Cui: Dear friends, Happy Spring Festival. You are watching our special program of Honesty Spring Festival. The special feature of this program is that two special guests are invited. They come from the northeast countryside. A couple who have gone through many vicissitudes. Farmer couple, now let's welcome two guests with applause.
(Zhao and Song help each other on the stage. [Music] Xiao Cui reached out and stepped forward. )
Cui: Hello, Zuo.
(Shake hands with Zhao and Song respectively)
Cui: Happy Spring Festival.
(Cui takes Zhao's hand and comes to the sofa. )
Cui: Uncle, please sit down.
(Zhao and Song are standing, embarrassed to sit down)
Zhao and Song: Hey.
Cui: Ah, please sit down. Uncle He and Aunt He paused and looked at Zhao and Song strangely. At this time, Zhao and Song were very restrained and at a loss, and they didn't know where to put their hands. )
Cui: Ah, a little nervous. Ah, oh, uncle and aunt, is this your first visit to the TV studio?
Zhao: The first time.
Song: Yes.
Cui: I was a little nervous when I first came to this studio. Ah, you see, with so many cameras and so many viewers, you can relax after chatting for a while. Okay？ Introduce yourself first.
Zhao: How to introduce it?
(Zhao Hesong looks at Cui in surprise)
Song: Then I'll talk first. My name is Baiyun.
Zhao: My name is Heitu.
Song: I am 7 1.
Zhao: I am 75 years old.
Song: I am a chicken.
Zhao: I am a tiger.
Song: At this time, my husband.
Zhao: At this time, my mother.
(At some point, they all stood up, and Cui stood up at the last sentence. Looking at Zhao and Song, after Zhao finished speaking, Song looked at Zhao in surprise. )
Zhao: Oh, my wife. (giggles)
Song: I was thinking.
(Cui beckons them to sit down, while Zhao and Song sit opposite each other. )
Cui: Uncle and aunt, you are so nervous. Take it easy. I'm telling you, this talk show has a theme. He won't be nervous when we talk about this topic.
Zhao: Hey.
Cui: Today's topic is yesterday, today and tomorrow. I think we should change the rules. Uncle Lai, you go first.
Zhao: (serious expression, hands clasped) I prepared at home all night yesterday. I came here today and will go back tomorrow. Thank you.
Zhao; It's simple.
Cui: No.
Song: Ah.
Cui: Uncle, I didn't let you talk yesterday. I'll let you talk.
Song: The day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, we both received a notice from the village. Thank you.
Cui: Uncle and aunt. I said yesterday, today and tomorrow, not yesterday, today and tomorrow,
Zhao: The day after tomorrow?
(Cui's expression is slightly helpless, and Zhao and Song have been staring at Cui. )
Cui: Not the day after tomorrow.
Song: When was that?
Cui: Not one day. When I say this, I mean recalling the past, commenting on the present and looking forward to the future. (talking and gesturing) Hey, do you understand?
(Zhao suddenly realized and smiled, and Song looked at Zhao)
Zhao: That was the past, the present and the future.
Song: Not yesterday, not today, not tomorrow.
Zhao; Yes, you asked a question.
Song: Hey, I didn't ask that.
(Zhao giggles, Song laughs, and the two smile at each other. )
Cui: (Helpless) I also made a mistake. Ah, who said first?
Zhao: Let me tell you. Ah, I'm ready.
(Zhao bian says, taking out a red notebook from his coat pocket with his right hand)
Cui: (surprised) Ah, I'm ready.
(Zhao opens the notebook, Cui leans over to see, and Zhao nods while watching)
Zhao: The spring breeze of reform has been overwhelming, and the people of China have really lived up to expectations. Qi Xin has joined forces to cross the century, and a flood has not flooded the earth. Thank you.
Cui: (interested) This is a poem. (addressing the audience)
(Zhao and Song both laughed)
Song: It's my turn.
Cui: Ah, my aunt also prepared it.
Song: Yes, I said it standing.
(Song gets up and takes out his notebook. Cui got up at this moment and went around to the left of Song from behind the sofa. Song opened the notebook, and Zhao took Song's green notebook by hand. )
Zhao: Block your face. (Cui looks at Song curiously)
Song: The bugle of reform sounded, and the people of China were in high spirits. A knot in one's heart in the bay is quite annoying. The United States and Britain cooperate to bully people. Ah, thank you. (Bowing)
Zhao: Oh, why do you want to thank the bully for playing with you?
Song: Polite.
Cui: What is this? The whole game will know that. Hey, uncle and aunt, today is the Spring Festival. Let's not talk about those annoying things during the Spring Festival. Say something happy.
Zhao: Oh, I'll go home and tell her you can't do that. UN Annan can't handle the Gulf issue. Why play with you?
Song: Then tell me. ...
Cui: The uncle said that the situation is excellent.
(Zhao picks up the notebook and takes two steps forward)
Zhao: Dear leaders and comrades. ...
Cui: Do you want to make a report?
Zhao: (looking at Cui) Is that all right?
Cui: Hey, all right, go ahead.
Zhao: (pause) Hello, everyone. The 98-98 disaster, the bumper harvest of grain and the flood were driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment, and praise the leadership of the Party. (While speaking, Cui turns her back and listens attentively. ) especially the people's army, the world is hard to find. Foreign countries are in a mess and intrigue all day. The cabinet will step down today and the prime minister will leave the DPRK tomorrow. After the financial crisis, we must impeach the leaders. Throughout the world, the scenery here is unique! (After a big wave) Thank you. I didn't notice that I had just taken two steps forward. As soon as I sat down, I was empty and fell to the ground. Song took Zhao, and Cui turned and saw it, and quickly stepped forward to help. )
Cui: Uncle. Did you fall? Oh, get up. Did you fall?
Zhao: Hey, I took two steps forward and forgot. (Song beat Zhao with dirt, and Zhao turned to look at the sofa)
Song: Nothing. This is a success. (Zhao and Song make a V sign to each other)
Zhao: What a pity.
Song: No.
Cui: Uncle and aunt, how about this talk show? It's actually talking. Just chatting, just chatting. You are sitting on the kang in the northeast. So what you look like at home is what you look like here. Relax, ah.
Zhao: Hey, you relax. Look. ...
(All three laugh. Cui turned to look at the audience. Zhao took off his shoes and held them in his hand. Song sits cross-legged on the sofa)
Zhao: Don't say it early, say it early and understand it early.
Song: Put those shoes on.
Zhao: He told me to relax.
Song: Then relax. What are you doing? Relax your feet. Put your shoes on quickly. Smelly ... sweaty feet ...
Zhao: You can't relax your feet, can you?
Song: You are so rude.
Cui: Uncle and aunt, let me ask (Zhao wears shoes). You haven't seen our program, have you?
Zhao: By the way, aren't you surnamed Cui? Tell the truth.
Cui: Right.
Song: Cui Yongyuan?
Cui: Right.
Song; People in our village really like you.
Cui: Really?
Song: That's right. Everyone in our village praises you, saying that your host is very good. ...
Cui: Really?
Song: It's just that people are getting taller.
(Cui is angry and helpless)
Zhao: Why did you do this?
Song: To tell the truth.
Zhao: What are the facts? Sorry, hehe. She didn't mean that. My wife is serious. Oh, my God, everyone loves your show. The whole village likes it. That guy said that your host has characteristics, that you laugh like crying, (Cui is angry and helpless) Oh, that you cry like laughing.
Cui: Their village loves to brag too much.
Song: They also said that you ...
Cui: (angry) Stop it. Ah, stop.
Song: Ah, stop it?
Cui: Then tell me about your parents. What about me now? Let me ask the question in detail. When did you get married?
Zhao: Let's meet at 58.
Song: About winter.
Cui: He finally stopped reading poetry, and he changed to singing. Then who was chasing who when we were in love?
Zhao: Hehe.
Song: This matter, you say. Don't say that. (Zhao and Song are embarrassed. )
Cui: This is personal privacy.
Zhao: (laughs) Actually, Xiao Cui, you should have such an eye. Hehe, I used the present words at that time. The young man is more handsome Catch me
Song: Why don't you tell the truth? Why don't you show everyone your old face, which looks like a shoe scar, so that I can catch up with you?
Zhao: You said it was really unsightly. This is called shoe scar face, and this is the authentic pig kidney face.
Cui: Worse than a shoe scar.
Song: When I was young, I was definitely not bragging. Willow with crooked eyebrows and cherry mouth, everyone wants to see me. Wu Laoer next door shivered at the sight of me.
Zhao: Please, with cerebral thrombosis, everyone will tremble.
Cui: Uncle, uncle, that's not right. In fact, my aunts all look very energetic now.
Song: I can't do it now. Now my hair has turned white and there are many wrinkles. Two white front teeth were gloriously laid off last year.
Cui: I know this laid-off worker is still working here. (All three laugh) Hey, uncle and aunt, hey, I can ask one by one. Ask your aunt first. Ah. (walks up to Song)
Song: Yes.
Cui: Aunt, uncle, how did he chase you?
Song: Ah, you just approach me on your own initiative. If you have nothing to do, you talk to me, mow my lawn, or recite poems to me, and you always look for opportunities to flirt with me.
Cui: Give him a wink.
Zhao: Oh, nonsense. I remember I gave you a pen, a table and a big blame for your family. When did I make eyes at you? What the hell is Lear? (Looking at Cui)
Cui: zhou bo is the young man and woman. ......
Song: You don't know what eyes are? Why is there no culture here?
Zhao: What? (While speaking, Cui keeps looking at Zhao and Song)
Song: The eyes are spinach in autumn. (Zhao suddenly realized)
Cui: I heard it for the first time today. (Go back and sit on the sofa) Hey, uncle, it's not enough to send spinach. When people fall in love, they all make decent promises. Have you thought about it?
Zhao: Gnome male-"Gnome male-",this has some history. Tell me about it.
Cui: Aunt said that.
Song: I just want to give him a sweater before the date. When I am poor, I have no money to buy it, just to herd sheep for the production team. When I found that the sheep lost its hair, I washed it and went home to spin wool at night.
During the day, I brush my wool while knitting and herding sheep. As a result, I saw that there were two sleeves left and the production team found them. ...
Cui: Oh, no.
Song: Not only did you confiscate the sweater, but you also held a criticism meeting to criticize me. Is there no charge before that?
Cui: Dig the corner of socialism.
Song: The fee they gave me was called socialist wool.
Cui: That's a big crime.
Zhao; Oh, she's so sincere. You said that 50 pigs were released, and you only gave 1 head of wool. The whole pig is like Ge You. Who's to say?
Cui: I heard that this engagement didn't come true. Then you have to get married with a decent bride price, right?
Song: I'm not afraid of jokes when I say it. His family is poor, so it doesn't matter whether I play or not.
Zhao: Don't talk nonsense. At that time, there was also a household appliance.
Cui: What about household appliances?
Zhao: A flashlight.
Cui: Alas, there is no decent bride price, but look at the ups and downs of uncles and aunts for so many years, and their lives are not bad. I think this kind of power, as always, is worthy of our young people to learn and is an example for us to learn. (thumbs up)
Zhao: Hehe, don't be like us. Our relationship is in crisis.
Cui: Ah, before?
Zhao: Now, reform and opening up.
Cui: What's the matter?
Zhao: When we make a fortune, the two of us will build a two-story building. When the building was finished and there were more houses, suddenly they asked me to separate. Some people say that sleeping in a room delayed her learning a foreign language, and when she finished learning it, she said that the emotional thing is that distance produces beauty. As a result, when I went upstairs, the distance widened and the beauty disappeared. You don't call me for dinner every day, and you speak a foreign language on the phone. Hello, dinner is ready. Come to the station.
Song: Why don't you tell the truth? Why should I share this house with you?
Zhao: You are so narrow-minded.
Song: All day long, you don't even look at me. You put it in front of the TV every day, waiting to see Ni Ping. I won't tell you to forget it.
Zhao: What are you talking about? Didn't Zhao Zhongxiang look straight when he came out?
Song: What happened to Zhao Zhongxiang? Zhao Zhongxiang is my idol.
Zhao: Then Ni Ping is my dream girl. Do whatever you like.
(Song gets up and leaves, Cui follows)
Cui: Uncle, what you said is wrong.
Song: No more filming.
Cui: No.
Song: I am not a person. What does this mean?
Cui: Not a few words, ah.
Zhao: Is it wrong?
Song: Cui, this wheel is pinched. Don't play it.
Cui: This wheel is pinched. Stop broadcasting. (beckoning them back to their seats)
Song: I have no culture.
Cui: Come on, after all these years, I don't think it's worth just watching TV.
Zhao: Yes, why? And then it got worse. This guy invited all members of our family, men, women and children, to a meeting to impeach me.
Cui: This is a big event.
Zhao: Later, after the whole family raised their hands and voted unanimously, everyone agreed with me.
Cui; You are right.
Zhao: Apologize to others.
Cui: I must ask my aunt to talk about the apology.
Song: One night, he knocked on my door and stood in front of it like a stake, insisting on reading me poems.
Ah, Baiyun and Black Soil apologize to you. When I come to your door, please open your eyes and see how pathetic I am. Can you and I repeat yesterday's story today, and can I still board this old boat ticket?
Cui: Uncle, what happened later?
Zhao: The sound of the waves remains the same.
Cui: Our program is coming to an end. As a rule, every guest will sum up in one sentence.
Song: Just one sentence?
Cui: Yes, in a word.
Song: From the heart?
Cui: Right.
Song: I really want to see Zhao Zhongxiang.
Zhao: Forget it. Let's not get down to business There is no shame in losing it.
Cui: Tell me, Uncle.
Zhao: Why don't you get down to business? Ah, who got the train ticket before coming?
Cui: Ah, thanks to the audience at the scene and in front of the TV. Let's be honest. See you next time.