(new edition)
With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai opened the window.
When you see the EX light, your teeth lose their light.
(old version)
The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. There are two pairs of shoes on the ground.
You are one of the dog men and women in bed.
(optical version)
Bright moonlight in front of the window
There are two lamps on the bed.
Light to light
Give birth to a little light
(urine version)
The foot of my bed is shining brightly, and Li Bai is eating soup. He drinks all day and wets his pants.
Such bright light shone on the foot of my bed that Li Bai opened the window.
Look up at the sky, bow down and smash the cylinder.
The money in front of the bed is very light, which makes me flustered.
Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and my name was Degang Guo.
My little sister is in bed, and my brother is just sitting on the ground.
It's hopeless to hold your head down and cry.
Li Bai cried before the bed, suspecting that it was a cow.
Raise your head, scratch your back, lower your head and stick out your tongue.
The main idea of an ancient poem: A beautiful girl named Yue Ming has taken off her clothes before her bed, and her skin is as white as frost on the ground. Li Bai looked up at the naked moon and looked down at his wife in his hometown.
Student Appreciation reflects the loneliness of the great poet Li Bai as a normal person. Being alone in other places, I can't help being tempted by Miss Ji Xiang, jade bone and Wen Xiang Nephrite, and I feel guilty about my whoring behavior and my wife's remorse.
A gift for Wang Lun.
(Laughing version)
Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he heard the river calling for help.
Jump up with a plop and pick it up. It's Wang Lun.
(disgusting version)
Li Bai took a shit by boat and suddenly remembered that he didn't bring any paper.
Thousands of feet in Peach Blossom Pond is not as good as giving paper to Wang Lun.
Li Bai didn't pay for the boat,
Fortunately, I will go to Tai Chi Chuan.
Knock him off the boat with one punch,
See if he gives money.
Li Bai will want to travel by boat,
Suddenly a dog came.
Bite Li Bai,
Li Bai was very angry. He bit the dog.
Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,
The boatman set sail.
Peach blossoms are cold and deep in thousands of feet.
Regret not giving money.
A note for the absent.
When I asked your students under the pine tree,
The speaker took a shit.
Forgot to bring toilet paper,
Maybe use your finger.
Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river.
Jinlian is very common at home, but it has been heard several times in Yanggucheng. It's when you're hungry that you queue up to pay.
Baidi City was released in advance.
Say goodbye to Bai Di,
Xiao Bing came to the Yellow River.
Remembering being licked by a dog yesterday,
Jump into the sky from the Yellow River. Dawn of spring
In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.
I don't know how many people will die if I get dichlorvos.
No bathing in spring sleep, mosquito bites everywhere,
Clap at night, I don't know how many people died.
No bath in spring sleep, flies everywhere.
Mosquitoes ring at night, and girls become sisters-in-law.
In the spring morning, I woke up easily.
Smell crows everywhere.
Groaning at night,
I wonder how many flowers have been broken.
Hibernation I don't know, how many files were destroyed by the virus kabanuo and the panda burning incense night?
Look at Lushan Waterfall
The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.
My mouth is watering, Qianzu. Touch your pocket. No money.
The incense burner in Rizhao emits black smoke, and Li Bai comes to the bathroom.
When Xiao Li flew the knife, XX fell into the bathroom.
Rizhao incense burner produces yellow smoke,
Look at the beautiful scenery in front of you.
Superman, a thousand miles, three thousands of feet,
Suspect that the galaxy fell to the earth.
When the incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, Li Bai came to the mortuary, with his head facing the ground and laughing to the west.
There is no smoke in Rizhao dormitory. Look at the bathroom opposite.
The screams spread three times. Thousands of feet suspect that it is a beautiful woman pinching a fierce man.
Purple smoke rises from the sunshine incense burner,
Look at the toilet.
Fly down three layers of shit,
What if you don't take off your pants?
mow
The farmers are weeding at noon.
Water drops and soil under the grass
Unconsciously,
Overwhelming countless crops
When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil.
Li Bai dug sweet potatoes and fried them into 250 pieces.
Goose song
Goose, goose, goose
Sing happily
Who doesn't touch it for nothing?
Wave after wave
Cat, cat, cat, burn incense to the sky. Close your eyes and pray that tomorrow will be better.
The urban management went by royal car, and there is no concrete floor here.
The royal car is gone forever, and small advertisements are scattered with the wind.
When I was in Tomb-Sweeping Day, the rain watched porn one after another. I want to ask the beautiful woman where there is a shepherd boy pointing at the widow's village.
Liangzhou song
Urgency, no bathroom, peeing pants, it's ugly.
In winter, why do you complain that the north wind blows cold crotch?