Hey, I haven't seen you for days. What are you up to?
You mean me? I study ancient poems.
Oh? Learn ancient poetry? Then I will test you. What do you think ancient poetry is?
A: Ancient poetry. . . . He is a mummy.
B: Ancient poems. . . How can it be a mummy
You think, the body of the ancients, isn't he a mummy?
Hey, you misunderstood. I'm talking about ancient poems, not ancient corpses.
A: Then you can say that it doesn't matter. I, my knowledge is mixed. It's easy to make mistakes if I don't say nothing.
That's a bottle of discontent. It crashed. I don't know how much you weigh.
A: Don't trust me. I have a unique view on ancient poetry.
B: original ideas? Then show us something.
A: Yes, I will recite a song "Broken Array" for you. I'll get drunk while watching the sword, and I'll dream of blowing horns and fighting. Eight hundred miles to divide the main fire, fifty strings to turn over the Great Wall, and the enemy is on the battlefield in autumn.
B: OK! Then back off!
A: Below. . . . Well, what? Below? "Thirty fame and dust, eight thousand miles.
B: Stop, stop, stop.
A: Then: Don't be idle, grow old together, be empty and sad, be ashamed of your health, stand still in the snow, and hate courtiers. When does it go out? Rogues know martial arts and no one can stop them. Aha, hahaha.
What are these messy things?
How fluently do I recite Deng Xiaoping Theory?
I think your bragging is quite clean.
A: Actually, I studied poets, not poems.
B: What does a poet study?
A: then let me ask you! What do you say Qu Yuan does?
B: Qu Yuan? I really don't know.
A: What is there to study about returned poets? I'm telling you, this is learning. study
Don't talk nonsense.
A: According to my inference, Qu Yuan is a geographer.
Qu Yuan is a geographer?
A: Let me ask you, what is his long poem Li Sao?
B: Isn't that what the poet complained when he left his hometown?
Yes, the poem says: It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, but this is Xiu Yuan, so I will go up and down.
B: Yes, that's the word, that's right.
A: He means that the terrain of Chu State is very complicated and it is difficult to build roads. Come to me if you want to build a road.
B: Nonsense.
A: Let's go to the Three Kingdoms Period.
B: Three more countries have appeared on the runway.
What do you say Cao Cao is?
B: Cao Cao, you can't beat me. Cao Cao is a politician, strategist and writer.
A: Wrong.
B: wrong? No way!
Cao Cao is a mathematician.
B: Cao Cao switched to be a math teacher?
A: The lines in the short song say: What is life like when drinking? In other words, my life is inseparable from geometry. We studied mathematical geometry in middle school, so he is a mathematician.
B: What's all this for?
A: Besides Cao Zhi, what do you say Cao Zhi does?
I really don't know.
A: Cao Zhi is a gourmet.
B: Cao Zhi, a gourmet?
A: The seven-step poem says: Boil beans and burn beans, and the beans weep in the kettle. They are all born from the same root, so there is no need to fry each other.
B: Yes, isn't that what brothers eat each other?
A: Think about it. What it really means is that if you want to cook beans, you must cook them with tofu.
B: According to you, Cao Zhi is quite greedy?
A: Is that right? Next is the Song Dynasty.
You can run fast enough.
What do you think Su Shi does?
B: Su Shi, I'd better not talk about it. It is wrong to say it. Go ahead.
A: Astronomers.
B: How did you praise Su Shi to the sky?
A: Shuidiao said: People have joys and sorrows, and the moon has ups and downs, which shows that Su Shi has a thorough understanding of the moon phase, so he is an astronomer.
I didn't see it. You are very capable.
A: That's right. Take it this time.
Dissatisfied
Why are you not satisfied?
Well, it's all your idea. It depends on your ability. I have to test you a few.
Yes, you can take any exam you want.
You are a difficult question to answer. What did you say ... What does Li Qingzhao do?
A: According to my inference, Li Qingzhao is a visionary.
Dreamer?
A: The dream sequence says: "I always remember the sunset in Xiting, and I don't know the way home when I am drunk." You said she couldn't even find her way home. What is she thinking?
If you say so, I will. You can test me.
Yes, I can test you. What do you think Yu Qian of the Ming Dynasty did?
B: Yu Qian. . . . . Yes, the architect.
What do you mean?
B: The poem says: Thousands of hammers are hammered into deep mountains, but it is idle to burn.
A: I'm not afraid of being smashed to pieces. I want to remain innocent in this world. Isn't that all?
B: Yes, these words highlight that lime is a building material, which is durable and heat-resistant, so I said he is an architect.
A: I didn't realize that your boy learned quickly. Give me another test.
All right, test you. . . . What does Zheng Banqiao do?
A: Zheng Banqiao. . . . Botanist.
Are all botanists here? What do you mean?
A: The bamboo stone says that the green hills are not relaxed, the roots are rooted in the broken rocks, and they are still strong. It introduces the living habits of bamboo, so he is a botanist.
Yes, yes.
A: Did you take it this time?
B: But I can't bear it alone. Everyone has to bear it.
A: So I published this study.
B: Have they all been published?
A: After the publication, I was hired by a research institute.
B: Where?
A: You guess, it is a national official institution.
B: China Historical Society?
A: No.
B: Where is that?
Mental hospital
Are you out of your mind? !
A: As the poem says, it is like a strong wind in spring, which blows at night and blows away the petals of ten thousand pear trees.
B: And you are?
A: Suddenly a madman came and thousands of people were happy.