Funny poem recitation draft

To the Oak Tree (Northeastern Dialect Version)

If I care about you--

I will never make an eight-curved morning glory

Borrowing your fork to seduce myself:

If I care about you--

I will never imitate the stupid chirping bird,

In the shadow of the tree Karma hummed a song for a while

It didn’t look like a blistering child,

It didn’t look like Ding Piao pulled out the cold ones;

It didn’t look like them either. The sharp point of the mountain increases your personality and shows off your bear-like appearance.

And the sun.

And rain.

If you still don’t understand what this means!

I will be like a tree in front of you,

I will never let go of that trouble with you.

The roots, the thieves are digging hard into the ground,

The leaves are struggling to reach the clouds.

A sudden gust of wind blew

Look at me and I look at you when we are talking about each other

Others don’t know what we are talking about.

The branches of your tree are so hard

They are also very sharp

I am like a red flower, < /p>

Let’s put aside the frustration

It’s like a burning flame

Let’s put aside the cold

Also watch Jing'er with an old nose

We are not close to each other even when we are old.

But we have a very good relationship.

We are like a solid couple.< /p>

You are quite interesting

Not only do I admire your silly, big, black and thick figure

I also admire your fierce eyes

Just standing there, dumbfounded.