Complete works of funny ancient poems (1)
Yamayuki
Dondum
Far away in Xiangshan, deep in the sloping white clouds, she and I thought the prince would meet the princess, but she was actually a dinosaur and saw a frog.
Book of Songs. Jia Jian
The Millennium is frost. The so-called Iraqis met them online, with chubby faces and long waists like a big water tank.
Bu operator
Song Li Zhiyi
I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. We chat and meet every day, damn it.
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Jiangnanchun
Dondum
How many dinosaurs were there in the 480 th meeting?
When sending Yuan Er to Anxi
Tangwangxu
A rainy morning in Beili was full of disappointment and heartbreak. I advise you not to find another netizen to become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow.
Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late.
Cross knife laughs at heaven, killing me.
Weeding is at noon, and farmers are unfortunate. Ballet in open pants.
When Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant, the sun was shining and purple smoke was everywhere. The boss doesn't like him. Xiao Li flew a knife in an instant and immediately became a dead eunuch.
A school with a bright new light. Walk in, it's tattered. Ten freshmen and nine idiots. There is another one, insanity.
Heroes don't ask the source, hooligans don't ask the age.
Shake your head coldly and rush to the battlefield to die.
At the beginning of life, nature is good, and not handing in homework is a hero. What should the teacher do when he comes? What should he do if he can't do it? What if he doesn't look? Go downstairs and summon Altman!
Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard the cry for help in the river. Looking back, it was Wang Longduan who brought a cup of spirit Erguotou.
Smoking, drinking, the World Cup and peeing are the most annoying things.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why not look around? Originally, the output was small and the quality was not good.
I'm more worried about going to school every day, and the teacher never leaves my body when giving lectures, which makes me feel like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time. There is too much homework, and I want revenge. I do my homework like a fool, and time is not like an arrow. The sun and the moon do not fly. Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in. Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school. Year after year, I hate touching.
Complete works of funny ancient poems (2)
I can't watch Wushan, but I watch the atmosphere. Don't cry at the ape tree, just look at the fairy cloud. (It turned out to be a peep)
Surging waves and chaotic veins, showers and dark peaks. (omitted here? Word)
Touch the petticoat here, love is far away. (wet bird)
Sleeping sickness in spring unconsciously broke the morning, and the chirping of birds disturbed my sleep.
But now I remember that night, that storm, I wonder how many flowers were broken? I don't even know how many times I've had sex with several people in one night. )
Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,
The boatman set sail.
Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.
I wonder if Li Bai is dead.
It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.
I am lonely and want to commit suicide.
Excuse me, where is the beauty?
Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun
Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.
Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.
The saddest thing is a year.
Online MM is a pig.
Complete works of funny ancient poems (3)
Mulan Ci [Mandarin]
After twittering, the rooster soaked the hen. The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain. I don't understand in class, all because of old things. The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose. Life is China's, and death is China's soul. It is impossible for me to learn English. I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English. My unqualified language shows my character even more. The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math. English is not qualified because I am patriotic. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table. You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate. Classmates are classmates. Fly separately as soon as school is over, all day ~ the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world? Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well. The sky is gray and the fields are boundless. I saw four lines on the composition paper. ......
Zhao Sheng purple smoke, Li Bai came to the cliff, head to the ground, happily went west.
With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai slept soundly. Dreaming of cows made me wet my bed.
It doesn't rain in Tomb-Sweeping Day, so I'm invited to go fishing in Xinba. Asking you where there is a fishing net is not a fool but also a fool.
Silent Night Thinking (Exam Edition)
If you don't study hard on weekdays, look at the sky in the exam, hand in the test paper, and duck eggs will drop.
Silent Night Thinking (Gambler Edition)
Once upon a time, I opened a gambling stall, which was suspected to be thirteen. I looked up and Mark was in a cold sweat. I looked down and lost the light.
The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke. Li Bai came to the bathroom and flew down three times. Qianzu didn't bring toilet paper. When Du Pu saw him taking a shit, he immediately went to beg for toilet paper. Du Pu only used a piece of paper, and the two brothers died together.
Machine-to-machine, Mulan flew the plane, and Boeing 747 bombed the Japanese engine. You can't fly a plane without an engine. Use your own machine as an engine.
Rizhao incense burner farts and smokes. Looking at the toilet from a distance, flying down the grave. Li Bai used to ask for some paper.
With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai slept soundly. Pull your pants when you get up in the morning.
Panasonic saw this young man and told the teacher to take a shit. I didn't bring any toilet paper, but I pulled my pants.
A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean. The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.
I don't take a bath in summer, and I get bitten by snakes everywhere. I bite a bag, and my penis hurts too much.
Haw, haw, Mulan hit the plane. What kind of guns are they using? AK47 (47)。
There is an altar of shit in front of the bed, which looks like a bowl of soup. Lift the jar and taste it. It's been hidden for thirty years! !
One machine after another, Mulan swelled up.
Ten years of life and death, two lines of tears start school. How many students have nowhere to pour out their sadness. Even if there is an internet, so what? The internet speed is slow, so everyone grabs it. No homework seems strong, too many classes, all day. Leisure at home, eating and drinking soup. Studies can't help, and it's tiring to find a job.
Businessmen don't understand national subjugation and hate singing nunchakus across the river.
The wind is blowing, Yunfei loves King Adi all his life.