I heard that there is a "fart classic" that is awesome ~ Who knows the full text?

Fart classic

The first chapter fart

Fart is fart, very fart. No fart, the beginning of heaven and earth; Bullshit, the spirit of heaven and earth. Asshole, the door of all donkeys.

The second chapter fart

As everyone knows, fart is fart, not fart. It's not fart, it's real fart. Whether they are made for each other or not, it is difficult to bring out the best in each other. Long and short are in phase, high and low are in phase, sound and sound are in harmony, and everything goes hand in hand.

The third chapter fart

People who fart need to empty their hearts, strengthen their stomachs, weaken their will and strengthen their bones. No farting, no farting.

The fourth chapter fart

Don't worry, use it or not.

The fifth chapter fart

Heaven and earth are ruthless, and everything is fart; The country is heartless and treats the people as a fart. Between heaven and earth, surplus fart.

Chapter VI Fart

Food. Stomach. Anal. Bullshit If it exists, it will not be used frequently.

Chapter 7 Fart

Forever and ever. Heaven and earth can grow and grow, so they are full of vitality. Immortality, with its fart.

Chapter VIII Fart

Good deeds are nothing. Fart is good for everything, but it is not disputed, and it is evil for everything. So it's nothing special.

Chapter 9 Fart

Not farting will suffocate your heart. The weather is fine, fart in the sky.

Chapter 10 Fart

How to open and close Tianmen?

Chapter 11 Fart

Heaven and earth are nothing. Live a fart and die without farting.

Chapter 12 Fart

Five colors lead to blindness; Five tones are not deaf; Five flavors are refreshing; Riding a fart makes people crazy.

Chapter 13 Fart

If you are humiliated, you are like a fart. Got it? Bullshit. Losing, and farting. So I have a big patient with nothing. Take fart as the world, take fart as the world.

Chapter 14 Fart

If you don't treat it like a fart, you can't call it a fart Zero. It means no shape, no image, no meaning. I saw it without its head, and then it disappeared.

Chapter 15 Fart

Ancient goodness is a fart, subtle and mysterious, profound. Today's goodness is bullshit. Say it and put it down.

Chapter 16 Fart

To the extreme, keep quiet. Everything has a fart, it lasts for a long time, and it is not dangerous without health.

Chapter 17 Fart

Fart, fart, fart. In a harmonious society, people say: I fart.

Chapter 18 Fart

Big fart, big vacation, six parents are not harmonious, and the country is in a coma.

"Fart" Chapter 19

Talk less, fart less, sin.

Chapter 20 Fart

People don't fart, I fart. People fart, I fart.