How to use poetry to reply to someone who borrows money and refuses to pay it back

Li Bai:

The moon is full this winter night,

You lent me 20,000 yuan last year.

Du Fu:

A frog is chirping in a clear water pond.

Why didn’t I know about this?

Li Bai:

Green water, fertile fields, rice and fragrant flowers,

Don’t pretend to be like me.

Du Fu:

The green willows on the mountainside reflect the clear spring,

The old debt has been paid off.

Li Bai:

Thousands of rivers and mountains are always full of love,

I can’t help but pay my money back.

Du Fu:

The waterfalls and mountain springs flow continuously,

What will you do if I don’t return it to you?

Li Bai:

Two orioles sing in the green willows,

If you don’t pay me back, you are a dog.

Du Fu:

A flower in the green bush,

How dare you call me a bastard.

Li Bai:

The water of the Yangtze River flows eastward,

Why are you so awesome?

Du Fu:

The Great Wall will never fall.

Brother, if you want to be part of society, you just have to hold your tongue.

Li Bai:

Don’t be aggressive with me,

or I will get you hurt.

Du Fu:

Don’t be crazy about me, little kid, or I will kill you.

Li Bai:

The Yellow River keeps flowing.

If you don’t accept it, we will do it.

Du Fu:

The sun is scorching and the breeze is blowing.

In a fight, who should I be afraid of?