Yonghuai village
Author: Shao Yong
At first glance, it is two or three miles away, and mist hangs over four or five families.
The pavilions are six or seven, and the flowers bloom in eighty or ninety.
(This poem contains numbers from 1 to 10.)
The legendary poems of Su Shi and Su Xiaomei amuse each other.
Su Xiaomei has a big forehead and a deep eye socket, so Su Dongpo wrote a poem to tease her:
Three or five steps before leaving the museum, uh, go to the painting gallery first.
A few times, I cried for two springs without tears.
Su Dongpo has a long face and a beard covers his mouth. Su Xiaomei responded with a song:
Last year, a tear of lovesickness did not flow to my cheeks today.
I couldn't find the position in my mouth several times, and the lush grass covered the hole.
1. Li Bai, a play by Du Fu
Li Bai, a poet in Tang Dynasty; Du Fu, a poet in Tang Dynasty. It is said that Li Bai and Du Fu met for the last time in Yanzhou in the autumn of 746 AD (Tianbao five years). Li Bai wrote a poem to Du Fu about his perfectionist style, bumpy experience and gaunt figure. Li Bai seems to be comforting Du Fu: Poetry can't be eaten as a meal. Don't be too bitter when writing poetry. Pay attention to your health.
Original, A Play for Du Fu (Li Bai)
Every rice mountain met Du Fu and spent a bright afternoon wearing a hat.
Don't be too thin, but you are always worried that you can't write past poems.
Note: ① Excuse me: Excuse me. No: Why do you want to come? 3 Too thin: too thin.
Vernacular, "A Play for Du Fu"
Fan Xingshan met Du Fu in a hat at noon.
Sorry, man, why are you so thin? Always used to writing poetry too hard!
Whether the author of For Du Fu is Li Bai is still controversial.
2. Gillian Poetry faces the clouds.
The maid of Su Dongpo, a great writer in the Song Dynasty, goes to the clouds. It is said that a cloud went to the bridge to wash rice and was entangled by a rogue scholar, who said:
If there is wood, it is a bridge. If there is no wood, it is to miss Joe.
You can't add a woman without adding a woman.
Gillian avoided me. I love Gillian best.
Toward the light smile, said:
If there is rice, there is food, but if there is no rice, it is good.
If you add a woman to your meal, adding a woman is your mother.
Although I love my son, he doesn't respect my mother.
"Gillian Poetry" mentioned that "Gillian avoids me, and I love Gillian the most", so the incident may not have happened to Chaoyun, but to a girl named Gillian, or it didn't happen at all. The story was fabricated by later generations.
3. "Woman" Ji Xiaolan
Ji Xiaolan, a senior official of the Qing Dynasty. It is said that Ji Xiaolan once celebrated the birthday of a friend's mother. During the dinner, he began to recite poems: "This old lady is not human." The four guests were stunned. Ji Xiaolan was in no hurry, saying, "Nine fairies descended to earth", and everyone was relieved and applauded. Ji Xiaolan went on to read: "Having a son is a thief", and the host's face immediately changed color, while the four seats were speechless. Finally, Ji Xiaolan said quietly, "Steal a flat peach for mom", and everyone laughed again.
The whole poem is organized as follows:
The old lady is not a human being, and the fairy descended to earth for nine days;
Having a son, but being a thief, stealing a flat peach for your mother.
The title of the poem above is "Woman". The authors should be Tang Yin in Ming Dynasty, Su Dongpo and Ji Xiaolan in Song Dynasty, which are the most popular humorous stories. Women often has different versions among different authors, and some words are slightly different.
4. Zheng Banqiao the Crab
Zheng Banqiao was an official, calligrapher and writer in Qing Dynasty. When Zheng Banqiao was the magistrate of Wei County, a magistrate passed by Wei County, but Zheng Banqiao didn't go out to meet him. Magistrate's adult came to the county government kitchen, dissatisfied with Zheng Banqiao's not going out of the city to meet him. At the banquet, the magistrate pointed at the crab with chopsticks and said, "This thing is rampant and arrogant. I have long heard that Mr. Zheng is very talented. Why don't you sing a poem for it to help cheer up the wine? " Zheng Banqiao just a thought, sing a way:
Eight claws run in horror, and two claws dance mightily.
Who knows that the stomach is empty, dip it in ginger vinegar with wine.
5. "Singing Goose Song" Mai Wei Yi
Mai was an avanti figure in Guangdong in Qing Dynasty. One day, Mai Wei Yi went to the river to herd geese. When four squires met him, they wrote a poem. One of them said, "There are a flock of geese swimming in the middle of the river." The other went on to say, "Goose male and goose female sing goose songs." The remaining two thought for a long time and could not continue. When Mai Wei Yi saw it, he said, "Sir, let me finish writing this poem!" Four squires looked at the old shepherd and said, "Nonsense ... Go on, shout at your goose ass!" " "Mai Wei said:
"Jiang Xin swam to a group of geese, and the goose and the goose sang a goose song.
Two squires have shit, two don't! "