Besides, the two warlords in the Republic of China are not related to crosstalk performers. However, after listening to the two stories, you will find that if they don't engage in comedy, it will really blind the humorous cells. It is estimated that Degang Guo will also give a thumbs up.
One of them is the warlord Han Fuju, whose masterpiece is Han Fuju's Speech. The other is Zhang Zongchang, a warlord, whose masterpieces include I Write a Wind Song and You Penglai Pavilion.
Let's talk about Han Fuju, a native of Bazhou, Hebei Province, and one of Feng Yuxiang's "Pacific Thirteen". He was quite elegant and aggressive, and was called "Flying General" at that time. Unfortunately, when the Japanese army attacked Shandong, Han Fuju, who commanded the Shandong military and assumed the defense of the Yellow River, abandoned his defense, causing Jinan to easily fall into the hands of the Japanese aggressors and was later assassinated by military spies.
This also led to the poor evaluation of Han Fuju by the public. Originally, Han Fuju was very cultured, and it was precisely because of his courage and culture that he won Feng Yuxiang's esteem and trust, rose step by step, and eventually became a warlord.
Let's not talk about this. Let's take a look at the "Han Fuju's words" that has been circulating among the people. Very humorous. The following is the content of the speech:
Have you been struck by lightning after reading it? This speech is absolutely different and extraordinary. The burden naturally comes one after another, and it's hard to laugh.
If Han Fuju has no education, it is a bit wrong, and this speech is likely to be fabricated, then the following warlord is absolutely worthy of the name and really has no education. This man is Zhang Zongchang.
Zhang Zongchang, known as "General Dog Meat", "Devil in Chaos", "General Three Knowledge", "General Five Poisons", "General Long Legs" and "Zhang Sanduo", has many nicknames, and no one praises him.
The "Five Poisons" said that he was fond of eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and smoking. Long legs said he was good at running away. "Three unknowns" said he didn't know how much money he had, how many guns he had and how many concubines he had. "Long legs" is more interesting. Shandong people call playing dominoes eating dog meat. When Zhang Zongchang was in charge of Shandong, the bandit style remained unchanged. He is good at playing with money and has no manners. He made all his subordinates dare to be angry and dare not speak, and privately called him "General Dog Meat" to help the Japanese.
This man knows nothing about military affairs and management, but he can rise all the way, relying on shameless and rogue. In order to curry favor with him, he can kneel in public and call Guo Songling's father younger than himself. His character can be imagined.
Zhang Zongchang interpreted the word "bastard" to the extreme, with no bottom line for profligacy and superb extravagance. The money he found was basically used for luxury; There is no moral integrity in color, even the family members of Beiyang elders, relatives who left your home in the Qing Dynasty, wives and daughters of colleagues, and aunts and grandmothers of subordinates are not spared. It's shameless.
He's a total jerk. Zhang Zongchang also loved to play with pens and wrote poems in an arty way, leaving many "excellent works". Today, the greatest function of these poems is to leave people with jokes in their leisure time. Sometimes, I don't think Zhang Zongchang is a warlord. He has a great talent as a comedy writer.
Look at this heroic work first. Liu Bang wrote a Song of the Wind, which is very awesome. Zhang Zongchang also came to a song called "I also write a wind song":
Let's just say that Zhang Zongchang and Liu Bang are just joking about being human and writing poems.
And "You Penglai Pavilion":
Watch another song "Sleepwalking in the West":
One more "Untitled":
Poems like Baotu Spring, Ode to Lightning and Ode to Snow are ridiculous to read.
Asshole people do absurd poems, and Zhang Zongchang himself wrote a poem "Asshole Poetry":
There are many poets in troubled times, but poems like Zhang Zongchang are still rare, and it is a stroke in history to occupy a place in troubled times.