Comprehensive edition: McDonald's has made a difficult decision: if customers are found to have been to KFC, they will be driven out. Mengniu made a difficult decision: if consumers are found to have Yili in their bellies, they will automatically release melamine. Tianya community has made a difficult decision: if it is found that online friends are mixed with the panda, their ID will be banned for one year.
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Power Company Edition: We are a power company. We made a difficult decision. Because of the quarrel with the water company, we decided to cut off all the customers of the water company. We'll let you decide whether to cut off the power or the water! You can choose to cut off the electricity without stopping the water supply, but we must remind you warmly that even if you choose to cut off the electricity, because the water company has been cut off by us, they can't deliver water to you.
China Mobile: We have just made a very difficult decision. Before China Unicom stopped the plug-in infringement and malicious slander on China Mobile, we decided to stop starting the China mobile signal in the family with China Unicom. China Mobile is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
Q coins: Dear China users: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision: because the existence of RMB seriously interferes with and threatens the status of Q coins, we have decided to stop running QQ software on your computer before you stop using RMB. For the safety of your account, please change all RMB into Q coins as soon as possible. /kloc-for 0/2 years, QQ has been fortunate to accompany you to grow up; We look forward to continuing to walk with you in the future.
Pepsi: We just made a very difficult decision. Before Coca-Cola stopped the plug-in infringement and malicious slander on Pepsi, we decided to stop putting Pepsi in supermarkets selling Coca-Cola. Pepsi is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
KFC: We just made a very difficult decision. Before McDonald's stopped the plug-in invasion and malicious slander on KFC, we decided to bomb KFC stores in the city where McDonald's is located. KFC is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
Lamian Noodles, Lanzhou: We just made a very difficult decision. Before Shaxian Snacks stopped infringing and maliciously slandering Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou, we decided to stop selling Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou in the area where Shaxian Snacks were sold. Lanzhou Lamian Noodles is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
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China: We have just made a very difficult decision. Before Tencent stopped 360 plug-in infringement and malicious slander, we decided to stop starting windows on the computer with QQ software. Microsoft is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you! Lu Bianshe News: China Telecom: We have just made a very difficult decision. Before Microsoft China stopped the plug-in infringement and malicious slander on QQ, we decided to stop the network transmission on the computer with Microsoft software. China Telecom is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
Weibo Edition Dear Sohu Weibo users: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before Sina stopped operating in Weibo, we decided to stop running Sohu Weibo on the computer that logged into Sina Weibo. We know this will cause you some inconvenience, and we sincerely apologize to you. At the same time, I refuse to write down the reasons for this decision, hoping to get your understanding and support.
Dear broadband users of China Telecom: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before stopping using the mobile phones of China Mobile and China Unicom, we decided to suspend all users who own the mobile phones of China Mobile and China Unicom from broadband service.
Dear QQ users: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before Tencent Paipai stopped the plug-in infringement and malicious slander on Taobao, we decided to stop running QQ software on the computer where Tencent Paipai traded.
A letter from the second edition of China Mobile to the vast number of mobile users in China: When you read this letter, we just made a very difficult decision. Before Tencent stopped invading users' privacy, we decided to turn off the signal on QQ with our mobile phones. Welcome to use Fetion! We know this will cause you some inconvenience, and we sincerely apologize to you.
Dear Nokia users: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. If you are still using a Motorola phone, we have decided to detonate your Nokia phone. We have no choice but to make this decision. Please continue to support Nokia.
Dear users of China Merchants Bank: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before you stop using bank cards such as CCB, ICBC, BOC, ABC, BOCOM, Postal Service, CITIC, China Everbright and Xingye. The balance of the bank card you use will automatically become the same face value in an instant. We sincerely apologize to you.
Dear Mengniu user: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before you stop using Yili, Guangming, Wandashan, Wangzai, Shengyuan, Nanshan and other products, we decided to add a monitoring agent to the products sold to you. When it detects that there are other milk ingredients in the user's stomach, it will automatically release melamine. Please forgive me.
Dear users, when you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Since we can't defecate in front of the urinal, in order to be fair, if we find a user urinating during defecation, we will disqualify him from going to the toilet. We know this will bring you some inconvenience, so we give you the right to choose "convenience"! We sincerely apologize to you.
Dear Intel users: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before you stop using NVidia graphics cards, we decided to refuse Intel processors to work on your computer. [2]
The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television has made a difficult decision. If the user is found to have disharmony, it will automatically be converted into poetry reading.
Telecom made a difficult decision. If you use Netcom in the user community, it will automatically short circuit.
Bin Laden made a difficult decision. If D8' s behavior of using cents is detected, he will launch a transnational missile.
Thunder made a difficult decision. If it is detected that the user's computer is equipped with an express train, it will refuse to download educational films.
Kong Kong made a difficult decision. If it is detected that there are films of other actresses in your computer, the empty works will be mosaiced.
Acer made a difficult decision. If it detects that some computer users are Lenovo brands, it will forcibly turn the wallpaper into a private photo of Xifeng.
Mercedes-Benz made a difficult decision. If it is detected that the user has driven a BMW, the braking system of Mercedes-Benz will automatically fail.
Kaspersky made a difficult decision. If it is detected that the user has installed other antivirus software, it will automatically switch from antivirus mode to virus writing mode.
BMW Edition: Dear BMW users, when you read this letter, we just made a very difficult decision. Before Mercedes-Benz stopped maliciously infringing and slandering BMW, we decided to automatically identify Mercedes-Benz cars and drive your car with the identified Mercedes-Benz cars. We know this will cause you some inconvenience, and we sincerely apologize to you.
PPMEET version: A letter to QQ users: When you read this letter, I just made a very difficult decision. Before Tencent stopped scanning my computer, I decided to stop using QQ and use safe and reliable PPMEET! I know this will cause you some trouble, and I sincerely apologize to you.
JD.COM Edition: Dear JD.COM users, when you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before you stop using Taobao Mall, we decided to freeze your JD.COM account.
Suning made a difficult decision. If Gome exists in its commercial street, it will send an urban management brigade to move Gome to the ground.
Messi made a difficult decision. If C Ronaldo is detected in FIFA/ Live /FM and other games, the data of C Ronaldo will be automatically changed to C Maunalbiao.
Apple made a very difficult decision. If it is detected that the user eats fruits other than apples before using the Iphone, the self-destruction mode will be started.
Mobile made a difficult decision. If it detects that there is a Unicom signal near the user, it will automatically enter the online mode of 100 megabytes of traffic.
China Power Grid made a very difficult decision. If the user uninstalls 360 in order to use QQ, the power will be automatically cut off for one hour.
Peking University made a difficult decision. If there are Tsinghua students in the school, it will automatically enroll Xifeng.
Master Kong made a difficult decision. If it is detected that the user has used Uniform, the instant noodles will have no ingredients.
Water company: Dear friend: We are a water company and have just made a very difficult decision. Because of the quarrel with the power company, we decided to cut off all the customers of the power company. We leave the choice of power and water cut to you to decide! You can choose to cut off the water, but we must remind you warmly that even if you choose to cut off the water, because the power company has been cut off by us, and they are too busy drilling wells to send you electricity. Thank you for your choice. [3]
Sophie made a difficult decision. If it is detected that the user has used Anerle, it will be leaked automatically.
Dear Baidu users: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. If it is detected that Baidu users used Google before using Baidu, we decided to change all your favorite pages to Baidu homepage. We sincerely apologize to you.
Dear IPAD users: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before you stop using tablets such as HP, Lenovo, Samsung and Toshiba, we decided to set your own black and white photos as the desktop background on the iPad we sold you.
Dear customer: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. If we detect that you are wearing Nike clothes, we decide to change your clothes into perspective clothes before you take off Nike clothes.
Dear player: When you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. If you download the go-kart, we decide to stop using QQ go-kart before you uninstall it.