Find a short story about learning English!

From where? Irony and humor? (April 8, 2005? Fourteenth edition), entitled? Sorry story, poking fun at Chinglish.

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Xiao Li studied English hard, and finally he achieved something. One day in the street, I accidentally bumped into a foreigner and quickly said, Me? Me? sorry

The foreigner replied: me? Me? sorry That's right.

Xiao Li added: Me? Me? sorry Three.

The foreigner is puzzled and asks: What? Is it? What about you? sorry For what?

Xiao Li replied helplessly: me? Me? sorry Five.

References:

Chinglish example

1, if you want money, I don't have it; If you want to live, I have one!

Do you want money? This is fatal.

My name is boss Li. I am 25 years old this year.

My name is Li Laoda, and I'm 25 years old.

You have two skills.

You have two skills.

Study hard and make progress every day!

Study hard and make progress every day!

Go and have a look.

Go and have a look.

Reference: China Net-Chinese can also be translated in this way.

Baidu encyclopedia-Chinglish