(1)
"Mom, Mom," the little monster asked, "when will I grow up?"
The monster's mother is cooking Asked kindly: "Why do you want to grow up? Isn't it good to be a good baby to your mother?"
"When I grow up, I can be beaten by Ultraman." The little monster looked full of longing.
(2)
"Mom, Mom." The little monster ran into the house excitedly, "I passed the exam..."
The monster's mother, who was cooking, came out wearing an apron and said, "What did you pass, son."
The little monster's face was filled with happiness: "I passed the exam for 'stuntman', and it's great. "
"You are amazing, son." The monster's mother said, "But what does a stuntman do? Substitute, mom, every monster you see beaten by Ultraman on TV from now on will be me."
(3)
"Oh, son, What are you doing?!" The monster's mother, who was shopping for groceries, saw the little monster hanging upside down from the door frame with its tail tied to a rope.
She quickly put down the vegetable basket and ran over to support the little monster: "Don't you feel pain?"
"It doesn't hurt." The little monster gritted his teeth and his face turned purple: "Today During the filming, Ultraman complained that my tail was too short and it was difficult for him to pull and throw me hard. I planned to stretch it out a little longer."
(4)
The little monster came home whimpering.
The monster's mother came out and saw her son had panda eyes and his nose was bleeding. "Who bullied you? Let's go. I'll find his parents."
The little monster shook his head and Zhang There was half a salted egg in each of the two hands that were clenched tightly.
"Mom, Ultraman took this off and handed it to me when he was taking off his makeup, and asked me to put it on my eyes." The little monster wiped his tears on his mother's apron, "I was so moved that I cried all the way."
(5)
The monster's mother complained: "The coat I just put on is made of mud and dirt."
The little monster While taking off his clothes, he replied: "I'm taking pictures with Ultraman today."
"Really?" Monster's mother picked up the clothes and threw them into the basin, "Don't you have to dress neatly when taking pictures? ?”
“A group of fans wanted to take some unique photos with Ultraman, so they called me over and let Ultraman step on me,” the little monster smiled apologetically, “So the clothes It’s stained. I’m sorry, mom. But the photo is very beautiful, and Ultraman is so proud that they promised to send me one.”
(6)
“ Son, it’s time to eat.”
The little monster swallowed, walked past the dining table and returned to his room.
The monster's mother was surprised: "I made your favorite braised pork, why don't you eat it?"
The little monster sat at the table playing with Ultraman's dolls and said: "Today the director said that I have grown too fast. Ultraman used to be able to throw me 5 meters, but now he can only throw me 3 meters. He said that if I get any heavier, he won't want me anymore." < /p>
(7)
"Son, if your leg is injured, don't move around. Be careful of falling. Go to the bed and lie down." The monster mother chased after him.
The little monster was holding a crutch in one hand and a rag in the other. He smiled and said, "It's okay, Mom, I'll just clean the table."
"There are no outsiders... .." The monster mother said half of it, swallowed the other half, and peeked at her son's face.
The little monster wiped it carefully: "What if, what if someone comes?"
The monster's mother sighed.
(8)
"Son, Nao Nao's grandma next door said that Nao Nao likes Ultraman the most. Can you get him an autograph?" The monster's mother asked the child said the monster.
"Okay." The little monster nodded in agreement.
As expected, I got the signed photo back the next day.
On the third day, Monster's mother asked her son in embarrassment: "Miao Miao's mother knows and wants to get Miao Miao's autograph. Is that okay?"
"Okay." The little monster nodded again.
Later, Tiantian’s father, Aunt Diandian and others came to find the monster mother.
The monster's mother had no choice but to say to her son: "Why don't you ask him to sign a few more tickets at a time."
The little monster lowered his head and hesitated for a long time, then whispered: "You only need to line up once." Can you sign one?"
The monster's mother opened her mouth wide, "Why don't you..."
"I can't say..." Xiao The monster blushed.
(9)
The little monster was looking in the mirror. The short hair on his head was wet with water. Sometimes he combed it into a side parting and sometimes into a middle parting.
The monster mother walked by with breakfast and was stopped by him: "Mom, do I look good like this?"
The monster mother squinted her eyes and looked up and down, "Good-looking, when will my son be born?" All good looking.
Why do you think of dressing up? ”
“Yesterday, Ultraman praised me. "The little monster continued to play with his hair in front of the mirror.
"Oh, what did he say? ”
“He said I looked like an adult. "The little monster grinned in the mirror, showing a bright smile.
(10)
The little monster was covered with sticky cakes and went home with panda eyes.
“Hey, didn’t you go celebrate Ultraman’s birthday? "Monster mother is very strange.
"Yes. They asked me to hide in the big cake and wait for Ultraman to blow out the candles and jump out to scare him. "
"Then your eyes..."
"Ultraman said he had conditioned reflexes..., but he later pulled me up. . "
(11)
On the rooftop, the summer night wind was warm and gentle.
The little monster pushed down a wooden board with force and roared softly: "Ouch, I'm going to eat you! ! "
Then he quickly ducked behind another board, squatted down, stretched out his arms, and screamed softly: "Help, come quickly." "
The next second he jumped up, took a few steps back and took a run-up, soared into the air, and landed like a fairy flying out of the sky: "Stop, I am Ultraman..."
The building trembled due to the vibration, and someone downstairs shouted angrily: "Who is it! "
The little monster stuck out his tongue and put his hands on his hips for a long time without daring to move.
After a while, he continued his game.
He hesitated for a moment , squatted back behind the wooden board, looked up at the stars, and seemed to see the tall figure right in front of him.
"Ultraman, you are here..." The little monster is like a TV. Like all the people rescued by Ultraman, he said with a trembling voice
(12)
"Son, I heard that you and Miaomiao went to the movies? ”
“Yes, I took her to see the latest Ultraman movie. ”
“Miaomiao’s mother said that you told her about Ultraman all night. "
The little monster was silent.
The monster's mother hesitated and said softly: "Son, I know you like this job very much, but after get off work, you can also do something else. of. There are a lot of fun things. ”
“Okay, Mom. "The little monster agreed obediently.
The moment the monster's mother closed the door, the little monster muttered softly: "But my heart will not go off work. ”
(Thirteen)
Monster’s mother had a bad cold, so the little monster made her a fried breakfast and was late for work.
Monster’s mother was very confident She was worried about it all day long.
Finally, the little monster came home from work. Before she could ask, the little monster excitedly jumped in and shouted "Mom" while revealing what was hidden behind his back. She looked at it.
A bouquet of roses as red as fire.
The little monster’s eyes sparkled. Terman knew you were sick. Not only did he not let the director deduct my salary, he also asked me to bring you flowers. "
The monster's mother silently took the rose and stroked it gently, accidentally pricking her hand with a thorn.
The little monster didn't notice it and was still immersed in happiness: "Mom, It was the first time he said so many words to me. ”
(Fourteen)
Two children fought over who should be considered a good guy and who should be considered a bad guy on the street.
When they saw people passing by When the little monster appeared, they all immediately turned into Ultraman, raised their crosses, and launched an attack on him.
The little monsters covered their chests in cooperation and staggered back, causing the tree to creak. There was a loud creaking noise.
The children ran happily and cheered: "Victory, victory." "
The little monster smiled and waved his hands, and was about to walk away when suddenly a car from the opposite direction drove towards them quickly, honking its horn wildly.
The two children were frightened. Standing blankly in the middle of the road, not knowing how to hide,
At the critical moment, the little monster rushed over and picked up a child with one hand.
The car screamed and hit the child. The monster stopped on its legs. The driver was so distraught that he opened the window and cursed: "I don't want to kill you, I don't want to kill you..."
The little monster moved its legs and kicked the car. He turned around and then kicked it on the rear, completely silencing the driver.
At this time, many neighbors gathered around, and the mother of two children had a pale face. He took them from the little monster's arms.
People gathered around the little monster and asked him his name.
The little monster lowered his head in embarrassment and tried to sneak away.
Suddenly, a child shouted: "I know his name. "
The little monster looked at him in surprise.
"His name is Ultraman! ! "The child said loudly.
The little monster smiled. He felt that this was the closest he had ever been to Ultraman.
(15)
Miaomiao and the little monster were sitting on the steps eating ice cream.
Miao Miao said: "You actors all want to be directors, don't you?"
The little monster stuck out his tongue and licked the melting cone, shook his head and said: "I want to be a screenwriter."
Miaomiao smiled and said, "I will definitely write about monsters fighting Ultraman."
The little monster simply stuffed the entire cone into his mouth, pouring one side over the other. Teng replied while purring: "I want to write about Ultraman and monsters living happily together."
(Sixteen)
"I finally became an actor "The little monster was so excited that he hugged the mother's arm, "The director said that they have hired a new stand-in, so I don't have to do some wrestling in the future. I will just do a few poses and there will be close-ups."
"Really?" Monster's mother smiled. She really didn't want to see her son come back bruised and bruised every day.
A few days later.
The monster’s mother found the little monster lying glumly at the window.
"What's wrong, son?" The monster mother touched his head.
The little monster turned around and smiled reluctantly, but said nothing.
Monster’s mother didn’t ask any questions and turned to leave. The little monster couldn't help but grabbed his mother's apron and asked: "Mom, why do you think I feel so uncomfortable when I see other people hugging and fighting with Ultraman?"
(Seventeen) < /p>
"Press, press, press quickly." Several people whispered.
"Damn it, you can't. If everyone is on one side, it's a crapshoot." Someone cursed angrily.
"What the hell, I'll bet here, it's just ten yuan, bet it." Miao Miao gritted her teeth.
The little monster put his hands together, closed his eyes, and made a wish.
After a long time, I opened my eyes, took a deep breath, and blew out all the candles.
While the partners were applauding, you looked at me, I looked at you, and finally, I poked Miaomiao.
Miaomiao coughed and asked the little monster who was busy cutting the cake: "Is the wish you made related to Ultraman?"
The little monster looked at her, feeling very embarrassed. He nodded.
"Coax..." Everyone laughed.
"Miaomiao, you fool, hahahaha."
(18)
"Bitch, this is how the house is built." Ott Man picked up a brick and laid it against the wall.
The little monster followed suit and placed the brick in his hand on top of Ultraman's brick.
"Yes, you are so smart." Ultraman smiled appreciatively.
The sun is shining and the grass is green.
Surrounded by flowers, a small house was slowly built in the hands of two people.
"Bitch, there need to be three bedrooms in the house. We will live in one, and your mother will live in one..."
"Well, where is the other one?"
"Leave it to the director..."
"Director?!!!"
"Yes, because... ."
"Son, get up quickly, you are going to be late."
The monster mother woke up the little monster from his sweet dream.
While brushing his teeth, the little monster was still thinking: Why leave it to the director?
Be sure to ask clearly next time you dream.
(Nineteen)
"Mom, the new substitute quits his job." The little monster said.
The monster's mother looked at the bruises on her son's arms and body, and felt extremely distressed, "The director wants you to be a substitute again?"
The little monster nodded, "Yes. It's just tomorrow."
"Then how did you get injured today?"
"The stuntman thought the director didn't pay enough, so he blocked the door and cursed him all day long. There were a lot of nasty words posted on the door of the studio."
"What happened next?"
"Then I went to tear up the ones criticizing Ultraman."
< p>"Ah? What happens next?""What happens next...he has three brothers."
(Twenty) < /p>
The program "If I Were Ultraman" is being broadcast on TV.
"Let
let me introduce you to a special Ultraman," the host winked, fiddling with a piece of letter paper in his hand, "Let me read it to you: If I It's Ultraman. When I see a monster, I won't hit him immediately. I will chat with him. Maybe he pushed the monster to the building because he wanted to play games. Maybe, He chases children because he is lonely. Perhaps the person he wants to see the most is Ultraman..."
"Hahahahaha," everyone on the set followed the host. He laughed in a strange tone, "How silly.
"
Only the little monster did not smile. He hid behind the crowd and peeked at Ultraman's expression.
Ultraman's smile made him a little overwhelmed.
Two days later, Monster’s mother received a very big Ultraman toy from the program “If I Were Ultraman”.
She shook her head and sighed: "This child..."