Zhao Benshan: hmm
Song Dandan: hmm ~ ~ cough ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan: Uncle and aunt,-a little nervous.
Cui Yongyuan? A little nervous. Uncle and aunt, this is your first time in the studio of TV station!
Zhao Benshan? The first time.
Song Dandan? Well, it's ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan:? I feel a little nervous when I first come to this studio. You see, there are so many cameras and so many viewers, and we can relax after talking. Let's introduce ourselves first.
Zhao Benshan? How to introduce it?
Cui Yongyuan? According to your family's habits.
Song Dandan? I'll start with Bai ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan:? Ok
Song Dandan: My name is Baiyun,
Zhao Benshan? My name is Heitu,
Song Dandan: I'm seventy-one,
Zhao Benshan: I'm seventy-five,
Song Dandan: I am a chicken,
Zhao Benshan: I am a tiger,
Song Dandan: This is my husband,
Zhao Benshan? This is my old mother-
Zhao Benshan: My wife,
Song Dandan: It's almost time ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan:? Please sit down. Please sit down. Uncle and aunt, I'm so nervous. Don't be nervous. Let me tell you about this talk show. It has a topic, and it doesn't get nervous when we talk about it.
Zhao Benshan? Right
Cui Yongyuan: Today's topic is "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow". I think we should change the rules. Uncle, you go first this time.
Zhao Benshan? Yesterday, I prepared a night at home; Today, I came here; Tomorrow, go back, thank you!
Zhao Benshan? Quite simple,
Cui Yongyuan? No, uncle, I didn't ask you to say this yesterday. I asked you to go ahead and say,
Song Dandan? The day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, we got the village notice, thank you.
Cui Yongyuan? Uncle and aunt, I said yesterday, today and tomorrow, not yesterday, today and tomorrow,
Zhao Benshan? Is it the day after tomorrow?
Cui Yongyuan? Not the day after tomorrow,
Song Dandan? When is that?
Cui Yongyuan? Not one day. What I mean by this is za, this-recall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future. Do you understand?
Zhao Benshan? Ah ~ ~ ~ that's the past, present and future!
Song Dandan? That's not yesterday, today and tomorrow,
Zhao Benshan? Yes, there is something wrong with your question.
Song Dandan? Yeah, that's not what I asked.
Cui Yongyuan? I also made a mistake. I still ~ ~ ~ Then who will go first?
Zhao Benshan? I told you, there are preparations.
Cui Yongyuan? Ah, you ready?
Zhao Benshan? The spring breeze of reform blows all over the ground, and the people of China really live up to expectations; Qi Xin joined forces to cross the century, and a flood didn't go well. thank you
Cui Yongyuan? This is a poem,
Song Dandan: It's my turn,
Cui Yongyuan? Aunt also prepared?
Song Dandan? Yes ~ ~ ~ I'll stand and say it. The spring breeze of reform blew into the door, and the people of China shook their spirits; The gulf is very annoying, and the United States and Britain partner to bully people. thank you
Zhao Benshan? Why do you thank a bully?
Song Dandan? Is it impolite,
Cui Yongyuan? What kind of talk is this? It's a whole poetry contest. Uncle and aunt, it's the Spring Festival today, so don't talk about those annoying things during the Spring Festival. Let's say something happy.
Zhao Benshan? Did you watch it? I'll tell her when I leave home. I said you can't write this paragraph. The United Nations Annan can't control what you do with the Gulf. Song Dandan:? Then tell me ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan:? The uncle said, tell me about the good situation,
Zhao Benshan? Leaders and comrades,
Cui Yongyuan? Do you want to make a report?
Zhao Benshan? Can't you say that?
Cui Yongyuan? Ah, ok, you go ahead ~ ~
Zhao Benshan:? Hello everyone! In 9898, there was a bumper harvest of grain and the flood was driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment and praise the leadership of the party. Especially the people's army, is hard to find in the world. Foreign countries are in a mess, and they are intrigued all day. The cabinet will step down today and the prime minister will be fired tomorrow. After the financial crisis, we must impeach the leaders. Throughout the world, the scenery is better here! Thanks a lot! (sitting on the ground)
Cui Yongyuan? Uncle! You fell! Oh, get up ~ ~
Zhao Benshan? Take two steps forward and forget-
Song Dandan? It's all right ~ ~ It's quite successful,
Zhao Benshan? Was it successful? ..... A shame?
Song Dandan? No ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan:? Uncle and aunt, what about this talk show? It is actually talking, chatting and chatting, that is, you are sitting on the kang in the northeast, and what you are like at home is what you are like here. Take it easy, okay?
Zhao Benshan? Then you should have said earlier about your relaxation ~ ~ ~ You should have understood earlier ~ ~ (take off your shoes and cross your legs)
Song Dandan:? Put those shoes on,
Zhao Benshan? Tell me to relax!
Song Dandan? Let the spirit relax. What are you doing relaxing your feet? Farewell, sweaty feet. Zhao Benshan:? No shoes, right?
Cui Yongyuan? Ah ~ ~ ~ OK ~ ~
Song Dandan:? How rude ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan? Uncle and aunt, let me ask, oh, you haven't seen our program, have you,
Zhao Benshan? Yes, your last name is Cui Yao. Tell the truth,
Cui Yongyuan:? Right, um,
Song Dandan: Isn't your name Cui Yongyuan,
Cui Yongyuan? Yes,
Song Dandan: People in our village really like you,
Cui Yongyuan? Really?
Song Dandan? Everyone praised you, saying that you hosted that program very well,
Cui Yongyuan? That's what you said
Song Dandan? Is the critical point of people ~ ~
Zhao Benshan? How dare you!
Song Dandan? Honestly,
Zhao Benshan: What are you talking nonsense ~ ~ ~ Sorry, that's not what she meant. My wife said it meant that everyone likes you to host that program. Alas, the whole village loves to watch it. That guy said that your host has characteristics, and he laughed like crying.
Zhao Benshan? No, you cry like a smile ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan? Their village is so full of praise. Their village,
Song Dandan? And you-
Cui Yongyuan:? All right, all right ~ ~ ~ Stop it. Let's talk about your parents. Now I'll ask the question in detail. When did you get married?
Zhao Benshan? Let's meet on May 8th,
Song Dandan:? Around winter.
Cui Yongyuan? I finally stopped reading poetry and sang again. Who was chasing who when we were in love?
Zhao Benshan? Hehe ~ ~
Song Dandan:? Don't talk about this ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan:? This is personal privacy,
Zhao Benshan? Actually, Xiao Cui, you should have this vision. At that time, I used to say that the young man was handsome and chased me.
Song Dandan? Why don't you tell the truth? You let everyone have a look at your old face like a shoehorn. Can I catch up with you?
Zhao Benshan? So not aesthetic,
Song Dandan? Why?
Zhao Benshan? This is called a shoehorn face. This is an authentic pig kidney face!
Cui Yongyuan? It's worse than a shoehorn.
Song Dandan? When I was young, it was definitely not blowing. I was happy to see anyone who saw it. Wu Laoer, who lives next door to us, shivers at the sight of me.
Zhao Benshan? Hum ~ ~ ~ Forget it! Wu Laoer cerebral thrombosis, see who is shivering!
Cui Yongyuan? Uncle, that's not true. In fact, my aunt looks very energetic now. < P > Song Dandan:? I can't do it now. Now my hair has turned white and wrinkles have increased. Two white front teeth were laid off with honor last year ~ ~
Zhao Benshan? Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ This word is complete ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan:? I know that this laid-off person is still used here. Uncle and aunt, I can ask one by one. Ask your aunt first.
Song Dandan? Ask me?
Cui Yongyuan? Aunt, how did uncle chase you?
Song Dandan? He just ~ ~ approached me on his own initiative, chatting with me, mowing my lawn or reading poems to me, and always looking for opportunities to make eyes at me!
Cui Yongyuan? Making eyes at
Zhao Benshan? Don't talk nonsense, I remember I gave you a pen, a desk and a big blame for your family. When did I make eyes at you? What is the leer?
Cui Yongyuan? The eyes are young men and women-
Song Dandan? What is the leer? Why don't you understand it? So uneducated,
Zhao Benshan? What?
Song Dandan? Eyes are spinach in autumn.
Zhao Benshan? Oh!
Zhao Benshan? Yes, every year.
Cui Yongyuan? Today, I first heard that the eyes are like this. Uncle, you can't just send spinach. When people are in love, they have to give that decent pledge. Do you think about it?
Zhao Benshan? Hehehe, there is still some history in saying this. Tell me ~ ~
Song Dandan? I tell you,
Cui Yongyuan? Aunt said,
Song Dandan? Let's make love to the money. I just want to give him a sweater. The money is poor and I have no money to buy it. I happened to be herding sheep for the production team, and I found that the sheep was depilated, so I went down to bonus hunter. Going home at night, spinning into wool, knitting sweaters during the day, herding sheep and oyster wool. As a result, the production team found out that they were knitting two sleeves. Not only did they confiscate the sweater, but they also held a criticism meeting to criticize me. Isn't that money charged with-
Cui Yongyuan? Dig the corner of socialism!
Song Dandan? Yes, I was charged with socialist wool.
Cui Yongyuan? That's a big sin,
Zhao Benshan? She is too sincere. You said that 5 sheep were released at that time, but bonus hunter was an oyster. Who can't tell that this guy is like Ge You?
Cui Yongyuan? I can hear that this pledge is actually not delivered, so you have to have a decent bride price when you get married, right?
Song Dandan? I'm not afraid of everyone's jokes when I say it. His poor family shouldn't care what they finish.
Zhao Benshan:? Don't be blind, there was another household appliance at that time!
Cui Yongyuan? There are household appliances?
Zhao Benshan? A flashlight!
Cui Yongyuan? Alas, there are no decent betrothal gifts, but you see that uncles and aunts have had a good life after so many years of ups and downs. I think this is the strength as always, which is worth learning from our young people and an example for us to learn!
Zhao Benshan? Hey, hey, don't learn from us. We had a crisis in our relationship.
Cui Yongyuan? Before?
Zhao Benshan? Now
Cui Yongyuan? What's going on?
Zhao Benshan? After the reform and opening up, we both built a two-story building. When the building was finished and there were many houses, she suddenly asked me to separate, saying that if she put aside a house, who would delay her learning a foreign language? When she was finished, she said that this feeling was that distance produced beauty. As a result, when I went upstairs, the distance widened and the beauty disappeared! You don't call me for dinner every day. You make a phone call and speak a foreign language: "Hello, the meal is OK, come down to Missy!" "
Song Dandan? Why don't you tell the truth? Why do I live with you?
Zhao Benshan? You are small-minded.
Song Dandan? You don't even look at me all day long, but you wait in front of the TV every day to see Ni Ping. I won't tell you to forget it!
Zhao Benshan? What's the use of saying that? Aren't your eyes straight when Zhao Zhongxiang comes out?
Song Dandan? How about Zhao Zhongxiang? Zhao Zhongxiang is my idol.
Zhao Benshan? Then Ni Ping is the girl of my dreams, whatever you want!
Cui Yongyuan? Uncle, that's not right ~ ~
Song Dandan? Stop filming! What about these people? What do you think we should do after this?
Cui Yongyuan? Say less.
Zhao Benshan? Wrong, okay? It's all on video!
Song Dandan? Trav, this purr is off. Oh, don't play it.
Cui Yongyuan? This grunt is off, don't play ~ ~
Song Dandan:? You are so old ~ ~
Zhao Benshan? No, you brought it up
Song Dandan? No culture!
Cui Yongyuan? I don't think it's worth watching TV after all these years.
Zhao Benshan? It's not so bad, but it's even worse. This guy called all the members of our house, men, women, children, East and West, to a meeting and tried to impeach me.
Cui Yongyuan? Things are getting worse!
Zhao Benshan? Well, after a show of hands of the whole family, everyone agreed that I-
Cui Yongyuan? You are right!
Zhao Benshan? Apologize to someone.
Cui Yongyuan? Apologize this paragraph, be sure to let your aunt tell you. You must remember what happened that day,
Song Dandan? Go, I'll talk to trav.
Zhao Benshan? Just say it! (pushing Zhao Benshan)
Song Dandan: One night, Mao Mao knocked on my door. As soon as I opened the door, I stared at me like a wooden stake and insisted on reciting a poem to me.
Zhao Benshan? Stop it ~ ~
Song Dandan? "Ah, white clouds, black soil apologize to you, come to your door, please open your eyes and see how pathetic I am. Today, how can you and I repeat yesterday's story, and whether my old boat ticket can still board your wrecked ship! "
Cui Yongyuan? Uncle, what happened later?
Zhao Benshan? The sound of the waves is still ~ ~
Cui Yongyuan? You see, today, let's talk about suffering first, and then talk about fighting. I think this topic is too heavy. Let's change the topic and think about a better tomorrow!
Song Dandan? Well, let me think about it first,
Cui Yongyuan? Think about it first,
Song Dandan? I have imagined that I was born in the old society, grew up under the red flag, walked in the spring breeze, and prepared to cross the century. Think about the past, look at the present, I am one after another. So I had an idea.
Cui Yongyuan? What idea?
Song Dandan? I want to write a book.
Zhao Benshan? Oh, stop. Come on, I can't even read what book to write.
Cui Yongyuan? Uncle, it's a craze to download books, or write one.
Song Dandan? Yes, everyone in Ni Ping publishes a book called Days, and my book is called Yuezi!
Zhao Benshan? How dare you brag? If you want to write Yuezi, I'll write a book, Waiting on Yuezi. Blow it.
Cui Yongyuan? The more you say it, the more wrong it is Aunt, take your time to conceive and write this book. Uncle, why don't you tell me what you want to do most now?
Zhao Benshan? I think we are living well now, getting older and getting less and less time left. In the past, it's time to talk about the days, but now it's time to talk about the seconds. Next, I'm going to take her out for a trip, take a walk in a bigger city, and go to Tieling for a honeymoon.
Song Dandan? I thought that before my honeymoon, I had to have a beauty treatment, put these two front teeth on, and put them on porcelain. < P > Cui Yongyuan:? Advanced,
Song Dandan? Yeah, and then get a facelift,
Zhao Benshan? I shoot a cucumber.