Grade six 100 words funny poems have anthropomorphic sentences.

1, light rain in Weicheng, heavy rain kills people. Apes on both sides of the strait keep crying, so they take two steps if they have nothing to do. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, not as good as Xiaomi's affection for you.

2. When the thief lit a ray at the foot of my bed, the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe. It looks like a refrigerator. I miss the bright line at the foot of the bed at night. Li Bai is naked. Jump on a bed and have fun.

3, looking at the mountains from a distance, perverting; Close listening to water is silent, parallel imports; Spring has gone and flowers are still there, flower monk; Birds are not surprised when people come. Birds are people. Ha ha ha ha.

4, the restaurant owner laughed at me, laughed at me now, don't pay, just drink vegetable soup. Recently, I dare not say what happened that day. People went to the building and there was no bowl of soup. Where can I find delicious vegetable soup?