when you came into the world, she held you in her arms. And you thanked her by crying like a banshee.
when you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. you thanked her by crying all night long.
when you were 1 year old, she nursed you and bathed you. And you thanked her by crying all night.
when you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. you thanked her by running away when she called.
when you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away as soon as you heard her call.
when you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. you thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.
when you were 3 years old, she prepared three meals for you with love. You thanked her by throwing the plate on the floor.
when you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. you thanked her by coloring the dining room table
when you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. And you thanked her by painting the dining table with a big face.
when you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. you thanked her by plowing into the nearest pile of mud.
when you were 5 years old, she dressed up for you in festivals. You thanked her by plopping into a pile of mud next to her.
When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming,
“I'M NOT GOING!
when you were 6 years old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming at her, "I just won't go!" "
when you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.
When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. And you thanked her by smashing the window of the neighbor's house next door.
when you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. you thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.
when you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping ice cream all over your legs.
when you were 9 years old, she was given for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even practicing to
practice.
When you were 9 years old, she paid you to learn piano. And you thanked her by never bothering to practice.
When you were 1 years old, she drove you all day, From soccer to gymnastics to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 1 years old, she was busy driving you here and there all day, from the football field to the gym, and rushed to attend one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and leaving without looking back.