Mulan poem KFC edition
Haha, I want to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings. I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on. Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping. The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years. Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son back to his hometown. When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my East Pavilion pot, take my West Pavilion spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy. The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?
Mulan Stone Aircraft Edition Funny Edition:
Chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747! Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. She wants to, and she has no money to buy a plane. Last night, she saw a military poster and needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford one. Grandpa didn't have much money, Mulan didn't have gold and silver, so she was willing to buy steel planes from now on. She buys drawings in the east, screws in the west, glass in the south and tin in the north. She refused to go to the old hangar, no but I heard the general shout hahaha. Wan Li flew the plane, but never closed the mountain for a moment. The hot air spreads on the wings and the sun shines on the glass. The general is scared to death, and the soul of a strong man has flown. The son of heaven is lying in a hospital bed. The director turned twelve times and gave them a slap in the face. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to drive 747 and fly back to my hometown. My parents heard the girl's voice and picked up the machine gun. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. When I heard that my sister was coming, I raised my gun and loaded it. I opened the cabin door, hid in my plane, took off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit, put on more grenades, and put on a machine gun outside. When they went out to bury the bomb, their relatives and friends were both surprised and busy: after twelve years of separation, I didn't know Mulan was a pervert. The madman stepped on the ground, the idiot closed his eyes and they walked side by side. Who can say I'm not normal?
Mulan Poetry Chihuo Edition
Twitter, Mulan's family are eating. I don't smell the bowl chopsticks, but I smell the woman's voice. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women also have thoughts, and women also have memories. When I saw the menu last night, the store ordered a big order. There are twelve menus, each of which has no words. Grandpa has seven children and Mulan has eight fathers. I am willing to make a big git and give it to you from now on. I will eat barbecue in East Street, drink draft beer in West Street, listen to ditty in South Street and brag in North Street. Mulan poetry examination edition
Product after product, you won't know if you don't know. The exam is exciting enough, but you just don't know it. I don't know in class, and many styles are disruptive. Teach yourself. You were born in China, but you are the soul of China. You want me to learn English. It is possible that my English is unqualified, which shows my character. My math is unqualified, and my Chinese teacher is fully responsible. Going back to school every day is even more worrying. When the teacher talked nonsense, I heard as if I were sleepwalking. Every time I criticize for no reason, my homework is as much as revenge. Doing absurd things is like making money. Going back to school is left-handed, copying homework every day and not handing in a department. After school, I went back to school and had a coke.