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History (the full text of "history" means "shit" and "shit")

Twilight falls into Shihao Village, where there is a history of smoking at night. The old man walked over the wall and the old woman went out to smell it.

History is so smelly! How can a woman vomit when she cries!

Fired before listening to a woman: three men smelled her stink. One person stinks of books, and two people stink of new things. The living stink for a while, and the dead stink for a while! There are people in the room, daughter-in-law and grandson. Some people will smell bad and cover their noses when they go in and out. The old woman's physical strength is declining. Please come back at night and go to Shigou at the latest in the Ming Dynasty.

The night is long and silent, as long as it smells and relaxes. Dawn history has gone, and the whole village is farewell.