There used to be a saying that "all evil comes first, and filial piety comes first".
This is an old proverb.
We in China are the most filial and respectful.
The virtues of the Chinese nation.
Children should be more filial to their elders. Life is unfilial, death is unfilial.
B, what's the use?
People die like lights, put out weathered meat into mud, and die. No matter how big the funeral is, what's the use? No matter how ostentatious, it is also false filial piety.
B: Yes.
In past funerals, A paid too much attention to superstition.
B tell me about it.
One is like a big funeral, chanting Buddhist scriptures, the dutiful son wearing hemp Dai Xiao, and the deceased has to lay gold and silver, and build a ridge shed in the yard. The shed can't be empty.
B what's in it?
"Water dew" should be hung in the shed.
B "water dew"
There are twenty-four pictures on A, each of which is more than one person's height. There are ten halls painted: Yan Jun, Judge, GREAT GHOST, Kid, Cowhead, Horse Face, Black Impermanence and White Impermanence.
Oh, we are in the underworld!
And those who pound, grind, put into the oil pan, take fire pipes, saw their arms and legs, cut their tongues and gouge out their eyes, and turn mules into horses, ropes, mosquitoes and bugs.
B: Hey!
A: Each picture has its own words.
Hey, what's with the fire hose and frying pan?
When this man was alive, he took bribes and perverted the law. When he died, he went to the underworld and told him to take the chimney and put it in the oil pan.
B Yes, it's called culpable of punishment. The one who sawed his arms and legs?
A is speculation.
B cut your tongue and dig your eyes?
Jiameng people lie.
B into mules and horses?
A is not filial to his parents.
B became a mosquito and a pale rope?
A You said cross talk.
B ah ... is that possible?
This is a joke. The main purpose of these paintings is to make people accumulate virtue and do good deeds, and to fast and read Buddha.
B teach people to do good deeds.
A did a good deed. After death, you can walk the Golden Bridge and cross the Silver Bridge, and the soul can reach the world of music. Did you hear that, Elysium?
B: That's right.
Elysium is good, but no one wants to go.
You can't come back.
A funeral, chanting, monks and nuns, please pay attention to the 49th day of July 77. ...
B is a monk, an old man, a nun and a Lama.
Jiasi's four sheds are read in turn to turn over the undead.
B let the soul of the deceased ascend to heaven as soon as possible.
One will ascend to heaven as soon as possible? I can't get promoted either. Oh, my God.
B what?
A dead soul doesn't know which way to go. When we were together, the dutiful son knelt on the ground. The old man walked to the altar with a crane. As soon as he raised his hand, he lifted the "banner" and opened his mouth to read it.
B how to pronounce it?
"Please call! Dead souls, rushing to the east, boundless Buddha! " This is the so-called death of the East.
B the east is good, that's Penglai wonderland.
Hearing this, A's ghost is about to go east. Just listen to the monk. "Dead souls, run to the western world!"
B then go west.
A was about to go west when the nun read, "Dead souls, run to the south!" " "
There are Guanyin tuas in the South China Sea, and the location can't be wrong.
A ran south, and the Lama read again, "Where is Momo? Hey, the dead go straight to the northern world! " "
B went north again.
First, east, west, north and south, who do you listen to? Thinking about the dead, simply, I will worship the four sides.
Wow! Pure superstition.
What do you think are the advantages of this kind of funeral? It used to be done by rich and powerful people.
B has two bad money to muddle along.
The average family can't afford four tents: monks, Taoists, Nirvana and Fanfan.
B is right. Hey, so people don't chant Buddhist scripture at funerals?
A Some families also read and invite classics, but they invite "master classics".
What do you mean by "master"?
It is not a real monk who reads this sutra.
What monk?
An amateur monk!
B amateur monk?
A: Well, our bank has everything, such as selling goldfish and flowerpots. Selling vermicelli, selling pears; Repair umbrellas and weave summer sleeping mats; Sugar blower, pedal tricycle!
B hey! They are all small businesses.
Master of five elements and eight skills. If someone catches up with the funeral, they will even come to buy and sell. If they have jobs, they should go to chanting.
B what if I can't find a job of chanting?
A Then we should do something.
B Oh, a group of fans. Hey, can they recite scriptures?
A can't say that I will watch it all the time. Anyway, most of them just fill in the blanks and hum
B oh, just to eat and drink, mix two dollars.
A: Yes, but things like sheng, pipe, flute, cymbal, cymbal, cymbal and drum can still be answered.
B Oh, you can't miss the instrument.
If someone dies and there is a funeral, please take these people to study for a few days. It's not good, but it's definitely lively.
B Yes, let's hum together, can we not be busy?
When chanting, these people all put on robes and sat on the altar with instruments in their hands. There are stuffy lamps, five offerings, incense burners, wax strings and small steamed buns on the altar. Among them, this master is the leader and is called "Big Hat". Robe covered with cassock, wearing five playing cards on his head. ...
Wow! It's called "Five Buddha Crowns".
A: Yes, five Buddha crowns. Close your eyes and put your hands together. It's called interrogation. The dutiful son knelt on the ground. The two big hats in the middle picked up the soul bell in their hands and were shocked ... when they shook it, it was about to start.
B is going to study soon.
A shock ... "Calling for the dead soul." Wow, I'm stunned ... "Big head ghost, small head ghost, you fool, eat food, don't bully the dead-oh!"
B I will sing.
Party A and Party B (learn to sing chanting tunes, the same below) "The first day I came to the gate of hell-"
B "gnome male-",I am Buddha and I am Mo. "
Where are the motorcycles of Party A and Party B? Uh huh, hey! "
A "dead soul, two tears won't help!"
Party A and Party B "Don't do it in tears! Hey! "
A "The next day, I came to the evil dog village!"
Party A and Party B "came to the evil dog village! Hey hey! "
I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!
Where are the motorcycles of Party A and Party B? Hey! "
A: "Wow, many vicious dogs are really scary!"
Both parties are really scary! Hey hey! "
I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!
Party A and Party B "door door"? Uh huh! Hey! "
A "I came to Wangxiangtai on the third day!"
Party A and Party B "came to Wangxiangtai and never came back, hey!"
I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!
Party A and Party B "door door"? Uh huh! Hey! "
A "If you want to come back again, you can't come back!"
What a fresh B!
Party A and Party B "Hey, hey, hey!"
I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!
This is nonsense!
A it's not all nonsense. If you listen to those instruments being struck again, you will be more angry.
What's the matter?
The sound made by instrument A is full of words, and everyone is scrambling to "eat".
Is it?
If you don't believe me, listen. A big cymbal sounded: "There is a stuck edge, stuck edge …" Did you hear it?
What does b mean?
Answer: "Eat you today, eat him tomorrow, and I don't know who to eat later!" "
B hasn't scored yet?
Listen to that flute again.
B what's that noise?
"Wait a minute, wait a minute; Wait a minute, wait a minute! "
B Well, I'm afraid I'll leave him behind, so I'll wait.
Xiao Yunluo is beside: "Cold, cold, cold!" "
B cold?
A: At this time, the drums sounded.
What does drum b say?
A "Teng Teng! Tengteng! " Hey, did he agree? !
B Yes, let's hum together, can we not be busy?
When chanting, these people all put on robes and sat on the altar with instruments in their hands. There are stuffy lamps, five offerings, incense burners, wax strings and small steamed buns on the altar. Among them, this master is the leader and is called "Big Hat". Robe covered with cassock, wearing five playing cards on his head. ...
Wow! It's called "Five Buddha Crowns".
A: Yes, five Buddha crowns. Close your eyes and put your hands together. It's called interrogation. The dutiful son knelt on the ground. The two big hats in the middle picked up the soul bell in their hands and were shocked ... when they shook it, it was about to start.
B is going to study soon.
A shock ... "Calling for the dead soul." Wow, I'm stunned ... "Big head ghost, small head ghost, you fool, eat food, don't bully the dead-oh!"
B I will sing.
Party A and Party B (learn to sing chanting tunes, the same below) "The first day I came to the gate of hell-"
B "gnome male-",I am Buddha and I am Mo. "
Where are the motorcycles of Party A and Party B? Uh huh, hey! "
A "dead soul, two tears won't help!"
Party A and Party B "Don't do it in tears! Hey! "
A "The next day, I came to the evil dog village!"
Party A and Party B "came to the evil dog village! Hey hey! "
I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!
Where are the motorcycles of Party A and Party B? Hey! "
A: "Wow, many vicious dogs are really scary!"
Both parties are really scary! Hey hey! "
I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!
Party A and Party B "door door"? Uh huh! Hey! "
A "I came to Wangxiangtai on the third day!"
Party A and Party B "came to Wangxiangtai and never came back, hey!"
I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!
Party A and Party B "door door"? Uh huh! Hey! "
A "If you want to come back again, you can't come back!"
What a fresh B!
Party A and Party B "Hey, hey, hey!"
I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!
This is nonsense!
A it's not all nonsense. If you listen to those instruments being struck again, you will be more angry.
What's the matter?
The sound made by instrument A is full of words, and everyone is scrambling to "eat".
Is it?
If you don't believe me, listen. A big cymbal sounded: "There is a stuck edge, stuck edge …" Did you hear it?
What does b mean?
Answer: "Eat you today, eat him tomorrow, and I don't know who to eat later!" "
B hasn't scored yet?
Listen to that flute again.
B what's that noise?
"Wait a minute, wait a minute; Wait a minute, wait a minute! "
B Well, I'm afraid I'll leave him behind, so I'll wait.
Xiao Yunluo is beside: "Cold, cold, cold!" "
B cold?
A: At this time, the drums sounded.
What does drum b say?
A "Teng Teng! Tengteng! " Hey, did he agree? !
Wow!