Of course, the various things I bought when I first entered Taobao are all the IQ taxes I paid!
1. Fake and shoddy Apple headphones!
I remember communicating with customer service before buying it. I asked, is it genuine? (Of course not. Where did Apple get the headphones?) The customer service said, well, do you think it’s true that you can buy it at this price? I suddenly thought, wow, this seller is so honest and different! I want to buy it! After getting it, regardless of whether this headset is good or not, what about its qualities as a headset? It is just an empty shell with a generator inside! And the generator fell off after just one day of use! I can only remove the earphone case and stick it on with tape! What’s even more irritating is that my mother asked me how my headphones were, and in order to prove my discernment, I just said they were good! Stupid is just one word, I only say it once!
2. Non-mainstream cool women’s clothing in various colors and shapes!
When I first entered Taobao, I thought that Taobao’s clothes had many varieties and were cheap, which was great! As a girl who loves beauty, of course she has to buy it! I pick and choose, eh! good! Just these two! Striped shirt, international style! There is also a cat head on it, kawaii! Red hoodie! tide! Got the result, eh? This style and fabric don’t seem to be the same as the cool international trend I imagined? Why do I keep looking at more and more villages? As you can see, the hoodie was wisely returned, and the striped shirt...it seemed like it was only worn once?
3. Things I bought after being shocked by all the crazy and cool titles!
Official reservation in the United States! I ordered a bookmark from the United States, it’s awesome, great, isn’t it? "The most useful one in the world", listen, listen, how domineering! Although I am not the best in the world, I must use the best bookmarks in the world! Maybe if you use it, you will become Bill Gates? What? 8 yuan for postage? It doesn't matter! 8 yuan is nothing. 8 yuan can mail me the most useful bookmark, which is a great deal! Result...it doesn't work at all! The bookmark is just a thin piece of iron folded in half, with at most two pieces of paper sandwiched between them. Every time I clip it, I have to look carefully from the top of the book to find the small bookmark hidden in the pages!
4. The harmful Handu Yishe!
Handu Yishe has really tricked batch after batch of little girls! Every year on Double Eleven, when I see a package from Handu Yishe in the courier room, I shake my head and sigh. I am another child who was deceived by gorgeous photos~ But no matter how much I sigh, it can’t change that I once paid a large amount of IQ tax. fact! For little girls who just have their own Taobao account, Handu Yishe is simply a breath of fresh air in the women's clothing industry! Every model is a Korean beauty, tall, thin and beautiful! There are even Jun Ji-hyun and Park Shin-hye as spokespersons! This is simply our fashion benchmark! Besides, on Double Eleven, you can get 50 off for purchases over 300, and 200 off for purchases over 600 (it seems like this?)! Buy, buy, buy! I remember that I got several roommates together, um...thank you to my roommates for not killing me! I got the clothes. In one word, great! Two words, fat! I obviously bought S, but what do you mean by sending me a sack? Why is the T-shirt so see-through? Why is the skirt so big around the waist? Why is the hood on the coat so difficult?
I remember that one roommate bought a windbreaker from his house, but the buttons were rusty, and another roommate bought a Korean T-shirt, and then she Wear it as a skirt...
Every time I look at an order now, I sigh that my brain has been filled with a lot of water in those years...