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"Criticism of Poetry and Ideology of Jianghai Diaolong" (Author: Zhuan Meier)

There is a lack of thinkers in the world today, and Jianghai Diaolong is no exception. After the Second World War, there were no major conflicts in the world, and there were no major ideological collisions. China even went through ten years of suspension of classes for revolution. Therefore, among the people born after the end of World War II (especially in China), there are almost no thinkers as far as the eye can see. Therefore, it is very difficult for Jianghai Diaolong to become great.

The greatest contribution of Jianghai Diaolong in thought (not so much in thought, but in poetry) is to integrate other people's thoughts (ancient, modern, domestic, and foreign) (take them all) and turn them into his own poetic thoughts, especially introducing the latest theoretical achievements of the development of Marxism in China into his poetic thoughts. Just use it as a doctrine. In 1934, Mr. Lu Xun said: "Literature and art cannot become new literature and art without borrowing it." This is common sense, but most people can’t do it. Therefore, Jianghai Diaolong got a big advantage.

In 2008, Teacher Jiang Hai Diaolong and his disciple Chao An launched a fart poetry movement with a playful attitude and a joke, subverting all poetry schools and poetry movements in history. This also makes all future poetry schools and poetry movements become a joke in advance, just waiting to be shaken off. Anyway, it’s all bullshit.

In 1951, Chairman Mao wrote the inscription "Let a hundred flowers bloom, weed out the old and bring forth the new", which pointed out the direction for the development of culture and art in New China. It's a pity that "Let a Hundred Flowers Bloom" has become the main theme of "Let a Hundred Flowers Bloom". Take Peking Opera as an example. After eight model operas, has there ever been a decent Peking Opera? Jianghai Diaolong brings order to the chaos and advocates "letting all farts go out". Let a Hundred Farts Let Us Bloom is a direct inheritance of Let a Hundred Flowers Let Us Bloom. It is said in different terms but the essence is the same. It is also a reaction against the fake let-a-hundred-flowers-blooming trend. What the party and the government could not do, Jianghai Diaolong did it. Let me praise you with a line from "The Story of the Red Lantern": "You should be this kind of person."

It would be foolish to define art after Duchamp (1887-1968). "Poems range from rivers and seas to carving dragons, and there are poems everywhere." "Because of Jianghai Diaolong, Chinese new poetry has completely moved from necessity to freedom." Jianghai Diaolong turned poetry into non-poetry, and turned non-poetry into poetry. Therefore, it is not an exaggeration to say that Jianghai Diaolong is the last poet.

Jianghai Diaolong has summarized a set of effective posting experience by posting in thousands of forums. 1. Combine poetry forums and non-poetry forums to post. 2. Combine posts in three popular forums: high, medium and low popularity. 3. Reply as soon as you see the post, and say yes without reading the content (or say no, or just post the poem directly). 4. Use the posting machine when it’s time to use it. I have tried two types, 1 and 2, and the results are good. I haven't had time to test two types 3 and 4 yet. I think they should be better. This may be one of the reasons why Jianghai Diaolong is so cunning and has such a bad reputation.

Jianghai Diaolong also received generous rewards for this: he has been writing poems for twenty years and has received zero royalties. ID has been banned by major forums and has even become a sensitive word. This story tells us that writing poems like Jianghai Diaolong will not gain any practical benefits.

References: Four new poems that mark the poetic thought of Jianghai Diaolong

① "The Fart Classic·Eighty-one Chapters" (Outline of Fart Poetry), 2008

②"The Pioneer is the Dragon Carving in the River and Sea", 2009

③"The Art of Poetry in the Era of Copy and Paste", 2010

④"The Nine Yin Manual" (Poetics), 2010

Appendix: Six classic comments from poet friends on Jianghai Diaolong

① Jianghai Diaolong will not only represent this year, but can even extend to the next year. A sign of the times. ——The God of War in the Immortal Realm

②The large number of poems filled in the blanks by Jianghai Diaolong is breathtaking. ——Tai Shi Gong

③I have learned a lesson. Among all the groups I can go to, it is the forum. Among the poets in the country, Brother Jiang is the most domineering and active. It is an honor in the poetry world. ——You Yun

④Lao Jiang wants the deaf to grow an ear for poetry. ——Guan Dangsheng

⑤Every time I see the poem about Jianghai Diaolong, I feel very appetizing and refreshed. Diaolong is an irreplaceable poet of this era.

——Li Feijun

⑥Dragon carvings in the rivers and seas make an era free of impotence! ——Tianwai Poetry Maniac

This post was published by Zhuan Meier on 〖New Poetry Daily〗 on 2011-5-22.