Funny crosstalk script suitable for primary school students ~ modern ~

Such a student (crosstalk script) (A and B are both students, and A looks distressed on the stage) B: What's the matter? A: The exam! Did you fail the exam? A: (sad) Well, it's all the teacher's fault. B: (surprised) wicked? A: That's right. Take math, for example. You should make the topic simpler for such an important exam! He wants to pick out what I won't do. Is this deliberately making things difficult for me from time to time? How unsightly it is to hang such a big red lantern! B: Fuck you. It's ugly. Be careful in your class. A: (sobbing with grief) What else! In the English exam, I got 1 point for the fill-in-the-blank question, and I clearly wrote three correctly, but the teacher didn't give me points. Really? Teachers work very hard. What are those three topics? A: Don't ask that. B: (patting his chest) Go ahead and I'll make a decision for you. A: Class _ _ _ _ Name _ _ _ Student Number _ _ _ B: Bah! I didn't get a hundred points right. A: (Hurry) Don't worry, if this doesn't count, there is! B: Anything else? Isn't that what the teacher said? Do you want to use idioms more in writing, so that you can get high marks? B: (Nodding) Yes, that's right. A: But this Chinese exam is about writing travel notes. I used a lot of idioms, but the teacher deducted all my scores. Ho ho b: (? ) What composition? Tell me about it. A: (Take out a piece of paper from your pocket, and tears will come to your eyes) Ok, you must be my master! "On weekends, my parents specially took us to the zoo to play ..." B: This article is good, starting with the topic and continuing A: (wiping our nose) "As a rule, we like to eat sweet potato porridge in the morning. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the whole family was insatiable. A: What else? " Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang was all dolled up, and she didn't see that she was an incompetent wife at all. Her fledgling father soon turned over a new leaf and put on a two-pronged suit, which made people stay away from him. Her sister, who loves beauty, is resplendent and cocky. Soon we arrived at the zoo, only to find that there were too many tourists and our family was separated. My estranged father broadcast wholeheartedly everywhere, and finally I found my sister, who almost recognized the thief as my father. When the beast was still fighting, we tried our best to push ourselves to the edge of the monkey bar. The fake bead took a picture of our family with a smile ... "Come on. A: (sadly) Even you said that? B: idioms can't be used like this. Be careful in class! A: (grievance) I am very serious. In class, I still remember what my deskmate said and did. I remember when it was math, the teacher asked, "Statistics is very useful knowledge. We study statistics. What is our goal? " My deskmate said, "No cavities! "And I vaguely remember that time the teacher scolded the students on duty for not cleaning the blackboard, and the deskmate said," Whoever pollutes will be dealt with! "You listen to the teacher in class. Who told you to pay attention to the words and deeds of your deskmate? A: ... B: Having said that, how is your Chinese performance? A: A horse loses its front hoof, but a man loses his front hoof. B: Cut the crap. What is the score? A: ... (vague) B: What's the point? ... louder! A: (anxious)! 60 points is two points short. B: Hey, it seems that we all have problems in our studies. A: Yes, (holding B's hand) Come on, let's work together. B: * * Progress A: love birds who is studying B: A part of life A: Cai Feng has wings to fly B: However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn A: (It doesn't feel right) Is that all right? ...