01. You must always be grateful to all living beings who have given you adversity.
02. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.
03. Forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then keep calling me and scolding me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I grow old!
04. Not only do I have a car, I also drive my own car.
05. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world just to be tortured by me.
06. I wore a cotton-padded jacket because it was cold; I held an umbrella because it was raining; I sent you a text message because I was wrong. Can you forgive me?
07. Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live a life like the erhu.
08. A Dutch travel agency published an advertisement: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long."
09. Celebrities can become more famous if they take off a little more. , I took off all my clothes but was arrested!
10. People who are not blessed enough will often hear right and wrong; people who are blessed enough will never hear right and wrong.
11. This wind is so obscene, it kissed me all over my mouth.
12. Young people should replace us old people. Youth should carry our flag to the end of victory.
13. Don’t compare or be jealous. As long as we do our best, shine brightly, and have a clear conscience, even though there is still room for improvement in our situation and we have the confidence to improve it, we will feel content. Learn to be humorous and laugh at yourself.
14. Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking.
15. Human desire is like a kite. It must be flown but also controlled.
16. If a man and a woman are fighting to pay the bill, they cannot be a couple.
17. Flowers don’t always bloom, and youth doesn’t always last. Fall in love while you are still young.
18. New book advertisement: The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel.
19. Trust is like a delicate snowflake, never play with it with your hands.
20. It’s not my fault that I eat secretly, it’s the loneliness of my mouth.
21. I don’t know how long the shooting stars can fly, whether it’s worth pursuing; I don’t know how long the cherry blossoms can bloom, whether it’s worth the wait; but I know that our feelings can be as beautiful as fireworks, like stars. It is so eternal and worth keeping in my life.
22. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem cannot be saved.
23. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class again will be punished by making her stand on her head.
24. If you look like a bun, don’t blame the dog for following you.
25. Half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.
26. The reason why I am noble is because you are kneeling below.
27. Bajie asked Wukong to introduce his girlfriend. Wukong said: If God can give you another chance, you will say three words to that girl. Bajie: I love to eat!
28. If you say good night to me, I will visit your parents the next morning.
29. Friends support each other and tidy up each other’s baskets.
30. Boss: Friends are meant to be used, brothers are meant to be betrayed, and that’s how I became the boss.
31. Format yourself just to delete you.
32. I don’t want to know that you are sick, so don’t make it so obvious.
33. Every time I try to cram the Buddha, the Buddha always gives me a kick.
34. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.
35. On Qingming Festival, buy flowers to commemorate the dead love.
36. I have passed by a person countless times. My clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.
37. Don’t argue with a fool, otherwise others will not be able to figure out who the fool is.
38. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.
39. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
40. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.
41. The person riding the white horse may not be the prince, he may be Tang Monk.
42. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.
43. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.
44. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.
45. There is no such thing as decency in women, decency is because they are not tempted enough. Men don't care about loyalty. They are loyal because the stakes for betrayal are too low.
46. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.
47. Don’t stay up late often, you know? I can’t afford to raise a national treasure.
48. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.
49. The minimum goal of college students: farmers (farmer women), mountain springs, and some fields.
50. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
51. Don’t be obsessed with your brother, your sister-in-law will beat you up.
52. The mood of going to work is heavier than visiting the grave.
53. Don’t say I’m arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with animals!
54. It is said that women are like clothes, and sisters are brands that you cannot afford.
55. Brother, don’t be lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.
56. My sister never speaks human words. What she always talks about is mythology.
57. The good and the worst. History is created, and mediocre people multiply the race.
58. Only mother is good in the world, and father is also good.
59. When you don’t take it seriously, everything will get better.
60. Before I had a chance to touch the flowers, I was plucked out.
61. You are my Youlemei, so I can throw you away after I finish drinking.
62. Tall buildings rise from the ground, and glory can only depend on oneself.
63. I just wanted to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall.
64. Sorry, the user you dialed is married.
You who were born in the 65 and 90s have the heart of the 80s and the face of the 70s.
66. I am L’Oréal Paris, you deserve it!
67. A lion will not look back just because a dog barks.
68. You do art, and I do you. This is called in-depth art.
69. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am invisible and you are online, and when you are online but I am invisible.
70. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy!
71. I am crazy and you are stupid. We have become a family in a daze. Come home quickly after get off work and say you love me again!
72. Walk your own way in someone else’s shoes, and let others find your shoes!
73. If you get off the chariot and make chopsticks, you won’t be alone!
74. When you know the confusion, you are not pitiful. When you don’t know the confusion, you are the most pitiful.
75. All harmony and balance, health and fitness, success and happiness are produced and caused by the upward psychology of optimism and hope.
76. Practice one breath of practice inside and one breath of fart practice outside.
77. A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How many of them are true?
78. Living is to make a leap in the chaos.
79. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really didn't mean to hurt you, and I really want to make peace with you. Please forgive me.
80. Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me!
81. Maintain an optimistic attitude. Don’t pay too much attention to the ups and downs, joys and sorrows in life, and don’t be too demanding, let alone blame others. Because there are so few things in the world that everyone pays attention to.
82. The more people I know, the more I like animals.
83. Give me a pair of chopsticks. I could eat the entire planet.
84. Nowadays, there are many blond, blue-eyed and pretty aristocratic daughters from across the ocean, crying and clamoring to get Chinese green cards, risking their lives to fall into the arms of unmarried men in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.
85. Being mean is also an art. Let us improve this art together!
86. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.
87. Mathematics makes me very tired, and physics makes me wrong again and again. Studying really made me haggard, and I was about to have a mental breakdown. Only by surfing the Internet will I not fall behind!
88. The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. Why do you learn?
89. I haven’t seen you for a while, but I really miss you! How are you over there? Did the tiger bully you? Do lions scare you? Have tourists thrown anything at you? Are you used to holding your phone with two little hooves and reading text messages?
90. Marble brand insoles are shameless for your feet.
91. Cherish life - if God lets you live, then he must have his arrangements.
92. Going to school is really hard, so it’s better to play on the computer at home.
93. If you choose to look up at others at 45°, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135°.
94. Some things, in an instant, have already deteriorated
95. Please do not harass, I am harassing others.
96. It is said that women are made of water, but water pollution is so serious recently.
97. People inside the wall want to come out, and people outside the wall want to get in. I stand on the wall and look around.
98. Donor, put down your butcher knife, decide to become a Buddha, and shave your head.
99. You can only convince other people’s ears with your mouth, but you can conquer other people’s hearts with actions.
100. Living in the coldest water, trying not to drown.