.
14, the crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door.
15, it was a long time before I met her, but it has been longer since we broke up. Goodbye, the whole family are all idiots.
16, suicide by mountain in the daytime, and oceans drain the golden river.
17, asking what the world is like makes people want to vomit.
18. Catch the thief first, then curse the mother first.
The rich end well, everything will be fine, but the lover's life will be painful.
20. Dongdong, you are too reckless.
2 1, cheap can be cheap, very cheap, heaven is cheap, and gentlemen will be cheap.
22, flying down to San thousands of feet, suspected stool without paper.
23. If you are affectionate, you will be old, and if you are affectionate, you will die early.
24, if the sky is affectionate, the sky is old, not disturbed by thunder every day.
25, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who does not use toilet paper.
26, since the world can never answer our desire, the Ming dynasty red palm clear waves.
27, life knows the taste everywhere, chicken feet eat pig's feet.
28. Li Bai didn't give money by boat, but the boatman sailed.
29. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.
30. People are divided into three classes, and meat is divided into five flowers and three layers.
3 1, Tianma Meteor Boxing, specializes in treating tracheitis.
32, once successful, incoherent.
33. Ha ha ha. Mulan is playing a video game.
34, the bright line at the foot of my bed, hey, the ground is frost.
35. How many worries you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.
36, smaller than the upper bust and larger than the lower waist.
37. Unexpectedly, people had already left, leaving empty toilet paper to reflect Dan Xin.
38, the hero sad beauty pass, beauty named Zhao Benshan.
39. There are too many beautiful women, and they are bowed down by countless heroes.
40, ten years of tree people, a hundred years of koalas.
4 1, I can't see others laughing, I think others are wearing nothing.
42, new makeup should be Zhu Lou, Chris Lee elder brother damn it.
43. It is better to have a soft meal together than to be beautiful and arrogant.
44. I, bloom, try my best to kill all the flowers. My brilliance shines in China.
45. Develop sports and enhance people's weight.
46, blue sky, yellow flowers, high temperature and high pressure catalyst.
47. A gentleman is beautiful as an adult, but a villain is loved.
48. In his court, there are other ladies, a rare beauty in 3,000 years, and iron bars will be ground into needles (the correct saying is "but his love for 3,000 years is concentrated on one person").
49. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse and turtles crawl along the river in East Village.
50. I am naturally useful, and the mouse son can make holes.
Adapted from the funny sentence of poem 2 1, the sky is grey and wild, and an apricot is out of the wall. Since ancient times, whose life has no shit and whose shit doesn't use paper?
2. If you are poor, you will be immune to it. Money makes wives.
I knew her a long time ago, but since we broke up, the whole family has been embarrassed.
If there is love in the sky, the old man will die young if there is love.
5. I flew down to thousands of feet, and it was suspected that the stool didn't bring paper.
Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse son can make holes.
7, if the sky is affectionate, if it is old, it will not be disturbed by thunder every day.
8. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, southeast, northwest, middle and white.
9, picturesque mountains and rivers, life is like a dream.
10, ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night. Pedestrians want to die
Haruka doesn't know the funny sentence adapted from poem 3 1. Mosquitoes bite everywhere.
2, picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, hanging southeast branches.
The foot of my bed is so bright that it is healthier to wash.
An almond came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.
There are many fish in the sea, and birds are singing everywhere around me.
I shook the bag and didn't take the cabbage.
7. The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the river is wide.
8. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.
9. Sitting up critically ill, an apricot comes out of the wall.
10, how much sadness can there be, just like a pot of Erguotou.
1 1, who has not died since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch.
12, stop and sit in Fenglin late, where can a jade man teach oral sex?
13, ask how worried you can be, and drink red bull when you are tired.
14. My husband and I unbuttoned our shirts. In the spring night, the warm lotus curtain sheltered us from the wind and rain.
15, there are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, and iron bars can be ground into needles.
16, Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, so it's best not to be ignored.
17, ten years of life and death, visiting nightclubs to find cowherd.
18, I advised God to stand up again, and God threw away a hand.
19, if the sky is affectionate, the sky will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early.
20. I hate that village girls have nowhere to find. I have no feeling.
Funny sentence adapted from poem 4 1. Worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country and close your eyes.
2. Caught in a deep sadness and hidden lament, Qin Ma caressed the guzheng speechless.
3. Egrets climb turtles along the river in Feidong Village in front of Mount Cisse.
4. Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.
If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask about each other, they don't know everything.
6. No one has died since ancient times, and the Spring Festival is worth a thousand dollars. You can't make an appointment at midnight, and the hero will cry from now on.
7, gentle township said lingering, listen to wow.
8. There is always love in Qian Shan. Can you give me one more?
9. If you are poor, you will be immune. Money makes wives.
10, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, white in southeast and northwest.
Funny sentence adapted from poetry: 5 1, three heads are better than one, all with the same taste.
The foot of my bed is so bright that it is healthier to wash.
A big bear came at night, and no one can escape.
4. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.
5. A strong woman in business doesn't know the national subjugation and hate, but also sings nunchakus across the river.
6. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and turtles crawl along the river in East Village.
7. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, it is best not to know.
8. My husband and I unbuttoned our shirts, and in the spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered us from the wind and rain.
9, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white in the southeast and northwest.
10, I hate that village girls can't find a place and feel nothing.
Poem 6 1 adapted funny sentence, an almond goes out of the wall, and ten couples say goodbye.
2, picturesque mountains and rivers, life is like a dream.
3, ten years of life and death, go to nightclubs to find cowherd.
4, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white in the southeast and northwest.
5, others laugh at me crazy, I laugh at others cross-eyed.
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