In life, youth is probably the most beautiful and most unforgettable period of time. 2019 WeChat youth funny sayings and sentences are shared. I believe you can find your youthful appearance here.
2019 WeChat Youth Funny Sentences to Share: 1-10
1. I have spicy strips and wine, so I’m asking you if you want to follow me.
2. Back then, he was ambitious to conquer the world, but now he is retired just for him.
3. First a friend, then a sister, and finally a baby.
4. Why are you pretending to be city dwellers? Nowadays, the whole world is called a village.
5. My cell phone has been on silent for many years and I can only answer calls because of fate.
6. That year, my deskmate liked to say "I am" the most, and I liked to say "I"
7. You are so cheap, promising, and so coquettish.
8. If you feel nauseous and retching while brushing your teeth, don’t brush your teeth in front of the mirror.
9. Teacher: Xiao Ming, what do you want to do when you grow up? Xiao Ming: Go to Lanxiang to learn excavator. Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: Dig your ancestral graves!
10. Chong Guang really loves Lin Xiao, he just loved her in a different way by becoming Lu Shao.
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2019 WeChat youth funny sentences sharing: 11-20
11. Thank you! Thank you for accompanying me all the way. Long years!
12. A rich person is afraid that others will know that he is rich, and a poor person is afraid that others will know that he has no money.
13. You are also considered a strange flower in the pervert world.
14. Maybe you don’t know that I treat you as a human being but you behave like a dog.
15. My goals: lose weight, start a family, travel abroad and eat all over the world.
16. Even if you steal my wife, you still give me a green diamond for one year. What do you mean?
17. During the exam, the invigilator sat next to me. I just felt uncomfortable with my aunt's towel, so I secretly pulled on my pants to move them, but the teacher asked me to take them out. . .
18. I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but turn my head when I hear others calling me beautiful.
19. Today my girlfriend asked me: Which one do you like, girls with good brains and good figures? I said: I don’t like either, I only like you! My girlfriend listened well Happy? He kissed me and ran off to cook for me.
20. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle always refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.
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2019 WeChat Youth Funny Sentence Sharing: 21-30
21. I often make myself cry, but I can’t beat myself up.
22. Forgive me for being a dog by nature and always showing off.
23. I don’t want to be someone else’s temporary need when they are bored.
24. When he ignores you, you turn on the crazy mode.
25. I heard that the comment section has been haunted recently. Many people suddenly disappeared after typing in the middle of typing. Hahaha, it’s so sad.
26. For the rest of your life, you will be the one doing the laundry. It’s you who cooks, and it’s you who washes the dishes.
27. Those who love me will surely become rich, and those who don’t love me will surely make bricks.
28. You can steal my sentences or my expressions, but if you steal my heart, I will call you husband.
29. I live on the tenth floor, and the elevator has been broken down for the past two days and is being repaired. I'm too lazy to go downstairs on weekends, so I order KFC takeout. It turned out that the same big brother came two days in a row. The next day he panted and said: Brother, don’t order KFC tomorrow, McDonald’s has a new product, don’t you try it?
30. After doing homework for a few minutes, the phone got jealous and coaxed her. Hour.