Read the "presidential motto" in the toilet-shit while eating shit. Taiwan Province writer and critic Li Ao.
The worst is the cramp dance (similar to cramp). Three or four hundred people dance together, but it seems that they can't find the toilet. Zhou Libo, founder of Shanghai School Qingkou, "A Week of Libo Show"
Seeing that the cesspool in the toilet was full, I immediately began to dig out shit. Although the whole morning's rest time was sacrificed, the toilet was still very clean. People joked that I was dung beetles. I think it is a great honor to be dung beetles. Originally named Lei Zhengxing and Lei Feng's Diary of Lei Feng
There is an open secret that you must know: most feminist philosophers, whether her name is Lan Ju or Shufen, are transvestites, wearing turtle neck to cover their Adam's apple, wearing a pair of high heels the size of a seagoing ship under their skirts, wearing too much perfume and farting like thunder; There is a sign in the pay toilet on the street: philosophers are not allowed in. Wang Xiaobo, a contemporary writer in China
Scholars go to the toilet for a long time, not to dry their intestines, but to squat and study; A scholar can stand his wife's nagging best, and he is not good-tempered, but fascinated. Eating and reading, chopsticks often put cigarette butts in the ashtray into your mouth, but it is not easy to get athlete's foot, because reading is the most used to being stingy. Unfortunately, it is a spider-like figure, swollen eyes like goldfish, no beautiful appearance, only a sad and morbid body. Contemporary writer Jia Pingwa's famous words about toilets
Someone asked me the explanation of "freedom". I said that it is freedom to conform to the law (or etiquette) and not to hinder (or disturb) the actions of others. For example, if you live alone in a fence, no one will interfere even if you don't wear pants. That's your freedom. How presumptuous. For example, if you go into the toilet and find a urinal, you try to drown with a note. This is your freedom. If you pee naked in the street, no matter day or night, no matter whether there are people or not, it is not only not free, but also illegal. Laoxuan
It's really painful for us to watch the Spring Festival Gala in the north. But I insist on watching it every year, not to hone my will in life. I have no tendency to abuse myself, but I am filial. It's rare to go home. You are with your parents. They think this program is wonderful. What can your child do besides watching? So in order to be filial, before eight o'clock every year, I run around the house sweating and take some medicine to prevent vomiting-vitamin B6 for pregnant women. Then he pinched his thigh with a pin and walked into the room tragically. Very filial, I watched them for four hours and didn't even go to the toilet. Niubo.com founder Luo Yonghao.
For example, the Monkey King's "I love you, if I have to add a time limit to this love, it will be 10,000 years" in a Chinese Odyssey. Love is really intense these days. If you don't love it, it's worth the lives of a hundred turtles, not only people, but also monkeys. It can be seen that the monkey's concept of love has evolved to be the same as that of people. After thinking about your promise, the last step is to decide whether to use "love" or "like". In fact, the two are equivalent. People are strange. When it comes to "three words", the first thing people think of is "I love you", not "Wang Ren egg", "you donkey", "help", "go to the toilet" or even "break up". If you say it, you will get a reward of "one thousand words" from some rich newspapers and magazines. I believe that most people in the world have lovers.
2. Poetry lyrics praising toilet cleaners
Toilet cleaner
Hu
When food and water turn into soil
Of course you have to go to the bathroom.
Relaxing the waist will relax the body.
But your character will stay in the toilet.
Your behavior may be distorted.
This requires the endless work of cleaners.
They have been waiting.
Water stains on the ground, rust next to the washbasin.
Toilet paper, cigarette butts, sputum stains, wastebaskets
They will be conscientious and clear.
They have been enduring the stench.
In exchange for the enjoyment we desperately need.
Cleaners, we in song for you.
Cleaner, we'll choke you.
What you have in common is sharing worries with the society.
Your contribution is to help the society.
3. Who do you want to tell the toilet lyrics from the heart? There should still be toilets in Jordan chan.
Singing: Andy Lau
There is a toilet in my home.
There is a hole in the toilet.
There is always a smile on the hole.
There is a lot of helplessness in the smile.
Every family has a toilet.
Everyone must use it.
After using it, it's very easy.
Be happy.
Every toilet is a hero.
Just a button.
He will wash away all your troubles.
How much pain do you have?
How depressed are you?
He will take everything for you.
Every toilet is a friend.
Can be sincere to each other
You can't live without it all your life.
I have too many secrets.
My dream is too heavy.
You will understand.
Dear toilet
Every family has a toilet.
Everyone must use it.
After using it, it's very easy.
Be happy.
Every toilet is a hero.
Just a button.
He will wash away all your troubles.
How much pain do you have?
How depressed are you?
He will take everything for you.
Every toilet is a friend.
Can be sincere to each other
You can't live without it all your life.
I have too many secrets.
My dream is too heavy.
You will understand.
Dear toilet
Every toilet is a hero.
Just a button.
He will wash away all your troubles.
How much pain do you have?
How depressed are you?
He will take everything for you.
Every toilet is a friend.
Can be sincere to each other
You can't live without it all your life.
I have too many secrets.
My dream is too heavy.
You will understand.
Dear toilet
4. The poem praising the toilet cleaner is Oriental,
The first touch of fish-belly white in the east,
Before it rises.
You have got up and walked to the ground.
Pick up my dear partner,
Broom.
Push up friends of the morning and evening,
Cart.
Three friends greeted them,
Facing the first light,
Come to the familiar street.
Only the little flowers are full of eyes,
Only the little trees are swaying,
Cheer up,
Say hello.
I'm coming.
I'll do it for you,
It's clear to you,
Remove the dust from your body.
The asphalt road is always,
Always waiting for his arrival.
This is his final audience.
It's always willing to let him,
Let him step on his shoulder.
Only in this way can I feel another day coming.
Thinking that tomorrow's road will be,
It will also extend into the distance.
That's the city,
It is the direction of urban development.
He ignored it,
Ignore the crazy growth of wrinkles.
In my heart,
With the wings of the city.
So there will be,
There will be endless dreams.
Build the wings of the city,
Wings of the city,
Fly better.