On homophonic ancient Chinese poetry

It's dark and cold in the cave (I'm from Shandong)

I didn't smell the flowers in the dark. (I have no culture)

Far away, lying like water, (ask me who I am)

Eduardo Chun Lv. (A big donkey)

Shore as bamboo, (I am a pig)

Shore as bamboo, (I am a pig)

The coast is like Chun Zhu. (I am a stupid pig)

The coast is green, (I am a donkey)

The coast is green, (I am a donkey)

The coast is blue-green. (I am a stupid donkey)