The funniest folk story: poor son-in-law
In ancient times, there was a rich gentleman who had two daughters. The eldest daughter married the rich son of a rich gentleman. The second daughter married a poor man.
This year, Mr. Fu celebrated his 60th birthday. The two sons-in-law congratulated each other.
The eldest son-in-law brought gold, silver and jewels as a birthday present; The second son-in-law's family was poor, so she only asked the village teacher to write a birthday couplet. When my father-in-law met him, he was very enthusiastic about his eldest son-in-law and very cold to his second son-in-law.
When drinking tea, my father-in-law pointed to a large plate of fried leeks and asked with a smile:
? Why do you think the leaves of this leek are so wide?
The eldest son-in-law replied:? This is because Zhang Yue's family is hardworking and has a lot of feces! ?
The second son-in-law said slowly, there are many reasons. ?
The father-in-law said angrily:? You are a doll. Obviously, you have a lot of shit on it. Why do you say it is a variety of reasons?
The second son-in-law pointed to the door with chopsticks and said, Look at Ma Lian by the roadside. No one watered it and no one fertilized it. Aren't the leaves wider than leeks?
The father-in-law and the eldest son-in-law did not answer at the moment. Just then the waiter brought a plate of roast goose, and the father-in-law pointed to the goose and asked, doll, why do you think the goose is so loud?
The eldest son-in-law replied:? This is because Zhang Yue's family is rich and has plenty of food. The geese eat well and their necks are very long! ?
The father-in-law smiled proudly and asked the second son-in-law: What do you think is the reason?
The second son-in-law said without thinking, there are many reasons. ?
The father-in-law said grumpily:? Obviously, my family is rich and has a lot of food. The neck of the goose is too high. Why is it because of various reasons?
The second son-in-law cocked his head and said, Isn't a croak with no one to feed him and no neck louder than a goose?
This time, the father-in-law and the eldest son-in-law had nothing to say, so they had to persuade relatives and friends to eat vegetables.
When the banquet was about to break up, my father-in-law stroked his long eyebrows and beard and asked his eldest son-in-law cheerfully, honey, look at my long eyebrows. What is the reason? The eldest son-in-law and the guests who came to congratulate flatter and say, this is because your old man is blessed and has a long life! ?
The rich man smiled happily. Suddenly he saw his second son-in-law sitting quietly and asked angrily. People say that my eyebrows are long because I have endless blessings and longevity. What did you say?/Sorry?
The second son-in-law stood up and said, my father-in-law may have forgotten that grasshoppers' eyebrows are much longer than yours, but they can only live for one autumn! ?
The funniest folk story: clay dolls
Once upon a time, there was a private school teacher with a clay doll on his desk. Every time after class, the teacher goes out to smoke a pack of cigarettes and lets the students watch their writing homework in the classroom. When he left, he would say to the clay doll:? Watch carefully, which naughty boy is fooling around in class, and I'll come back and ask you. ?
As soon as the teacher left, the students naturally lost their restraint, and some naughty ones began to laugh and play.
After the teacher comes back, check his homework first. After reading it, I have a bottom in my heart I looked down and solemnly asked the clay doll who was dishonest today. Then, stick your ear to the mouth of the clay doll and look at the students while nodding. After all, the child is still young, and when the troubled child is flustered, his face will show it. At this time, the teacher will straighten up, nod and say, Ah, I see. Wang Hu and Zhang Wang are the worst troublemakers. So the teacher called them to the front, no more, no less, and everyone clapped three times.
On this day, the teacher went out to smoke another bag of cigarettes. Have you thought of the clay doll? Inform? When several Pidawang got angry, they encouraged Li Chuang to smash the clay doll and promised that as long as he smashed the clay doll, they would treat him to a sumptuous meal.
Li Chuang thought for a moment and said? All right, keep your word! ? Say that finish, put the clay doll on the ground, picked up the teacher's board and smashed it three times.
When the teacher came back, he found that the clay doll was broken and asked: How did this clay doll break?
Li Chuang said? Teacher, I broke it. ? The teacher was stupefied and asked: Why did you break it?
Li Chuang said confidently:? Because it speaks ill of the teacher. ?
The teacher asked angrily: Nonsense, how can a clay doll talk?
Li Chuang waited for the teacher's words and immediately asked? Clay dolls can't talk. Why do you have to ask every time you come back?
The most interesting folk story: the ghost with thorns
During the period of Xuan Tong in Qing Dynasty, there was a man named Li Degui, who was a picky ghost.
On this day, a restaurant opened in the east of the town. What's its specialty? Pork belly noodles? . In order to attract diners, the shopkeeper put up a publicity sign: noodles are enough, and pork belly must be five layers.
Just as the diners feasted their eyes, Li Degui also entered the store. Seeing Li Degui coming to dinner, many kind diners advised the owner to be careful. Li Degui was very picky and sued many people to the government.
The shopkeeper smiled and nodded, and went to entertain Li Degui himself.
After meeting the shopkeeper, Li Degui asked: I heard that the meat in your shop is five floors. What if it's not five stories?
The shopkeeper said word for word: if it is not five floors, I will not only save you money for meals, but also pay you twelve taels of silver! ?
? Well, have a bowl of pork belly noodles! ?
Later, Xiao Er brought the pasta. Li Degui picked up chopsticks and carefully picked up the meat. He couldn't help laughing. There are only four layers of meat in the bowl: two layers of fat and two layers of thin.
Li degui called the shopkeeper, turned a few pieces of meat with chopsticks and said, please accept twelve taels of silver! ?
The shopkeeper shook his head. The meat in my shop has five layers for every diners. Why is there only one layer missing from yours?
After the shopkeeper said this, other diners took a look at the meat in the bowl, and it was indeed five floors. Then they came to see the meat in Li Degui's bowl, which was really only four layers.
The shopkeeper said:? Anyway, my meat is like this. If it's a big deal, you can sue me in the government! ?
Li degui had already made this preparation, and he sneered, then I'll see you at the yamen! ? At present, Li Degui took the bowl of noodles and took the shopkeeper to the county government. Some idle diners naturally followed.
When I arrived at the county government, the magistrate listened to Li Degui's story, looked at the layers of meat in the bowl and asked the shopkeeper: Is it true what he said? The shopkeeper nodded his head.
? Since it is true, why not break your promise and pay twelve taels of silver? The county magistrate asked again.
The shopkeeper didn't panic, smiled and calmly said to the county magistrate: Please count the layers of meat in that bowl again. In fact, it is indeed five layers, two fat and two thin, and there are layers of skin. Isn't the skin a layer? If the skin is not a layer, then everyone will become a faceless person with no face! ?
After hearing what the shopkeeper said, the diners who followed him could not help but suddenly realize that the shopkeeper was deliberately teasing Li Degui and suddenly gave a burst of laughter.
Amid the laughter of all, Li Degui had to walk out of the yamen despondently.
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