Take stock and analyze four different flavors of bachelor vacation ways for reference of new and old bachelors.
Happiness and showing off
This is a group of heartless guys, exposing the pain of our bachelors to the sun. However, it is the flaunt of such a group of guys that makes Singles' Day grow stronger and stronger, making more bachelors forget the stick pain, dare to face the stick shape, and experience the happy stick time with their own taste and youthful friendship. For happy and grandiose brothers and sisters, Singles Day should be as warm and grand as Chinese New Year. From165438+1October 1 1 the moment I opened my eyes in bed, Singles Day had already begun. After getting up, hurry to see if there is any gift from the old bachelor on a wicker leaning against the bed the night before, hehe, of course, it is from my roommate. Open the bag tied to the wicker and you may find four chopsticks, eleven cigarettes, or a bag of shrimps you like, or a box of toothpicks (countless young bachelors unite). These are the best gifts for Singles Day, and they are very popular. Jiaozi for breakfast on New Year's Day, Yuanxiao for breakfast, sugar cake for breakfast on Mid-Autumn Festival and fried dough sticks for breakfast on Singles' Day. Pay attention to separate the two halves and eat them in half before eating. After breakfast, find eleven brothers in the same dormitory or the dormitory next door (looking for colleagues at work) and sit together and complain about the disadvantages of love and marriage. If you need relevant information, you can go online in advance and collect it in our emotional tribe on Sina Forum. The condemnation will end and preparations will begin for the highlight of Singles Day, and the Singles Day banquet will begin at eleven eleven. Light eleven candles, put eleven delicacies, such as braised pork ribs, sweet and sour pork ribs, boiled loach and so on, and then feast your eyes. After eating and drinking enough, you can play mahjong, and the number of stripes and cards is doubled, in which the chicken touches himself five times. Go shopping without playing mahjong. Pay attention, take the 1 1 bus, and take the bus when you change, or walk, which is fuel-efficient1/bus. After shopping and going to karaoke, ten songs are the first choice: Terry Lin's single love song, Rene Liu's lonely life, Bobby Chen's sorrow for himself, Dick and Cowboy's I am a person you don't love, Zhang Chu's loneliness is shameful, Andy Lau's man crying is not a crime, Su Huilun's I live alone, and Black Dragon's I love you but you do.
Passive escape type
This kind of bachelor is usually an old bachelor with a long stick, or a solo mandarin duck who suddenly becomes a bachelor. They are very sensitive to Singles Day. For them, forgetting this festival is the happiest holiday. Reference law: first, crazy work law. I got together at work a few days ago, but I was buried in a pile of documents when I was waiting for Singles Day, so I didn't have time to take care of my colleagues talking about Singles Day. I can't take a lunch break at noon and stay overtime at night, which makes my lonely heart completely paralyzed by busy work. If you work so hard and the boss sees you, you may get something else. The second is the travel distraction method. In order to avoid the bad idea of the new trade union chairman to celebrate Singles Day, please take a vacation to travel. Enjoy the great rivers and mountains of the motherland, the world is vast, and those personal things are nothing. Take a deep breath and look around, and all your troubles will disappear. But be careful not to go to such sensitive places as Tianzhu Mountain and Lover Valley.
Active stripping type
Singles' Day is actually a great opportunity for bachelors to take off their clothes. Instead of escaping or enjoying yourself, it is better to make full use of the opportunity to make a bold attack and bid farewell to singles day and bachelor career. This high-spirited and enterprising attitude towards life is worth learning. Reference: From now on, pay close attention to newspapers, magazines and street posters, pay attention to whether there are advertisements for Singles' Day activities in bars and dance halls, or pay attention to whether neighboring universities and units hold related activities. After snooping, we should also analyze the number of bachelors and bachelors in the party. For male compatriots, if a school like the University of Science and Technology of China holds such activities, there is no need to go. If there is such a party in Andahe Teachers College, you must go. The wind in Hefei is fast, hehe, I don't know the market in other places, so I'll study it myself. Before you go, eat with a knife and don't be reluctant to spend money. If you want to get rid of poverty, you can't be naked. Without related activities, one can take the initiative. In the library, you see a lonely mm reading a book. You can boldly sit next to her, borrow a copy of Garcia's One Hundred Years of Solitude, read a few pages, pretend you don't understand, meditate for a moment, then turn around and gently ask, "Sister, what does this paragraph mean ..." Maybe you usually get a blank look and leave in a hurry, but the air is filled with loneliness and melancholy Singles' Day, and you get it.
Melancholy narcissism
This kind of bachelor, who is almost broken into two sections, is bitter and bitter. They can't avoid this festival, but they can't smile. They will choose poetic romance and taste the sad beauty of Singles Day alone. For these bachelors, 1 1 noon 1 1 minute is meaningless to them, and their holiday time is 1 1 minute in the evening. I hope it will rain one after another in Mao Mao that day. At eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, they will hold a black umbrella and wander in the quiet street, watching the dim street lamp swaying in the rain and fog, and gently chanting the classic poem popular on the Internet: "When will your girlfriend come?" Ask heaven for wine. I don't know how many teenagers will it take to say goodbye to being single? If you want to become a monk, but you are afraid of missing beautiful women, it is difficult to be cold with an empty door. Dancing with the shadow, alone in the world. Chasing girls, daydreaming, sleepless nights. There should be no hate, when can I realize my dream? Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope that people will last for a long time and bachelors will no longer exist! " Edit this action man article
1. Stand naked in front of MM and say, "I have shown you my truest side. Where can I find such a real man! " 2. Stand in the middle of the bar and shout, "Who will take me home? I don't have my wallet. " 3. Write a letter to the big leader of the unit, the title is: a wandering leader with no purpose of survival; And the content is: XX leader, if you don't solve my love problem, I will pick up your daughter! Without a daughter, a son will do! 4. Find your ex-girlfriend. "Can you dump me again?" Say to the person I secretly love: "I seem to be getting old recently and my body is not very flexible." Can you come and help me move the body? " 6. Before Singles Day, call your favorite person and ask her out to discuss how to get naked. 7. Steal your favorite MM's QQ, write down your truth (remember to sign) in the message position of her QQ profile, and then pretend that nothing happened. 8. The more you like someone, the harder it is to speak. Ask her out one day and watch her not talk for a day. 9. Ask your favorite MM friend to go to a friend's party and secretly announce, "I'm in love! This is my girlfriend! " 10. Take part in the survival challenge, look for countless opportunities to save America, or let MM save you.
Female products
1. If your favorite person likes to play games, practice the games well, and then challenge him or cooperate with others. 2. One day, put on a typical men's suit and a little fake beard, go to your favorite GG's house and knock on his door and tell him, "Actually, I like men." 3. If your favorite GG hasn't been online for a while, take the opportunity to leave a message on Q: When you are away, I miss you all over the Internet. 4. Play online games and shout in the game: "Who is in my city? Get together tonight! " Tell your secret crush directly: I don't hate you more and more. 6. Tell him: If you are a woman and I am a man, I will definitely chase you. 7. Pay more attention to your favorite GG, but don't agree to any of his requirements. 8. Find a suitable time and send him some roses, saying that you planted them carefully. 9. If he likes small animals, give him one and let him come to you often to ask questions. 10. As an ordinary friend, if he has a little friction with you, you can yell at him willy-nilly: "Don't you dare be my boyfriend! ? "When he was at a loss, you changed your mind and said," I'm sorry, that's not right. I mean, how dare you argue with me? " ! "Dear single friends, do you have any stones on it?