What are some ancient poems that are both funny and deceptive?

The most funny and deceptive ancient poems are:

1. The Rizhao incense burner emits purple smoke, Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant, his saliva is 3,000 feet long, and he has no money in his pocket.

2. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot of two pots. ?

3. Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain. Turtles crawling along the East Village river. ?

4. The sun sets and the heartbroken man is brushing his teeth.

5. The spring calls and dawn is heard, and mosquito bites are everywhere.

6. Wherever there is no grass in the world, you can hear the singing of birds everywhere.

7. When Guan Gong and Qin Qiong meet, why should they have known each other before?

8. Whoever has never died in life since ancient times would be better off hanging on the southeastern branch.

9. Li Bai refused to pay for the boat ride, so the boatman kicked him off the boat.

10. I persuaded God to shake himself up, and God shook off one of his hands.