1. Canteen Song: "Chrysanthemum Terrace" version:
Your hands are trembling weakly, and the few pieces of meat fall into human hands.
The queue was too long and squeezed into two lines. Who was at the end of the queue showing cold despair.
I stood close to the window where I swiped my meal card. The remaining dishes were blown cold by the wind. I dreamed in the kitchen and turned into a wisp of incense, drifting to the playground outside the window...
2. English word "Because of Love" version:
Because the words cannot be easily memorized, English is still like a junior high school student;
Because of the vocabulary, it is basically difficult to memorize it. When I was growing up, I could forget everything after drinking two bottles of beer;
Because words were always forgotten after memorizing them. I once suspected that what I had in my mind was soy milk;
Because words, In that place, even if you memorize it crazily and crazy, you will still forget it after reciting it.
3. Roommate "Friends" version:
Roommate, roommate
Have you ever thought of me
Last time you owed My money
Please give it back to me
Roommate, roommate
Have you ever remembered me
If you don’t Give me back the money
Please tell me
Roommate, roommate
Have you ever thought of me
If you still remember< /p>
We played Landlord last night
You lost to me and you didn’t pay me!
4. Roommate's version of "Farewell My Concubine":
No one can fall asleep when you carry boiling water in the middle of the night
Looking at the sky in all directions makes you dizzy. Such a stinky question Whose stinky feet are these!
There are so many stinky feet in the world
I am only afraid of your pair
Who will know my heartache when I am sad
How many years have passed like this
Oh my God, I can’t stand it. You wash your feet and everyone runs away
As soon as you take off your socks, everyone faints
Oh my god, I can't stand it anymore. Your feet are going to be chopped off.
If we are roommates again in the next life, I will hang myself now!