My girlfriend told me that the Japanese said they were beautiful, the Koreans smiled, the Japanese said they were United, the China smiled, the Japanese said they were romantic, and the French smiled.

Japanese say they are beautiful, but Koreans laugh (Koreans laugh because they say they are not as beautiful as Koreans, Japanese say they are United, China laughs (China laughs because they say they are United but not United as China), Japanese say they are romantic, and French laugh (French laugh because they say they are not as romantic as French, Japanese say they are developed, and Americans laugh (Americans laugh because they say their developed Japanese are not as developed as Americans). The Japanese said the Diaoyu Islands were theirs, and there was a tsunami (the sea "laughed", because the Japanese said the Diaoyu Islands were theirs, not the owner of the Diaoyu Islands.