"How was the Mid-Autumn Festival? The cake bait family has many gifts; Say goodbye to the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon, and taro will taste the snail fragrance. "
Autumn is the golden season to eat snails. In Guangdong and Guangxi, eating snails under the moon is a unique custom of the Mid-Autumn Festival. Take a snail, do it to the moon, and then send it to your mouth to suck-cool! Snails are rich in protein, iron and calcium, which can treat eye diseases. There is a saying that eating snails on August 15th can make your eyes "as bright as the autumn moon".
But I have great doubts about it.
Because there are many nutritious things, and there is nothing particularly attractive, who can eat so naive! I haven't met anyone who regards lewdness as a virtue. . . Snail sucking in my sleep is like playing with a kiss. Snail meat is better than a girl's sweet tongue-I'm not the first person to think of this kind of filth. There is a kind of shellfish meat that is directly called beautiful tongue at the gourmet table. . . . . The ancients are so arty, and I don't want to fall behind. . . . .
Once a single XXX colleague ate several snails for lunch, and I said, "It's time for XXX to marry a wife!" " "This person is so embarrassed, as long as you eat snails, you will hide in the dormitory. . . . Hey hey-this is a loss. But in retrospect, although XXX was single at that time, he could understand the connection between snail sucking and finding a wife. It can be seen that this person is gifted and can be regarded as a god.
The most fascinating thing about eating snails is that kind of amorous feelings-digging and eating with toothpicks is like casting pearls before swine and pounding with a small wooden stick, which makes me see stars (in fact, even GF is such a person who eats people with toothpicks and doesn't repent, citing being a lady). In fact, this person forgot that a real celebrity had an affair, so he just put it in his mouth and sucked it, even took the meat and juice in order. Really fresh eyebrows ~ ~ ~
People in Guangxi like snails best. I have eaten fried snails in the night market on the streets of Guilin. Snails in Guangxi are fatter than those in other places. It is said that it was fished from rice fields. Snails are too small to have meat, but too big to have taste. Guilin is just right. Sitting at Xiao Mu's desk, I watched the little boss fry peppers, fennel and cinnamon in the oil pan first. After the fragrance came out, he added snail and onion and garlic, and sprinkled Guilin Sanhua wine and specialty sour pepper. The fire was fierce and the fragrance was compelling. The taste is very fresh, like Guilin landscape. The most complicated way to eat snails is probably Yangshuo's "snail brewing". Generally speaking, the petty bourgeoisie is infatuated with bars in Yangshuo West Street. I only know "Guilin rice noodles" and "snail wine". "Stuffed snail" is different from "stuffed meat" in northern cuisine. It's made of large snails cultured artificially and has a light taste. Or use the yellow snail in Guilin, dig out the snail meat and chop it into paste with pork and fish, add some starch to make hair gel, and then brew it back into the original snail shell. Stir-fry garlic, Jiang Mo and lobster sauce in an oil pan, stir-fry with the brewed snail, and add broth to stew until cooked. Unfortunately, the changes in pork, fish and snail meat have given the tongue a brand-new experience, but the teeth no longer feel crisp and tender.
The reason why eating snails is not as good as eating girls is because my long-cherished wish is to eat snails and eat a girl. . Don't let GF see it, or you may kneel back to the motherboard. . It is said that this is the latest style. . . .
You should be familiar with the story of snail girl, which comes from the fifth volume of the postscript to the search for God. This is a touching fairy tale, which can be called the first lesson of YY. Xie Duan, an older rural youth, said, "Lie at night and get up early, work hard day and night and never leave", but in the end he was too poor to even marry his wife. God was touched by his spirit of hard struggle (why has God never touched me! NND！ Weird! ), Baishui Sunv was sent to help Xie Duan live a better life. Motome is hiding in a snail. Xie Duan comes out to wash and cook for him after going out every day. Later, Xie Duan found that she had to leave, but the snail shell she left behind could pour out a lot of rice, which changed Xie Duan's poor life.