Classic funny quotations for best friends (selected 145 sentences)
In life, work and study, it is indispensable for everyone to come into contact with famous quotations. The quotations are short in length and concise in language. characteristics. So what types of quotations are there? Below is a collection of classic funny quotes for my besties. They are for reference only. You are welcome to read them.
Classic Funny Quotations to Best Friends 1
1) My sisters will be crazy if I have money!
2) Best friends, you mentioned it With just one leaf, she knew where the wind was coming from.
3) To my besties: I can share everything about me with you, except my boyfriend.
4) I love being a homebody, but when it comes to playing, I will be there no matter how homebound I am.
5) It’s not possible, there is a princess inside every girl, don’t let her cry.
6) With the same hairstyle and clothes, I would only wear matching clothes with you. ——My bestie
7) It’s nice to have a bestie by your side who can take any funny photos with you at any time.
8) Sister, my sister is not in a beautiful mood anymore
9) I just want to tell you that you are the most important woman in my life besides my mother.
10) Good sisters: How many can we have in a lifetime? Classic funny quotes for besties 2
1) The most beautiful thing in the world is the smile that comes out of tears.
2) We can show up when each other is most vulnerable
3) Our friendship has far more vitality than love.
4) It doesn’t matter if you haven’t worn a couple’s outfit, as long as you have a girlfriend’s outfit. ~
5) I really envy my bestie for having the best and most beautiful bestie in the world.
6) I hope I can be your soul friend, no tears, no burden, just companionship
7) Never forget the love of sisters in this life and never forget the kindness of parents
8) He doesn’t love you, it doesn’t matter, there’s still me. ——To best friends
9) A good friend wants to share everything with you, even if she just farts.
10) Only when I am with you can I be as crazy as I want.
11) My sister is my warm sun and no one can stop her from shining brightly.
12) I won’t compete with my girlfriends for anything except food.
13) Sisters are not just words, but lifelong companionship.
14) Best friends, return to look for each other. You have already returned, but you also look for it. You find a long period of time and a trace of friendship.
15) When I am old, we will still be best friends, even if we haven’t seen each other for a long time.
16) The so-called best friends, we just occasionally grunt at each other or stare awkwardly at each other.
17) Friends don’t ask for help in times of need, they just ask not to add insult to injury.
18) Women are like clothes, but a sister has a temperament that you cannot wear.
19) When you are with your best friends, get out of all the ladies and images you have.
20) Sisters, it doesn’t matter if the sky falls, I will carry it. 3 Classic Funny Quotations to Best Friends
1. I must be your bridesmaid and your child’s godmother.
2. But we are closer than lovers.
3. Except for my boyfriend, I am willing to share everything with you.
4. Never complain to your former lover.
5. When you receive a sweet text message, remember to smile and then delete it.
6. A friend is someone who sees you through and likes you.
7. I have a best friend who confides in me and talks about everything. Occasionally I have a grudge.
8. Fool, do you know that you are almost ignoring me now.
9. It is the time you waste on me that makes me precious.
10. A best friend is someone who stays with you until dawn in the darkest time.
11. Whenever I need company, you are there.
12. You are with me whether I am beautiful or ugly, good or evil.
13. When I am happy or sad, shining or dark, you are always there.
14. Whenever I need help, you are there.
15. But you know, we have each other in our hearts.
16. You, you, are the most beautiful scenery in my life.
17. When you see through, pretend not to see through.
18. Develop the habit of writing a diary, even just a few words.
19. Don’t use your boyfriend’s birthday as your bank card password.
20. Choose a sport you like and stick to it.
21. Resolutely do not buy clothes that are one size larger and do not give yourself room to gain weight.
22. I like it when you scold me for being stupid. I like your company.
23. I’m tired, you come here, food and accommodation are included. This is your best friend.
24. You taught me, girl, to pamper yourself as a luxury product.
25. I am very happy because I met you who changed my life. If I am sad, your shoulders are the broadest and you help me take away the dark cloud-filled sky. If my life is missing and you are with me, I will be happy all day long. I feel lost even while holding my cell phone. This is not just for love. On Sisters’ Day, I send you a text message to tell you, my dear, it’s great to have you! 4 Classic Funny Quotes for Best Friends
1. Best friends are not about how close you are. Only when you are at your lowest can you see the heart of a person.
2. Women who bathe and drink tea together every day are not necessarily true besties!
3. Best friends are feelings that will not be taken away by time. Even if you are just a small piece of the puzzle of my life, my life will not be complete without you
4 , Best friends don’t necessarily think of you when they are happy, but you are always by their side when they are sad.
5. Even if we haven’t contacted each other for a long time, there will still be constant topics of conversation when we get together. It’s not awkward to sit together and not talk.
6. A feeling that will not be taken away by time. A best friend is the one who accompanies you through the darkness and greets the dawn. She may not be by your side on the bright days, but she will definitely be there when you are lonely and helpless. By your side
7. Don’t think that if you don’t meet often, the relationship will fade away.
8. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers.
9. A good bestie is someone who will talk about your shortcomings for a long time.
10. A best friend means that the more you accommodate her, the more she will push you further, but your relationship is still so good.
11. A best friend is someone who will lend you her shoulder to lean on when you want to cry. When you are done leaning on her, she will ask you to wash her clothes that are wet with tears. It is a blessing to have a best friend who understands you.
12. Best friends are like stars. You may not always see them but you know they will always be there~
13. There is a comprehensive friendship in the world but there is no comprehensive friendship. Friendship, friendship is the mutual sincerity between friends. Regardless of men or women, beyond the full power of friendship, it is a changed quality of friendship.
14. Life is valuable in knowing each other, knowing each other in times of crisis; knowing friends in times of need, friendship will last forever.
15. I don’t know how long a lifetime is, but I know that meeting, getting acquainted, and getting to know each other is fate, and I cherish it! Friendship in life actually needs to be maintained and nurtured just like love and family ties. Therefore, I also want to say: When we enjoy the happiness of being remembered, please don’t forget to give back your thoughts in a timely manner.
16. Friendship between people unites the hearts of most people. Because of this precious connection, it is gentle and sweet. The hourglass turns upside down, and the pain of life is experienced again and again.
17. I want to say that on the long road of life, our hearts always need a kind of support, a kind of spiritual sustenance that transcends family affection and love. The first choice is friendship. Friendship will always bring you some kind of spiritual support and comfort invisibly. Even if you don't have the heroic spirit of drinking and singing, just a simple greeting, a gentle understanding, and a light concern will be enough. That's enough.
18. The most common noun in the world is friend, but the rarest one is also friend.
19. Friendship is different from love. Even if the whole world betrays you, it will still prepare you with unexpected sincerity and touching feelings. Friendship is not as stingy as love. As long as you give sincerely, you can gain something. Friendship also requires investment, but it's not money, but your time and heart. Friendship requires more communication, your trust and sincerity. Don't let your friendship go offline easily, or even put it on hold indefinitely. We may always excuse ourselves: the fast pace of life seems to take up all the living space, and at the same time it also dilutes a lot of what should be a very strong human touch. However, I don’t want that in a circle filled with fame and fortune around us, even the simple friendship that should be there will be abandoned.
20. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Yes, in times of difficulty and suffering, help from friends is particularly valuable. Sometimes, even a caring and kind look will be like a cluster of charcoal fire, giving you warmth in the ice and snow. When you are dazzled by success and success, friendship will be like a bucket of cold water, pouring over your head and waking you up. 5 classic funny quotes for besties
1. The best relationship is when you can be yourself completely, but she is still obsessed with the real you
2. Enjoy the caress of winter and accept it The reward of spring. May you welcome the new year with joy.
3. There are so many female heroes in colleges and universities, they gather in Huashan to compete with each other. Just as we were halfway up the mountain, we heard birds chirping on the top of the mountain. Accountant girls are really clever with their hands, and they can make moves with just a flick of the abacus. Seeing the bird's nest in the bead, the flight attendant girl caught it. Unexpectedly, there was no bird in the nest, and the music girl laughed. Seeing that the bird's nest does not look like grass, the construction girl adjusted her bag. It's wonderful to see the Bird's Nest, and the art girl is smiling evilly. The bird's nest writes a seven-character treasure, wishing girls a happy holiday.
4. Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless, comforting me when I cried, asking for help when I was sick, and crying with me when I was desperate. Thank you very much.
5. It is better to sleep at noon when you are feeling down, and take a big vacation when you encounter a trough.
6. I quietly bring you the happiness and joy that fills my heart: Happy holidays.
7. The true meaning of life is not the number of breaths, but the moments that make you unable to breathe.
8. There is no need for women to be inferior to men, and it is completely possible for husbands to sing and women to follow. We only want family and beauty, no one cares about who is right and who is wrong. Romance is often expensive because of vanity, and beauties are always dragged down by comparison. Women's Day is here, dear bestie, my good sister, I wish you peace of mind and happiness!
9. I like the feeling of being tired of being with you. It doesn’t mean that we will always have endless topics to talk about together, but that we will not feel embarrassed even if we don’t talk. This kind of freedom can't even be given by a lover.
10. I will pay attention to your latest trends, and I will read every mood diary of yours. Although I cannot reply to every one of you, you have to believe that I really pay attention, because I Treat you like a sister.
11. The person who treats you best is often the person who is best bullied. People in the world often bully the person who treats them best.
12. I have a very good girlfriend. We are not lovers, we are not LES, but I love her.
13. I will let you bully me. Who told me to grow up? You look like you're being bullied, but I won't be angry with you because I treat you like a sister.
14. Today is Women’s Day. I didn’t want to have anything to do with you, and I didn’t want to wish you well. But if you think about it carefully, although you are not a woman, you have turned many girls into women, so I also wish you a happy holiday. Please forgive me for any omissions!
15. If I am a sister, then you must be a sister. There are another pair of wonderful sisters in this world.
16. There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it.
17. How can the frozen world thaw and revive overnight, and how can the newly awakened earth bloom with flowers and fragrance overnight? May you continue to accumulate and create something.
18. Occasionally I will get angry, but even if I don’t say sorry, I will make up quickly because we are best friends.
19. Facing a stone, if you carry it on your back, it will become a burden. If you put it under your feet, it will become a ladder for your progress; life gives you For a piece of wood, you can choose to rot slowly, or you can choose to burn.
20. I send you one warmth, two greetings, three happiness, four ignorance, five nobility, six future, seven elegance, eight tenderness, nine wealth and ten sincerity. . Happy holidays, happiness and good health.
21. My sister is responsible for making money to support the family, and you are responsible for looking beautiful. Sister is responsible for fighting for the world, and you are responsible for stealing vegetables and picking flowers. Women's Day is here. Dear husband, husband and wife, you have worked hard. I wish you a happy holiday!
22. When you are hurt by a friend, don’t doubt your friendship, but beware of those who betray you. Forgive, but don’t forget. Keep a bit of innocence and childishness in your life, and maintain some chivalrous feelings towards your friends.
23. After getting along with the other person for a long time, you may gradually lose your passion and feel boring and dull. This is the executioner of family discord. In life, you must learn to appreciate the other person, and constantly convey the message of like and recognition to the other person, so that the other person can always see the best version of himself from you. Doing this will not only allow you to gain the same appreciation, like and recognition. , and it will make you the most attractive person in the eyes of the other person.
24. Love material things appropriately. Always know that the spirit is more important. What is more beautiful than those famous watches and fashionable clothes is yourself. Don't look down on working people. Don't be ashamed of labor. The land is not dirty and the smell of sweat is not unpleasant. Please respect those who seem to have worse living conditions than you, because this is how you respect yourself. Always be considerate of those living at the bottom, because our loved ones are among these people. We are not delicate.
25. Pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in an envelope of longing, and dedicate it to you - on the most beautiful day of the year.
26. Will say good night after chatting, and will say at school: My dear, after school, we will go home together, because we are best friends.
27. I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friends, each working at his own class during the day, and simply go out together after work!
28. Give yourself a lofty future and goal. Remember to always look up at the sky, and remember to look at your feet when you look up at the sky.
29. The friendship between sisters is deep, the blessings from text messages are true and true, the love is endless, and the care and concern last forever. I wish you a good mood every day, happiness and good luck around you, great development in your work and career, health and peace, and a smile. sweet.
30. I will talk to you without causing trouble. Although you will often scold me for being sick, but you will pay attention to me later, and I will be very happy because I treat you as a sister. 6 Classic Funny Quotes for Best Friends
1. In the Mood for Love, you are full of beauty, youthful and free.
Today is Birthday Day. If you are a girl, you make the decision. If you are a girl, you should be happy. May you follow the melody of your dreams and enjoy the happy years.
2. When you see this blessing I give you, please bang your head against the wall. Do you see that the countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings? Happy National Day!
< p> 3. Valentine’s Day is romantic and sweet; Valentine’s Day is a testimony of love; may you and the person you like come together rain or shine, and your lovers will eventually get married! I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!4. Never forget it That period of committing two crimes together.
5. Facing the rising sun and covered with glow, the bright five-star red flag rises slowly amid the high-pitched national anthem. It flutters over the vast and fertile land of 9.6 million, floating in the sky. In the hearts of all Chinese people, facing it, we can no longer suppress our inner admiration. We are proud of it.
6. Best friends, we want to be a girl with depth, a female gangster with a temper, and an educated lady.
7. Best friends are the kind of strange people who are noisy today, laugh tomorrow, annoyed when they are close, miss you when they are far away, miss you when you are not seen, hate you when you see them, you can bully yourself, but others cannot.
8. I can say good night after chatting, I can say "honey" at school, and after school, we go home together because we are best friends.
9. Thank you for letting me talk without any scruples, thank you for being willing to share joy and sorrow with me, thank you for making me believe that friendship can really last forever.
10. It’s good to have one or two bosom friends, but you don’t really need too many. The joy of friends lies in the solid trust
11. May blessings linger around you in your dream that is always bordering spring. I wish you all your dreams come true and happiness! Happy birthday!
12. Birds of a feather flock together, it’s true, we are really more and more alike, have you noticed?
13. Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh to your heart’s content, tomorrow will be another beautiful day
14. I just want to hear all your sweet words and talk about your love and affection
15. As long as you are with your besties This is so exciting! I want our friendship to last forever.
16. Best friends just sit together. Even if what I say does not match the preface and the follower, you will understand. Even if you don’t say anything, you will not feel embarrassed.
17. Even though you are just a small piece of the puzzle of my life, my life will not be complete without you.
18. Best friends are the kind of people who are noisy today, laugh tomorrow, annoyed when they are close, and miss when they are far away.
19. The world of mortals is three thousand feet long, and my thoughts are in the mountains and rivers. Because of love, I let go; because of letting go, I am silent; because of understanding, I look back with peace of mind. Perhaps, days with wind and rain carry the weight of life; days with light wind and clear clouds are more suitable for quiet understanding.
20. The flowers bloom in the morning and the moon rises in the evening, like a poem or a painting. I wish you a happy, warm and happy birthday! 7 Classic Funny Quotations to Best Friends
1. The sun is warm and hiding beside me, and the birds shyly fly with me. What else can describe the two of us? Thank you for always growing up with me. On Sisters' Day, I wish my dear sisters, Pepsi, all the best, and eternal happiness.
2. I will be willing to accompany you and help you do many things, such as accompanying you to the toilet, going to the supermarket, visiting the playground, helping you buy food and things you like, etc., but I can’t do any of these things. I hope you reciprocate because I treat you like a sister.
3. Once upon a time, you took care of the housework with one hand and added gray hair; once upon a time, you were a woman who did not let go of a man and lowered your shoulders; once upon a time, no matter how hard or tired you were, you never said it was difficult and worked your heart. Blessings to your dear mother on Women’s Day!
4. I have a best friend who confides in me and talks about everything, and occasionally has grudges. Although it was not so good at the beginning, in the days that we have experienced together, we have a firm relationship with each other. Heart.
5. Drink less juice and eat more fruit, eat less snacks and drink more water, sit less and stand more, think less and watch more, talk less and do more, be nostalgic and longing more.
6. There are always more skin care products on the table than cosmetics. They are more expensive and better. For women, external nourishment is not as good as internal adjustment.
7. Losing weight is for a better life. If you lose the joy of life because of losing weight, it is better to give up.
8. Put on a beautiful dance skirt, take light steps, accompany the melody of youth, let your beautiful long hair float, dance and sing to your heart's content, this is your day Girls' Day! On this special day, I wish you infinite charm, boundless happiness, charming handsome men, and charming men!
9. I said it doesn’t matter if you don’t study well because I will marry a rich man and support you. We are the best sisters!
10. I just hope, whether it is three years, five years, or ten years later. One day, we meet and recognize each other. You yell, I miss you so much. At that moment, I will burst into tears. We are friends, friends forever.
11. On the occasion of Women’s Day, I would like to pay tribute to the wife who has been fighting in the fitting room for a long time, watches Korean dramas, does not cook, often surfs the Internet, loves to chat, is full of charm, dreams a lot, and controls her husband’s wallet. Holiday greetings.
12. My best friend can understand everything about me with just one look.
13. When you are sick, you will always be the first to visit, care about yourself, and stay with you because you are your best friend.
14. The sun and the moon rotate forever, and if true love stays with you forever, no matter where you are in the world, I will always remember this day. Happy birthday to you!
15. Under the distant mountains stained with lilac and rose colors, the sea water glows with the tones of various gemstones like sapphire, sapphire, jasper and purple stone. How beautiful the sea is on a summer evening! May the sea of ??your life be as gorgeous as this!
16. A good woman makes people feel relaxed and happy. A good woman makes people always happy. A good woman makes people always think about her. A good woman makes people infinitely warm. A good woman is like you, dignified and elegant, and a graceful lady. On Women’s Day, I wish you a young and beautiful life!
17. May you be like a bee, sucking out different fragrances from the garden of life to create original sweetness.
18. Sister, I want you to believe in the old words of warmth, beauty, trust, dignity, and strength. I don’t want you to be decadent, empty, confused, ruin yourself, or hurt others; I want you to control your feelings, and not everyone can do that.
19. It is said that it takes ten years to be able to cross the same boat, and a hundred years to be able to sleep on the pillow. Then we are sisters, and we will be twins for a lifetime
20. No matter when you feel uncomfortable, don't bear it alone. Please trust me and I will be with you! ;