What are the stories about poetry?

1, Wang Hanlin celebrated his mother's birthday in Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, and asked Ji Xiaolan to make an impromptu birthday speech. Lao Ji didn't refuse, but blurted out in front of a room full of guests: "This woman is not human." Wang Hanlin was very embarrassed when the old lady heard her face change.

Lao Ji unhurriedly read the second sentence: "Nine fairies descended to earth." Suddenly the audience became active and praised, and the old lady turned anger into joy.

When Lao Ji finished, she read the third sentence aloud: "Give birth to a son to be a thief." All the guests became speechless and joy turned into embarrassment. Lao Ji shouted the fourth sentence: "I stole Xiantao and gave it to my mother." Everyone cheered at once.

2. It is said that during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there were two scholars in Guangdong who thought they were very talented. One was Li, and they traveled together and enjoyed the scenery all the way, which made them feel very uncomfortable. I was tired and thirsty after swimming for a long time.

Seeing a 70-year-old monk enjoying the cool in the shade in front of him, he put a gourd beside him to beg for water. The old monk looked at the two men and said that they had water, but they had to be right to drink it. The two scholars readily agreed and introduced themselves as Li and Song.

Hearing this, the old monk embedded their surnames in couplets and said that Mr. Li Songer was a wooden foot. The two scholars laughed at themselves after listening to the couplets, but they didn't say it right for a long time. Not only did they have no water to drink, but they got bored and left.