Funny versus poetry

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Thoughts?in?the?Still?of?the?Night

There are no lights in the kitchen.

Laomamao chicken soup

Taking rat poison by mistake? Die in the silent night: the foot of my bed shines so brightly,

Li Baida opened the window.

Seeing x-rays,

Drop all your teeth!

Xiao Chun:

In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Mosquitoes bite everywhere

Singing at night,

How many family members were killed by bags?

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

Li Baida opened the window.

Seeing x-rays,

Drop all your teeth!

Xiao Chun:

In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Mosquitoes bite everywhere

Singing at night,

How tight is this bag?