The following can be modified for reference:
Zhang Xian, a friend poet of Su Dongpo in Song Dynasty, married the concubine of 18 at the age of 80, and wrote a poem when he was excited:
I am 88 years old,
Qing is a beauty. My hair is white.
Inverted and clear are both Geng,
There is only one flower in the middle.
After Su Dongpo knew this, he quipped:
Eighteen brides, eighty lang,
Gray hair and red makeup.
Yuanyang stayed in the quilt for two nights.
A pear tree pressed begonia.
In addition, there are songs and poems of two old cows and grass.
The old cow laughed at the tender grass:
28 beautiful women, 79 lang,
Xiaoxiao has white hair and red makeup.
Demon locusts like three spring rains best,
Weak willow embarrassed all night.
Young women have less time to feel,
I can't hate night.
The Ming dynasty unveiled the red account,
A pear tree pressed begonia.
Little sister and old sister:
Since ancient times, Chang 'e has loved teenagers.
My wife married my ex-wife by mistake.
It's shameful to sleep in bed with a dead body,
Put Zhu Yan to sleep with a smile.
Bud can't help being crazy about butterflies.
Good flowers wrap around old vines. 、
There is sex in the red account,
The hole has no source, but there is spring water!