Parody of Pangu, a small ancient prose.

When heaven and earth were chaotic like eggs, Pangu came out of it. When Pangu lived to be 18,000 years old, the first thing he did was to create the world and let the light and heavy people ascend to heaven and sink to earth, while Pangu was in heaven and earth, changing nine times a day. The god of Pangu is as high as the sky and as wide as the earth. The sky is ten feet high, the earth is ten feet thick and Pangu is ten feet long. Therefore, this has been maintained. Pangu grew up, which is why the distance between heaven and earth is nine Wan Li. The Tao gave birth to Pangu, and through its creation, Pangu became the incarnation of the immortal: gasified into clouds, voiced into thunder, left eye into the sun, right eye into the moon, limbs into the east, west, north and south, and five zang-organs into Mount Tai in Dongyue, Huashan in Xiyue, Hengshan in Nanyue, Songshan in Beiyue and Zhong. Ribs have become the veins of geographical mountains and rivers, muscles have become fields, hair and beard have become stars, fur has become vegetation, teeth and bones have become treasures, essence has become pearls and gems, and sweat has become rain. The incarnation of Pangu immortal: tears turn into rivers, gasification into wind, sound into thunder, and eyes into lightning. Pangu's joy turned into a sunny day, and his anger turned into a cloudy day.